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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Phobeste posted:

It propelled the Patriots to the super bowl, beginning the nation's healing process. Couldn't have gone better

I am now still blaming every bad thing that has happened in America since 2001 on the Patriots. It’s all their fault.

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SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy

Eifert Posting posted:

The NFL pushing the Patriots to the 01/02 superbowl is the best 9/11 conspiracy imo.


Also 100% true.

I remember begging my dad to find a way to bet money on the Patriots once the odds came out in favor of the Rams so high. I told him the tuck rule was all you needed to know. Sadly he didn't listen to me

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SundayMoney posted:

I remember begging my dad to find a way to bet money on the Patriots once the odds came out in favor of the Rams so high. I told him the tuck rule was all you needed to know. Sadly he didn't listen to me

bad dad made you a sad lad

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
My headcanon is whenever the league tries to tell Kraft or Bill to stop cheating like it's their job - or at least make it seem like they're not trying to get caught - They just threaten to out the great fix of 01.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Eifert Posting posted:

My headcanon is whenever the league tries to tell Kraft or Bill to stop cheating like it's their job - or at least make it seem like they're not trying to get caught - They just threaten to out the great fix of 01.

"headcanon" is an interesting term for a fact that actually happened in real life :confused:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/WashingtonNFL/status/1304205833782341634?s=19

lol wtf

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
The refs gave the pats a free win against the bears in 02 by not measuring a 4th and not short qb sneak against the bears in champaign. Right after overturning a brady int to a lineman that he caught then got knocked out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLhN9eAkd_Y 2:28 for the 4th and 3 sneak he "gets"

Whole season was rigged

mastershakeman fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Sep 11, 2020

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Alex Smith needed the robot legs, not Montez Sweat.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Uhhh

Anyway

https://twitter.com/RSRLombardi/status/1304422017584771072

Fingers crossed for a Stanley extension

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

mastershakeman posted:

The refs gave the pats a free win against the bears in 02 by not measuring a 4th and not short qb sneak against the bears in champaign. Right after overturning a brady int to a lineman that he caught then got knocked out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLhN9eAkd_Y 2:28 for the 4th and 3 sneak he "gets"

Whole season was rigged

Pats didn’t make the playoffs that year.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Pats didn’t make the playoffs that year.

Doesn't mean the nfl didn't try to rig it!!!!

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

mastershakeman posted:

The refs gave the pats a free win against the bears in 02 by not measuring a 4th and not short qb sneak against the bears in champaign. Right after overturning a brady int to a lineman that he caught then got knocked out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLhN9eAkd_Y 2:28 for the 4th and 3 sneak he "gets"

Whole season was rigged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLhN9eAkd_Y&t=8882s

For those who don't want to look for it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Pats didn’t make the playoffs that year.

The worst kind of conspiracy, ineffective.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Pats didn’t make the playoffs that year.


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The worst kind of conspiracy, ineffective.

duh

you have to make it believable. they can't win every year.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I’d prefer the Pats win this year but I’ll get a perverse sense of enjoyment if this team falls flat on its face and all the Bill over Brady “In Bill We Trust” and everyone predicting that the Pats still somehow win 10 games are all wrong.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/ByKimberleyA/status/1304464657856499720

:siren:

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


this is breaking now?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
There had been some question if it was him or someone named Alex Van Pelt.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

I remember in 2001 when the refs made up a bullshit tuck rule so a team called the patriots could win the super bowl lol

It was the right call

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Did not even remember who the Browns head coach was this year until I saw this.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/joshweinfuss/status/1304472406413709312

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Phobeste posted:

It propelled the PatriotsDiamondbacks to the super bowlWorld Series, beginning the nation's healing process. Couldn't have gone better

ftfy

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


This seems to be stretching the use of the word Breaking.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Bird in a Blender posted:

This seems to be stretching the use of the word Breaking.

Move that colon to after Browns and it'll be the excuse to fire him later on.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

a neat cape posted:

It was the right call

why do you love the patriots so much... seriously?

half of your crappy posts in this forum are complaining about the chargers.... understandable
the other half are defending and rooting for the patriots for some odd reason

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Phyein posted:

why do you love the patriots so much... seriously?

half of your crappy posts in this forum are complaining about the chargers.... understandable
the other half are defending and rooting for the patriots for some odd reason

Riddle me this

Who were the Patriots playing in that game

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
It's not just that game

I dont care really I just find it odd that youre pretty much the only non-Pats fan here that roots for the Pats

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
That's a good point it's definitely illegal and banworthy to kinda like the patriots if you didn't grow up in boston and it should be tiresomely called out at every opportunity (?)

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

It's his duty as a Jets fan to try and snuff out Patriots fandom

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Gotta take your Ws where you can I guess

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

BrownThunder posted:

as a Jets fan

I can understand the words but the statement makes no sense.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
As a person inflicted with Jets fandom,

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Phobeste posted:

That's a good point it's definitely illegal and banworthy to kinda like the patriots if you didn't grow up in boston and it should be tiresomely called out at every opportunity (?)

:hai:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Tired: Covid will put an end to the season.

Wired: we have no idea which of the ongoing apocalypses will end the season.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Phobeste posted:

That's a good point it's definitely illegal and banworthy to kinda like the patriots if you didn't grow up in boston and it should be tiresomely called out at every opportunity (?)

What's with the weird vestigial question mark?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

There had been some question if it was him or someone named Alex Van Pelt.

Pitt QB from eons ago

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Eifert Posting posted:

What's with the weird vestigial question mark?

Your monitor (and pants) appear to be off, bud

Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004
Where are folks streaming out of market games now?

It’s still embarrassing that there isn’t a streaming package one can buy to see any NFL game live.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Phobeste posted:

That's a good point it's definitely illegal and banworthy to kinda like the patriots

FTFY

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