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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

dog nougat posted:

Hey man. Crabs come in all shapes and colors. Granted most people associate red with crustaceans. I have a Samsung Galaxy S10 and my crab shows up pretty fuckin red. How dated is this chart?

🦀

Get this discord crab outta here, easily trounced by :yeeclaw:

I actually like ms emojis the best tbh.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


What is a crab? A miserable little pile of snip-snops!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/sea_slug_0509/status/1305480725001453569

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



The top right one is all hosed up. You don’t have giant black tip snippers and rear paddle legs. THATS NOT HOW ITS DONE JEEEZ

🦀

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

this is my best friend irl now

e:

google translate posted:

I like smooth egg crabs too much, so I would like to launch a "smooth egg crab lovers' association" in the future. At the meeting, we talked about the charm of this crab and sang "Koi no Smooth Egg Crab". And each elaborate smooth egg crab dish is served, but the meeting is probably the first and last gathering.

:negative:

is there a crab version of negativeman

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
trying to find info on the mysterious smooth egg crab, but instead found its deadly poisonous relative



Atergatis floridus, the floral egg crab

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


nice try but this is a pangolin

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SniperWoreConverse posted:

trying to find info on the mysterious smooth egg crab, but instead found its deadly poisonous relative



Atergatis floridus, the floral egg crab

Look at that thing, not smooth in the slightest :rolleyes:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


a crab’s tip top is smooth from all directions and at all times

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart





e: extra credit

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
It's dangerous to go alone, take this

naem
May 29, 2011





Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
I surprised my GF with a dozen steamed crabs last night, along with some cream of crab soup. They were a little light but tasty.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"i... thought we were having steamed slabs"

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

"i... thought we were having steamed slabs"

Creamed stabs?

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009

Merely getting that flank in, yet another way

Mak0rz posted:

I see the crab is tactically circle strafing to get at the boss enemy's weak point

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




I wish the emoji displayed as whichever version the sender uses

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That’s one really nicely drawn brown crab.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Crab.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Gonna have to agree with this guy here

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




My two favorite things

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Captain Hygiene posted:

My two favorite things

Snip and snop?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Imagine I reposted that Milo & Otis clip. :yeeclaw:
:yeeclaw:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

trying to find info on the mysterious smooth egg crab, but instead found its deadly poisonous relative



Atergatis floridus, the floral egg crab

this is a beautiful crab (that I will never eat) so thank you o great thread for your crab wisdom!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/NikiHubbard/status/1306827053237321728

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqM9eLrup3g

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Fellow crab appreciators, I have made a relevant photoshop thread - come help me envision a better world, one with more crabs! :yeeclaw:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


waggles
Jul 21, 2011

Here to spread frog love.
Fallen Rib
Crabs love science:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W92SB_SW9E0

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'm tickled enough by this idea I had to cross-quote myself :yeeclaw:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
It’s a good ‘un.

But does the :yeeclaw: scream, like the original?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Evolutionary perfection (sorry don’t have the standalone link): https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/iwzgzm/box_crab/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Captain Hygiene posted:

Sorry bud, still can't marry a crab, much as we all want to

Crabs don't marry down anyway

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/eEHppP6.mp4

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Hongry

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

that little duder is mega excited about dinner
like frantically into chowing on that clam

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Me when the pizza delivery shows up

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