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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

very good

hopefully he wont be poo poo or pushed out of the lineup by someone poo poo that Pioli likes.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

this is the problem

Tbf none of them can stay fit except Fede

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Tbf none of them can stay fit except Fede

don't understand why, I've seen Newcastle's impressive training ground

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jason Sextro posted:

don't understand why, I've seen Newcastle's impressive training ground

Advanced cryotherapy

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

Man imagine the Saudis with Joe kinnear in charge

After a hilarious pronunciation mixup, Jamal Khashoggi would have been sent a 24-pack of Carling and Jamie Carragher dismembered with a bonesaw at the Saudi embassy in London.

Actually...

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

West Ham have bid £30m for James Tarkowski and Tarkowski wants to leave 10th place Burnley for 16th place West Ham because he thinks it will boost his chances of playing for England again.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



According to Fabrizio Romano, Barca are buying ... Memphis Depay?

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1304060204582084608

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Shrapnig posted:

West Ham have bid £30m for James Tarkowski and Tarkowski wants to leave 10th place Burnley for 16th place West Ham because he thinks it will boost his chances of playing for England again.

Well if Declan Rice can get into the England squad...

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
Dutch defender Kenny Tete arrives at Fulham.

I'm hoping he scores a winning goal or punches someone outside a nightclub, so I can make a "Tete Offensive" joke.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Would you be contented if he clattered heads with another player?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Rascar Capac posted:

Dutch defender Kenny Tete arrives at Fulham.

I'm hoping he scores a winning goal or punches someone outside a nightclub, so I can make a "Tete Offensive" joke.

Sign Alex Tettey too

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Advanced cryotherapy

only the best for free-spending chairman Mike Ashley

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Rascar Capac posted:

Dutch defender Kenny Tete arrives at Fulham.

I'm hoping he scores a winning goal or punches someone outside a nightclub, so I can make a "Tete Offensive" joke.

I was starting to panic about a strategy of going into the season with a defence consisting of "the same ones that conceded 80 goals last time, except we've sold half of them". So this seems like good news.

Some guy called Alfie Nipple has also signed on loan, and is apparently a French international keeper? Three caps is still three caps, baby. I haven't heard of him, but then I barely pay attention to anything any more.

Sky say that Ola Aina has also passed a medical, but I will not be bolding that at this time.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Alfie Nips is actually a really good goalkeeper but got frozen out by the PSG hype train. Unfortunately for him he was there before the money came in.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Areola was a Football Manager wonderkid because of his funny name and probably owes his career to that fact imo.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Looks like villa are signing Emi Martinez from arsenal

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Frankston posted:

Looks like villa are signing Emi Martinez from arsenal

How many goalkeepers have Villa gone through? It feels like they buy a new one every year.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Sandwolf posted:

How many goalkeepers have Villa gone through? It feels like they buy a new one every year.

A lot. Heaton was class for us but he got a lengthy injury and is still out for a few months yet so we need a new #1 because our back-ups are awful.

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

Leaving Areola out in the cold seems especially cruel from PSG, were they hoping he'd harden up or something? Trying to stiff him? Make a point?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

an_mutt posted:

Leaving Areola out in the cold seems especially cruel from PSG, were they hoping he'd harden up or something? Trying to stiff him? Make a point?

Maybe he's just a tit

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Shrapnig posted:

Maybe he's just a tit

don't sign your posts

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

Alfie Nips is actually a really good goalkeeper but got frozen out by the PSG hype train. Unfortunately for him he was there before the money came in.

one thing to remember too is that PSG generally does not like its academy players, possibly owing to Leonardo returning as sporting director (iirc a shitload of U19s bailed to sign pro contracts with other clubs pretty much immediately) so even if Areola were the next Barthez it's unlikely he would've stayed.

EDIT: To give you a sense of how PSG views its youth academy, it has more players from Monaco's (4) than its own (2) in the first team.

Tokyo Sexwale fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Sep 11, 2020

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




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Aug 31, 2004


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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

an_mutt posted:

Leaving Areola out in the cold seems especially cruel from PSG, were they hoping he'd harden up or something? Trying to stiff him? Make a point?

rofl

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Quaresma rules, imo

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
lol "I'm not taking the Mustang, I'm taking the mustang."

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Now we need a lower league team to do the same with a pinto joke

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Supposedly Villa are going to sign Milot Rashica from Werder Bremen for 18 mil? it would be a good singing for Villa i think, could definitely use a wide player up front.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Supposedly Villa are going to sign Milot Rashica from Werder Bremen for 18 mil? it would be a good singing for Villa i think, could definitely use a wide player up front.

In that case they should try to snag Higuain before he signs his deal with Miami.

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
alternatively

didn't know yer mam played for werder bremen

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Supposedly Villa are going to sign Milot Rashica from Werder Bremen for 18 mil? it would be a good singing for Villa i think, could definitely use a wide player up front.

A player I’ve definitely heard of

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Supposedly Villa are going to sign Milot Rashica from Werder Bremen for 18 mil? it would be a good singing for Villa i think, could definitely use a wide player up front.

oh werd? haha

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

A player I’ve definitely heard of

arguably the most famous player from kosovo

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

arguably the most famous player from kosovo

Shaqiri surely

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bundy posted:

Shaqiri surely

He's Swiss

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

arguably the most famous player from kosovo

Bersant Celina?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

oliwan posted:

He's Swiss

He was born in Kosovo and left when the Serbs started killing Albanian Muslim immigrants.

Part of his family fled to Switzerland.

It's why he did the Kosovan Eagle celebration when he scored at the Russian World Cup.


Huh, interesting, he was on the Swiss cover of Fifa 15 next to Messi.

CyberPingu fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Sep 11, 2020

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

CyberPingu posted:

He was born in Kosovo and left when the Serbs started killing Albanian Muslim immigrants.

Part of his family fled to Switzerland.

It's why he did the Kosovan Eagle celebration when he scored at the Russian World Cup.


Huh, interesting, he was on the Swiss cover of Fifa 15 next to Messi.

kosovars weren’t immigrants dude

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

CyberPingu posted:

He was born in Kosovo and left when the Serbs started killing Albanian Muslim immigrants.

Part of his family fled to Switzerland.

It's why he did the Kosovan Eagle celebration when he scored at the Russian World Cup.


Huh, interesting, he was on the Swiss cover of Fifa 15 next to Messi.

oliwan is a bald swiss failure

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