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CaptainSarcastic posted:That looks like a dare. Or a prank. dank
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 Those prices though 
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Sep 14, 2020 12:16
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dog nougat posted:
Cocktail fruit, apple sauce, chopped nuts....on a pizza. What The gently caress. Also everything else on the menu esp the beans.
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Sep 14, 2020 12:23
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What, you've never heard of jungle pizza?  Me neither, I assume the apple sauce was used in lieu of a tomato sauce, or I really loving hope so. Still weird as poo poo regardless.
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Sep 14, 2020 12:28
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dog nougat posted:
All of these pizzas have something wrong with them
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Sep 14, 2020 12:39
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Iron Crowned posted:All of these pizzas have something wrong with them Also peep the hours, it's like the inverse of Doobie.
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dog nougat posted:
Yeah, from like 1958 or whatever, when they still listed phone numbers with exchange names; they were still grasping what this “pizza” thing was Edit: yeah I was pretty close, it was apparently 1957 root beer has a new favorite as of 15:28 on Sep 14, 2020 |
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Sep 14, 2020 15:24
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dog nougat posted:
You're missing some of the madness!  Hawaiian is cut off, but it was pineapple, papaya and green pepper   Some of these are baffling.
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Sep 14, 2020 15:25
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LadyPictureShow posted:You're missing some of the madness! Strangely, they have every topping except pineapple.
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Sep 14, 2020 15:33
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Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
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Sep 14, 2020 15:35
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LadyPictureShow posted:You're missing some of the madness! It took until most of the way down the second image before I found a pizza that I would unreservedly order, that being the polish one
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Sep 14, 2020 15:53
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Literally anything they could get out of a tin.
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Sep 14, 2020 16:00
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I never heard of celery pizza before, but it sounds awful.
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Sep 14, 2020 16:09
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SlothfulCobra posted:I never heard of celery pizza before, but it sounds awful.  yet somehow it's on 90% of their pizzass
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Sep 14, 2020 16:22
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a fascinating window into the early days of American pizza, when anything was possible. i imagine an alternative pizza history, where celery replaces pepperoni as the iconic pizza topping and you can buy a novelty shower curtain that has a bunch of celery stalks on it. most pizzas forget cheese, but not Chef Boyardee. 
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Sep 14, 2020 17:13
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dog nougat posted:Those prices though  ) on that menu only cost $17.57 in 2020 money. I guess it depends how big the Large was, but it's not awful for gourmet () ingredients.
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Sep 14, 2020 17:21
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SlothfulCobra posted:I never heard of celery pizza before, but it sounds awful. I got a chicken wing pizza once that had chopped celery on it. After one bite, I picked the celery off; it was vile.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmNI3_r8Xx8LadyPictureShow posted:I got a chicken wing pizza once that had chopped celery on it. After one bite, I picked the celery off; it was vile. 
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Sep 14, 2020 17:40
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SlothfulCobra posted:I never heard of celery pizza before, but it sounds awful. Dewey's Pizza has a Ryan's Inferno that has a ranch base and chicken, chopped celery and hot sauce drizzled over it. It's actually pretty tasty.
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uber_stoat posted:a fascinating window into the early days of American pizza, when anything was possible. i imagine an alternative pizza history, where celery replaces pepperoni as the iconic pizza topping and you can buy a novelty shower curtain that has a bunch of celery stalks on it. This might explain Art Frahm
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SlothfulCobra posted:I never heard of celery pizza before, but it sounds awful. The celery is really the only thing on the first page I particularly object to, I would definitely try and probably like most of the rest of it. The chinese pizza actually sounds really good, I like water chestnut and beansprouts.
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It's weird because water chestnut and celery seem very similar in general description, except water chestnut is good and celery is very, very (and let me be clear: VERY) bad Still not sure I'd want it on my pizza though. Texture seems wrong. Great in stir fry though
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Sep 14, 2020 19:32
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I'm glad I'm not alone in my seemingly irrational hatred of celery. It's just a lovely onion type thing that stays rock loving hard with a horrible texture whatever you do to it. You could drop the drat thing in a nuclear reactor and it'd still be the same at the end. I'm sure it's not actually edible and it is a trick played on us by posh people who want to pretend to eat inedible things for cred.
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Sep 14, 2020 19:35
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celery goes in a mirepoix and nowhere else.
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Sep 14, 2020 19:39
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I swear I saw some image that called celery a toothbrush for your butthole.
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Sep 14, 2020 19:45
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Celery is a good dip delivery vehicle
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Celery is the vegetable of gods so I can understand you mere mortals may find it's taste strong. Pizza jungles menu sounds halfway neat until I remember 1950s pizza base is completely tasteless paste crust and sugary tomato sauce.
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Sep 14, 2020 19:52
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Iron Crowned posted:I swear I saw some image that called celery a toothbrush for your butthole. 
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Sep 14, 2020 19:54
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Never noticed how much the guy was enjoying it before
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Sep 14, 2020 19:56
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Sakurazuka posted:Never noticed how much the guy was enjoying it before
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Sep 14, 2020 19:58
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Sakurazuka posted:Never noticed how much the guy was enjoying it before I mean it is ribbed for xtra pleasure
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Sep 14, 2020 20:14
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SLOSifl posted:Do it in front of a mirror next time
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Sep 14, 2020 20:18
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zedprime posted:Celery is the vegetable of gods so I can understand you mere mortals may find it's taste strong. It doesn't even taste strong it just tastes like pissweak bad flavoured onion.
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Sep 14, 2020 20:19
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Taco Bell is making wine now, in Canada. Japapeño Noir 
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i have a bottle of hatch chili infused wine in my pantry right now. honestly not bad at all. heat is noticeable.
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OwlFancier posted:It doesn't even taste strong it just tastes like pissweak bad flavoured onion.
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uber_stoat posted:celery goes in a mirepoix and nowhere else. Trinity would like to have a word.
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