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Also wish to add my praise to the pile for "joanson"
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 18:41 |
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OwlFancier posted:I was tempted to try for a "man in a dress" joke because barristers also wear those but thought I would just come off in poor taste. The only way a "man in a dress" character can work any more is if they're a deranged cosplayer fan of Monty Python's pepperpots.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 18:42 |
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https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Blow/status/1304896423847063552
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 18:51 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:The only way a "man in a dress" character can work any more is if they're a deranged cosplayer fan of Monty Python's pepperpots. The thing about Monty Python and other sketch shows is that while sometimes the gag was "lol, it's a man in a dress" a lot of the time it's a man in a dress just because the main cast is all cis men and otherwise they wouldn't be in the sketch, the humor comes from other things. For every "Lumberjack song" there's three or four sketches that's just a husband and wife arguing.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 18:54 |
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"Oh, intercourse the penguin!"
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 18:57 |
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I believe this is what's called hitting two birds with one stone Edit: Also, as an experienced programmer including video games, Jon Blow is trash and none of us take his terrible code seriously
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 18:58 |
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Oh no how will be do without the guy who made braid. Everyone remember braid? (why do I remember braid? I've never even played it.)
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:08 |
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rude
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:10 |
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The great thing about shotgun guy is apparently he plays loving cod of all games. Like yeah mate if all you play is loving cod you're gonna have dumb views about shooters.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:13 |
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Super glad that I didn't make that post the other day saying why I agreed with him and was willing to die on that hill. I still am but I'm not going to talk about it.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:14 |
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I would be curious to read it but mostly it's just weird that he would make sweeping statements about the entire FPS genre based on playing competitive multiplayer cod. Like you will pry stalking through the swamp hunting bloodsuckers with an old rusty over under in STALKER from my cold dead hands.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:18 |
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Skwirl posted:The thing about Monty Python and other sketch shows is that while sometimes the gag was "lol, it's a man in a dress" a lot of the time it's a man in a dress just because the main cast is all cis men and otherwise they wouldn't be in the sketch, the humor comes from other things. For every "Lumberjack song" there's three or four sketches that's just a husband and wife arguing. Honestly most Monty Python sketches wouldn't be nearly as funny if the female characters weren't being played by the Pythons in dowdy floral house dresses shrieking in high-pitched voices (especially all 6'5" of John Cleese). It just adds another layer of madness to the proceedings.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:18 |
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https://twitter.com/neonwario/status/1305168495752216578?s=20 "Rich people in faster cars should be allowed to drive after drinking significantly more alcohol than those poors in their slow lovely cars."
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:18 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Honestly most Monty Python sketches wouldn't be nearly as funny if the female characters weren't being played by the Pythons in dowdy floral house dresses shrieking in high-pitched voices. It just adds another layer of madness to the proceedings. Honestly, most Monty Python sketches aren't that funny.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:19 |
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OwlFancier posted:Oh no how will be do without the guy who made braid. I liked Braid and I really liked The Witness; that tweet is kind of a bummer for me.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:20 |
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/neonwario/status/1305168495752216578?s=20 The hottest of takes.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:22 |
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ultrafilter posted:The hottest of takes. I mean that’s already more or less how flat rate traffic tickets work
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:26 |
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wizzardstaff posted:I liked Braid and I really liked The Witness; that tweet is kind of a bummer for me. The Witness was great, but I think The Talos Principle and Filament have covered its ground better by now.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:28 |
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Skwirl posted:Honestly, most Monty Python sketches aren't that funny. You have to be in the right mood. Helps to be in 1960s gb
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:29 |
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 20:00 |
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And it's all over Uncle Bob, who was an influential person in the programming community, being disinvited from speaking at a virtual conference because other speakers did not want to speak if he was there due to his previously expressed super lovely political opinions. He wrote a blog about it where he talked about how he thought he could successfully sue the conference and the speakers who didn't want him there but he wouldn't because he was so gracious. His friend at the conference also totally 100% for sure told Uncle Bob that he is "scared to death of these people."
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 20:33 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Honestly most Monty Python sketches wouldn't be nearly as funny if the female characters weren't being played by the Pythons in dowdy floral house dresses shrieking in high-pitched voices (especially all 6'5" of John Cleese). It just adds another layer of madness to the proceedings. John Cleese was a consistently rotten actor as a woman, he was just incredibly stupid and terrible. Terry Jones was the best. Michael Palin was pretty good too.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 20:52 |
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Are we sure this isn't a joke? The second tweet works too well contextually not to be a joke e: I read more it's not a joke
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:00 |
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Splicer posted:Are we sure this isn't a joke? The second tweet works too well contextually not to be a joke Lol at the idea of giving jon blow the benefit of the doubt when he says something immeasurably stupid
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:02 |
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I don't remember why I'm supposed to remember who Jonathan Blow is. Does that make me the idiot?
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:06 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I don't remember why I'm supposed to remember who Jonathan Blow is. Does that make me the idiot? He's a metaphor for the atomic bomb.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:09 |
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Oh god I read Uncle Bob's blog post on it, which includes this gemquote:Could I sue them? Certainly. I won’t, for the same reason that I’m not going to sue the conference organizers. And, frankly, suing people for such small potatoes just isn’t worth the trouble. But, like I said, next time I do a pro-bono talk I’ll have the conference organizers agree to the value that I’m deriving in return for using my name and likeness on their website. Then I can sue them, and any tortious interferers, for that sum and punitive damages too. Vincent Van Goatse posted:I don't remember why I'm supposed to remember who Jonathan Blow is. Does that make me the idiot? He made the platformer about the sad boy that stole it's basic mechanic from the Prince of Persia remakes.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:09 |
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If you ignore the writing Braid is a very good game.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:11 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I don't remember why I'm supposed to remember who Jonathan Blow is. Does that make me the idiot? He made this game https://youtu.be/xSXofLK5hFQ
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:11 |
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/neonwario/status/1305168495752216578?s=20 this one is a joke
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:13 |
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i liked Braid and liked The Witness even more, so maybe i deserved this
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:19 |
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Jonathan Blow's game The Witness ends by quoting a verse from the Diamond Sutra that relates to the game's themes, but he cut out the first line so it's gibberish to anyone who doesn't already know what that verse is about.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:19 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I don't remember why I'm supposed to remember who Jonathan Blow is. Does that make me the idiot? Nope. He made two popular video games, one of which was a pivotal early entry in what is now a bustling indie game industry, but is otherwise a very forgettable dumbass who doesn't really spend a lot of time in the public eye.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:22 |
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i saw him in public one time, walking down the street in my (our?) neighborhood, practicing tai chi circles with his hands, and i will forever hold on to that precious memory
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:25 |
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Mak0rz posted:Nope. He made two popular video games, one of which was a pivotal early entry in what is now a bustling indie game industry, but is otherwise a very forgettable dumbass who doesn't really spend a lot of time in the public eye. Every month or so he has a really dumb take about politics, programming, or video games.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:25 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Every month or so he has a really dumb take about politics, programming, or video games. hey, if brainfuck can be a valid contribution to the field of programming languages, then so can whatever he's made. if perhaps not for the reasons he thinks it will be.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:27 |
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Why were people upset at Uncle Bob speaking in the first place. Having read his take on being cancelled, I fully believe he's a gently caress head, just curious which flavor.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:42 |
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/neonwario/status/1305168495752216578?s=20 I know it's a joke, but I'm imagining kind of the inverse. Lower BAC level the faster you're going. If you're going like 10 or 20 kph, it's the regular BAC that is now (for example). At 20-50 it's slightly lower. Above 50 even lower etc Well it would probably just result into more cops being cops, but oh well
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 22:18 |
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https://twitter.com/caligirl506/status/1305137886937792512?s=21
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 22:25 |
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Definitely a real story from a real person that exists
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