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adaz: Mar 7, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

saints spending money like they're expecting a federal investgation

The saints are _73 million dollars_ over the 2021 cap. The could cut drew brees, Terron Armstead, Malcom Brown, Nick Easton, marshown lattimore, janoris jenkins, taysom hill, Ryan Ramcyk, and cameron jordan and still be over the cap.

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adaz fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Sep 13, 2020

# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:03

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 01:27

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Hasn�t Drew Brees said he�s retiring after this year?

# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:04

adaz: Mar 7, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Hasn�t Drew Brees said he�s retiring after this year?

He has said that like every year for the last 3. But with how they just spent money I think they really believe him because this entire team is getting torn down to the studs after this year.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Brees got a dummy cap year and a contract with NBC Sports when he retires. This is his last ride losing in the playoffs in hilarious fashion

# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:24

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Imo this is the year The Saints have a disaster season where everything goes wrong and they stagger to six wins.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:41

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

I fully expect some sort of vaccine to get pushed out before November and I'm not touching it

# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:58

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

if it�s the Oxford vaccine or something from China I�ll be fine with it

# ? Sep 13, 2020 05:01

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Don't forget most of the TFF games are back this year:

Eliminator Season 17
Kicker Eliminator
1KYOB

They are cool and they all have prizes you can win. Go win a new emote for SA or something, I dunno!

# ? Sep 13, 2020 05:14

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Eifert Posting posted:

Imo this is the year The Saints have a disaster season where everything goes wrong and they stagger to six wins.

This would be more hilarious than a heartbreaking playoff loss imo. So long as the six wins are against the nfc south tho.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 06:04

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Eh, I�ll be happy when they win the Super Bowl this year and he retires a two time Super Bowl champion.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 06:54

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6-FMx_gu6g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ytiMg01oQ

# ? Sep 13, 2020 08:12

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Silly Burrito posted:

Eh, I�ll be happy when they have another playoff loss to the underdog Vikings.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 08:40

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Saints have a lovely schedule, and even though they seemingly play all their hard games at home, I don't see how they'll get homefield throughout in the playoffs with the Bucs and Falcons sitting there.

I want the saints to win the wildcard and have to go to like green bay in the first week of hte playoffs during a covid blizzard. Brees has a Dan Marino-esque last game then gives corona to all his little future chud kids.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 11:35

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOT

BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

# ? Sep 13, 2020 12:10

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

really queer Christmas posted:

This would be more hilarious than a heartbreaking playoff loss imo. So long as the six wins are against the nfc south tho.

So you're hoping that they pull a Raiders.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 13:31

Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

braving the smoke-filled air to put my Seahawks flag up

# ? Sep 13, 2020 14:19

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29871858/sources-tom-brady-was-new-orleans-saints-backup-plan-drew-brees-retired-offseason

quote:

Had Drew Brees retired after last season, as the Saints believed he might, New Orleans' backup plan was to sign Tom Brady -- and he was interested in going there, league sources told ESPN.

In the opinion of sources close to the situation, a union between Brady and the Saints was more realistic than many realized -- and it was an option up until the days before free agency opened, despite Brees' previous public comments in mid-February that he was committed to playing in 2020.

Saints coach Sean Payton and Brady share a respectful relationship, and the Saints believed they could land Brady, according to sources.

But the idea of the move was contingent on Brees retiring, which he ultimately opted against doing this year. New Orleans' wait to pursue Brady lasted until mid-March, shortly before Brees finally agreed to sign a two-year, $50 million deal on March 13. Four days later, Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers reached agreement on a two-year, fully guaranteed $50 million deal.

But in the days leading up to both deals, there was discussion in the Saints' organization about how the former New England Patriots quarterback could fit into New Orleans' offense, according to sources.

At the time, Brees was considering television offers, including the one that he ultimately accepted from NBC to become an analyst for the network whenever he finished playing. But Brees gave consideration to starting his TV career this season.

The Saints were not the only team interested in Brady, as the Los Angeles Chargers expressed interest and had conversations with the six-time Super Bowl champion, and the Miami Dolphins also expressed interest and made a late run, although those talks never progressed.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 14:20

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

lmao brees 100% didn't retire because he didn't want the team to win a superbowl the year after he did

# ? Sep 13, 2020 14:27

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29871858/sources-tom-brady-was-new-orleans-saints-backup-plan-drew-brees-retired-offseason

God, Ehud's head would've exploded if that last bit came true.

But yeah, I heard this a while back as one of the main reasons Brees came back.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 14:28

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

It's really striking to me that both of them signed two year, $50 million deals

# ? Sep 13, 2020 14:30

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

FizFashizzle posted:

Brees has a Dan Marino-esque last game then gives corona to all his little future chud kids.

if you're gonna be that edgy you might as well say the n-word

# ? Sep 13, 2020 14:43

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

That seems awfully defensive of drew brees honor

# ? Sep 13, 2020 14:51

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Today is the day Joe burrow ascends to his rightful place. Hope for a long rule. Dalton came in the lockout shortened offseason, Burrow brought plague.

The next Bengals QB will probably set off the Dakota supervolcano at that rate of escalation. May Joe play for 30 years.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 15:01

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1305156025322860544?s=19

# ? Sep 13, 2020 15:55

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1305158177063829511

# ? Sep 13, 2020 15:59

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

AQI 170 is the point at which *everyone* starts being adversely affected. Now think about what happens to pro athletes breathing as hard as possible over 3 hours.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:04

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Silly Burrito posted:

God, Ehud's head would've exploded if that last bit came true.

But yeah, I heard this a while back as one of the main reasons Brees came back.

I don�t think I would have made it through this year

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:16

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1305163444782592000?s=19

The NFL is insane

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:17

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

L.F.G.

https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1305141340343238656?s=20

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:22

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Mystic Stylez posted:

The NFL is insane

This seems like the type of decision you can't give to the player. He might feel pressured, he might be insane, either way just tell him he can't go today.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:23

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

wandler20 posted:

L.F.G.

https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1305141340343238656?s=20

I hope Mike Evans plays

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:25

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The NFL has clearly avoided the COVID pandemic successfully, so what's a little poor air quality for football players?

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:26

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Brady will face Brees for the fourth different decade (if you count 2020 and not 2021) since they both played against each other for the first time in 1999 (Purdue vs. Michigan) :corsair:

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:29

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope Mike Evans plays

Same but he has a history of hamstring issues so maybe pushing it in week 1 isn't a great idea.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:30

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1305163444782592000?s=19

The NFL is insane

fluid in his lungs no doubt

# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:33

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Going to be so strange watching Redzone.

"OK Scott, that was some exciting play in New England, now let's cut over to news of a touchdown in Hell"

# ? Sep 13, 2020 17:06

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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tarbrush posted:

Going to be so strange watching Redzone.

"OK Scott, that was some exciting play in New England, now let's cut over to news of a touchdown in Hell"

Well you have to show Atlanta some time, I guess.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 17:13

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

The shooting yesterday at Arrowhead stadium was a Raiders fan and he posted this wonderful thing.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10100333984325269&id=73800674

# ? Sep 13, 2020 17:22

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

quote:

Son of Bitch rear end White Folk's

Mods, my username

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Go figure I forgot my MacBook Air at home so I won't be able to watch any football while at work as my work iMac is a piece of poo poo & is struggling to run with Photoshop hogging all the memory on this project I'm trying to make deadline.

How's the stream quality of NFL Bite(?) on phones?

# ? Sep 13, 2020 17:43

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