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Weedle
May 31, 2006




the worst escort mission is in mafia 1 where they combine 1) taking away your guns 2) mandatory stealth 3) escorting a guy made of paper. you start out with a baseball bat in a hedge maze and you have to creep around knocking out armed dudes who will perforate you and your buddy instantly if you gently caress up

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Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

The problem with Yooka-Laylee is it doubled down on the worst elements of those games rather than trying to actually fix them, and banks on BK nostalgia rather than fully striking out as its own thing. Even without nostalgia goggles Banjo Kazooie and Tooie are really fun games on their own merits.

i mostly remember watching yooka laylee and thinking a constant stream of 'why does fall damage exist in this game' and 'jesus christ the loving talking noises are awful' as like some sort of background static the entire time

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.
:heavybreathing:

https://twitter.com/IbDashing/status/1305830277864972298

found in the 3d all stars n64 emulator. people saying its left over from the wii u vc but they forget the wii u vc is a trashheap and this is a new one by nerd, the same as the classic systems. also perfectdarkrenderer ffs.

n64flix march 2021 (only on the nintendo switchPRO)

Vikar Jerome fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Sep 15, 2020

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Vikar Jerome posted:

:heavybreathing:

https://twitter.com/IbDashing/status/1305830277864972298

found in the 3d all stars n64 emulator. people saying its left over from the wii u vc but they forget the wii u vc is a trashheap and this is a new one by nerd, the same as the classic systems. also perfectdarkrenderer ffs.

n64flix march 2021 (only on the nintendo switchPRO)

That'd be cool as hell. Mario Story is the JP name for Paper Mario btw.

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

That'd be cool as hell. Mario Story is the JP name for Paper Mario btw.

ahh didnt know that, cool. also didnt even see that line, my eyes went straight to PD lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Vikar Jerome posted:

ahh didnt know that, cool. also didnt even see that line, my eyes went straight to PD lmao

I mean, Perfect Dark would be a slight surprise since Microsoft owns the IP but as we've seen with Banjo in Smash, Microsoft is willing to play ball with Nintendo at least with Rare properties

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Johnny Joestar posted:

i watched someone play yooka laylee around when it was new and if there's anything i learned it's that not having nostalgia for any of the banjo games meant that a lot of the design decisions that the devs decided to carry forward into their New Game Released In 2017 really probably should have stayed dead

yooka laylee actually took a big step down from a lot of design elements from the old games, like with the level layouts in particular. even DK64's levels tended to have clear signposting, breadcrumb trails, central landmarks and color-coding to keep you oriented. Yooka Laylee's levels are just a random assortment off stuff vomited onto an oversized canvass

Vikar Jerome posted:

:heavybreathing:

https://twitter.com/IbDashing/status/1305830277864972298

found in the 3d all stars n64 emulator. people saying its left over from the wii u vc but they forget the wii u vc is a trashheap and this is a new one by nerd, the same as the classic systems. also perfectdarkrenderer ffs.

n64flix march 2021 (only on the nintendo switchPRO)

N64flix would be cool but I hope they're not doing "Buy these classic mario games for a limited time only!" to FOMO people into buying them at a premium price before then making them available to everyone with an online subscription

Augus fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Sep 15, 2020

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Pablo Nergigante posted:

I mean, Perfect Dark would be a slight surprise since Microsoft owns the IP but as we've seen with Banjo in Smash, Microsoft is willing to play ball with Nintendo at least with Rare properties

It's not bad advertising for them though. Especially if they make a new one or something. Maybe it'll get people to buy Xboxes?

Pablo Nergigante posted:

That'd be cool as hell. Mario Story is the JP name for Paper Mario btw.

Seriously. Never played Perfect Dark and I loving loved Mario Tennis 64 (if only for the GBC connectivity). This would be really loving cool. I know VC is dead but ugh... knowing how many games I've lost/given up over the years it's a hell of a thing to be able to have again on this gem of a console.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Mario Golf is extremely fun too. I have fond memories of playing with my roommates in college and mashing the button that makes Mario yell "FORE"

100YrsofAttitude posted:

It's not bad advertising for them though. Especially if they make a new one or something. Maybe it'll get people to buy Xboxes?

There's been a bunch of rumors that Microsoft's new studio The Initiative is working on a new PD game. So it could be an advertising boost yeah

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Augus posted:

N64flix would be cool but I hope they're not doing "Buy these classic mario games for a limited time only!" to FOMO people into buying them at a premium price before then making them available to everyone with an online subscription

I mean isn't that...exactly what happened with Star Fox 2?

Volte
Oct 4, 2004

woosh woosh

Vikar Jerome posted:

:heavybreathing:

https://twitter.com/IbDashing/status/1305830277864972298

found in the 3d all stars n64 emulator. people saying its left over from the wii u vc but they forget the wii u vc is a trashheap and this is a new one by nerd, the same as the classic systems. also perfectdarkrenderer ffs.

n64flix march 2021 (only on the nintendo switchPRO)
https://twitter.com/LuigiBlood/status/1305898279247511553

I don't know if this person knows what they're talking about, but it seems to be something they're familiar with.

Ineffiable
Feb 16, 2008

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...


Augus posted:

yooka laylee actually took a big step down from a lot of design elements from the old games, like with the level layouts in particular. even DK64's levels tended to have clear signposting, breadcrumb trails, central landmarks and color-coding to keep you oriented. Yooka Laylee's levels are just a random assortment off stuff vomited onto an oversized canvass

Yeah I literally played and finished Yooka a week or two ago and my biggest opinion was this game is twice the size of banjo but half the game it ever was. Levels are just not designed that well and are much bigger than they needed to me. And like you said they really needed to be better designed so you can know where to go or if you've actually been there.

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

Augus posted:

yooka laylee actually took a big step down from a lot of design elements from the old games, like with the level layouts in particular. even DK64's levels tended to have clear signposting, breadcrumb trails, central landmarks and color-coding to keep you oriented. Yooka Laylee's levels are just a random assortment off stuff vomited onto an oversized canvass


N64flix would be cool but I hope they're not doing "Buy these classic mario games for a limited time only!" to FOMO people into buying them at a premium price before then making them available to everyone with an online subscription

they are totally doing that with mario 64 at least. they are doing a n64flix without the flagship title. maybe without the texture replacements? then again, maybe all the n64flix releases will have cleaned up textures like that. i can see them doing it with no gamecube/wiiflix for the other 2 for a long while.

im more interested in how they will handling the filtering, just standard crt scanline mode or are they going all in with a VI filter option...

PeePot
Dec 1, 2002


Oxyclean posted:

They've listed it as shipping with Puralator (but not shipped yet,) which on one hand, I've not had a lot of packages with, on the other, I feel like I've had some annoyances with them in the past?

Canada post has usually be pretty good for me, never like, one day delivery, but usually pretty fast and on estimate?

I've never had a problem with Best Buy for a few release day games, Amiibos, and even a launch day Switch. They next-day shipped the day before release. This is coming from the Mississauga warehouse to Toronto, but next-day is next-day, so you should be fine.

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

Volte posted:

https://twitter.com/LuigiBlood/status/1305898279247511553

I don't know if this person knows what they're talking about, but it seems to be something they're familiar with.

yeah i saw that but from the footage alone, without the texture replacements, it already looks better than the wiivc one, so either they fixed big wiiuvc issues or it is a new one based off it.

the wiivc and wiiu vc all had lovely image quality, like there was a darkened filter appiled, all they did was up the res to 480 from the n64 original and had nothing to replace the VI filter with.

Vikar Jerome fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Sep 15, 2020

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Vikar Jerome posted:

:heavybreathing:

https://twitter.com/IbDashing/status/1305830277864972298

found in the 3d all stars n64 emulator. people saying its left over from the wii u vc but they forget the wii u vc is a trashheap and this is a new one by nerd, the same as the classic systems. also perfectdarkrenderer ffs.

n64flix march 2021 (only on the nintendo switchPRO)

no hybrid heaven who gives a poo poo

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


Oscar Wild posted:

Trine ultimate is on sale for $15. Is that a good price? Is Trine good? Its a puzzle platformer right?

Edit: by good price I should say good value. Understanding that there is a switch tax.

1, 2, and 4 are very, very good (and pretty). More fun with a friend, but still good without.

3 is a bit troublesome. I went in with an open mind and good intentions but... It was not good. I have not heard anyone every claim it was good, either. But buy the bundle for the rest and judge for yourself. The other games are worth it for sure.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I told you guys pages ago the dataminers already promised n64 coming soon. Why are you surprised now? :confused:

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Vikar Jerome posted:

is the switch version of yooka laylee good? i mean i have a ps4 but i'd rather play a new banjo game on a nintendo console. just wondering if theres any weird bullshit in the port (and i dont mean n64 gameplay, thats a plus)

Yes. It’s a very good port that was handled by the original devs themselves.

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

The White Dragon posted:

no hybrid heaven who gives a poo poo

certainly not konami!

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Alan_Shore posted:

What! Ashley is the only decent escort mission in gaming history!

It's Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite, and not even remotely close.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

That'd be cool as hell. Mario Story is the JP name for Paper Mario btw.

The "only on SwitchPRO" part wouldn't be cool, that would piss me way the gently caress off

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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Evil Badman posted:

It's Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite, and not even remotely close.

that's literally not even an escort mission

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's as much of an "escort" as yoshi in Super Mario World

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

The White Dragon posted:

no Goemon who gives a poo poo

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

The White Dragon posted:

no hybrid heaven who gives a poo poo

*pounds fork and knife on the table* mischief makers! mischief makers!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

TheScott2K posted:

Wow that was a very bad decision and also didn't those games came out like 3 years apart?

It was a super dumb decision, but I LOVED Flashback and recognized Conrad.

Also, it MIGHT'VE been System Shock 1, but this was also at a store that likely just carried old games as well as new.

All I know is, I chose Fade to Black over one of the entries into the SS series.

:negative:

Also, Ashley Graham is fantastic, as far as escort missions go.

Especially with that suit of armour :black101:

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



Vikar Jerome posted:

certainly not konami!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Nintendo/Microsoft... Release the HD Perfect Dark, so I can school Father Wendigo all over again. :smug:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

There isn't a single thing wrong with Resi4. It is a perfect game

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Before we start asking for N64 games, any SNES games that are missing and that we can reasonably hope to get? Square JRPGs are almost certainly off the table, but other than those?

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Before we start asking for N64 games, any SNES games that are missing and that we can reasonably hope to get? Square JRPGs are almost certainly off the table, but other than those?

super mario rpg

"but that's a square jr-" SHUT THE gently caress UP

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
If we got an N64 emulator and somehow got a Goemon game, I hope it'd be the second N64 Goemon.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Quantum of Phallus posted:

There isn't a single thing wrong with Resi4. It is a perfect game

I can't believe anyone played through the military base and would still say this.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Before we start asking for N64 games, any SNES games that are missing and that we can reasonably hope to get? Square JRPGs are almost certainly off the table, but other than those?

DKC 2 and 3 I would hope.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Before we start asking for N64 games, any SNES games that are missing and that we can reasonably hope to get? Square JRPGs are almost certainly off the table, but other than those?

Mario Paint

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


by virtue of the fact that they've clearly touched and messed with these, would games on the snes classic be any easier than others to port over to the switch? that gives you a nice package there.

Brick Shipment
Jun 22, 2009


Can anyone confirm if Sunshine in 3D all stars has switched the og y axis inverted controls to an unchangeable normal control scheme? The only sources I can find on this are a couple of reddit posts.

This is actually Very Serious and will affect my decision as to whether I pick this up or not.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Before we start asking for N64 games, any SNES games that are missing and that we can reasonably hope to get? Square JRPGs are almost certainly off the table, but other than those?

Maybe Earthbound.

I really liked the snes Battletoads game* but I don't think that's likely :(

*Battlemaniacs. The battletoad/double dragon one was merely ok

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Maybe Earthbound.

Hahahahaha

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