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Captain Hygiene posted:Imagine four rats on the edge of a cliff They deserve it for talking to the cops.
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Bobby Digital posted:None penis with left ball Seriously, I have one penis and no left ball. I take offense 
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Sep 11, 2020 15:28
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poo poo I never realized usernames had to be true 
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Sep 11, 2020 15:51
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Captain Hygiene posted:poo poo I never realized usernames had to be true better clean up your act gently caress i'm sorry, that was terrible
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Sep 11, 2020 15:52
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Sounds like you have a thhhhhhing or two to learn about integrity
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Sep 11, 2020 16:05
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I have a confession to make I've only had 2 picnics this year and they were more just "sit on the ground to eat my snack because my legs are tired"
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Sep 11, 2020 19:01
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I can confirm that usernames are in fact representative of the real person. You're welcome But I won't tell you what the C stands for.
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Sep 11, 2020 19:03
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I am literally a cat, and it's sooooooo hard to type coherently walking on the keyboard.
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Sep 11, 2020 19:06
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CJacobs posted:I can confirm that usernames are in fact representative of the real person. You're welcome I thought it was for “cool”  and can confirm, just as my name implies I am naive, spottily educated, easily manipulated (particularly by catchy music), and
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Sep 11, 2020 19:28
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Requesting namechange to Dumbjokes McYellsaboutgames
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Sep 11, 2020 19:48
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I have an identity crisis.
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Sep 11, 2020 19:49
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I just really like tea, okay!??!?!
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Sep 11, 2020 20:21
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*loud washboard and accordion noises*
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Sep 11, 2020 20:48
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My username isn’t because I wake up rough but because I’m what happens when Mike Patton’s scatting gains sentience.
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Sep 11, 2020 20:50
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poo poo.
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Sep 11, 2020 21:01
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I am RZA ama.
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Sep 11, 2020 21:02
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My user name was once described as the sound of a werewolf scooping out a hapless villager's grey matter from its bony reliquary. That wasn't it, but full points for figuring it was an onomatopoeia.
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Sep 11, 2020 21:03
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My fuckin bird named me, because she just would not stop saying her name when I was signing up for this dumbass site. (her name is Pookie btw, but she pronounces it all fancy because she posh af) (I'm not an english person talking about their girlfriend, Pookie is quite literally a bird)
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Sep 11, 2020 21:08
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Sep 11, 2020 21:25
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Well, I'm about to be rather lonely.
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Sep 11, 2020 21:26
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I ran into copyright issues when picking my vigilante name
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Sep 11, 2020 21:28
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I don't know if it counts as a dumb marketing move but it's certainly misplaced advertising; I keep getting ads on Youtube for various beers and hard liquors. I don't drink and I don't know why the algorithm has decided that's all I could possibly be interested in but it's a waste of time to target me.
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Sep 11, 2020 21:30
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μαλακίζομαι
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Byzantine posted:μαλακίζομαι Your onanistic habits, while clearly important to you, are better off not shared in the Dumb Marketing Moves thread. But I'm glad you're enjoying yourself 
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Marcade posted:I don't know if it counts as a dumb marketing move but it's certainly misplaced advertising; I keep getting ads on Youtube for various beers and hard liquors. I don't drink and I don't know why the algorithm has decided that's all I could possibly be interested in but it's a waste of time to target me. I know that Google, which owns YouTube, offers information on what demographics and interests it associates with you for targeted advertising under privacy settings. It could be as simple as unmarried man, 25-40 years old who lives in Nevada.
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Elviscat posted:I am literally a cat, and it's sooooooo hard to type coherently walking on the keyboard. Man you think you have it bad, I'm a sapient condiment.
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Sep 11, 2020 23:11
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*incoherent shrieking, but in a uniform*
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I can't remember
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Sep 12, 2020 00:24
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Nothing to worry about, we're all going to die anyway.
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Sep 12, 2020 00:28
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https://www.spirithalloween.com/product/adult-drizzt-costume-dungeons-dragons/218122.uts
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Sep 12, 2020 01:59
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I don't think I've spliced a thing in my life
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Sep 12, 2020 02:02
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I’m so close to being finished with this wall I’m building.
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Sep 12, 2020 02:36
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Soysaucebeast posted:Man you think you have it bad, I'm a sapient condiment. Your keyboard must be very sticky and salty 
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Sep 12, 2020 02:37
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Sep 12, 2020 02:51
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Just taking this moment to say "A WITCH IRL" might be a cool username
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Sep 12, 2020 03:22
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Len posted:https://www.spirithalloween.com/product/adult-drizzt-costume-dungeons-dragons/218122.uts Oh! I get it, it's a reference to the D&D episode of Community that netflix took down earlier this year because Chang dresses up like a drow in full body paint and one character mistakes it for blackface! It must be that, because it's literally the only topical thing even tangentially related to Drizzt loving Do'urden. (also to continue the stupid username derail, refresh my sig)
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Sep 12, 2020 05:01
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Saying nothing costs them nothing. Reminding everyone they made the gas that the nazis used for the automated murder of millions, I guess that's priceless?
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We don’t make a lot of the products you buy. We make a lot of the products you buy better. BASF: the final solution to many of life’s little problems.
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