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Israel feeds on the olive trees of the Palestinians, torn down by the bulldozers of the Israeli army; while Palestinians are reduced to forage for garbage. AGC, give this man a dozen Pulitzers. Seriously though, it's worth a Gaybies nomination for least concealed racism.
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UZworm posted:Holy poo poo I had forgotten just how loving terrible Tinsley's art was, like Fishman was pretty clearly phoning it in and still it managed to look 100x better than Tinsley's chicken scratch Whyyyyyyyyyyy is Tinsley back?! The art's worse, the jokes're worse, the opinions are worse. Fishman was by no means perfect or even good but he managed a sensible chuckle at least once a week, as though he had some awareness this was in the funny pages next to Marmaduke....
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Did Tinsley have a stroke, or is it just the effect of seeing his art after nearly a year of Fishman? It looks a bit worse.
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UZworm posted:Holy poo poo I had forgotten just how loving terrible Tinsley's art was, like Fishman was pretty clearly phoning it in and still it managed to look 100x better than Tinsley's chicken scratch This is way worse than I remember, I don't think he's doing too good
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Sep 15, 2020 13:48
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He probably hasn't had anything better to do for the past few months than drink himself half to death.
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Pants Donkey posted:Did Tinsley have a stroke, or is it just the effect of seeing his art after nearly a year of Fishman? It looks a bit worse. I think it's still the same level of badness, which makes me wonder why they let him come back at all.
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  This was his comic from exactly a year ago and today's comic and... okay yeah either he had a stroke, doubled his alcohol habit, or is straight up just sending first drafts to the editor
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Sep 15, 2020 14:25
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Does Kelly always include a blurb because why do we have to read Garrison's notes and be deprived of Kelly's? At least give us both.
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Sep 15, 2020 16:59
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Chamale posted:Michael Crichton wrote a novel called State of Fear where extreme environmentalists deliberately cause natural disasters to make people think climate change is real. Now it seems every conservative thinks the West Coast is burning down because of Antifa arsonists, not the hot dry weather exacerbated by climate change. I reread Jurassic Park recently and Crichton's politics were kind of reactionary and lovely, huh?
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betaraywil posted:I reread Jurassic Park recently and Crichton's politics were kind of reactionary and lovely, huh? Let me tell you about how climate change is a conspiracy and they're going to use it earthquake machines to tidal wave california
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100YrsofAttitude posted:Does Kelly always include a blurb because why do we have to read Garrison's notes and be deprived of Kelly's? At least give us both.
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Sep 15, 2020 17:59
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Ah, I got my new av from admins...  Thanks for helping me with this Cat Matress 
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CuwiKhons posted:He probably hasn't had anything better to do for the past few months than drink himself half to death. Yeah, there isn't a job that Tinsley can't half-rear end.
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Malloc Voidstar posted:I've never seen a Kelly comic with a blurb before and after checking none of the previous 40 have one Fair enough. The world doesn't deserve that joy.
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Sep 15, 2020 18:40
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But why is Russian meddling a molehill (which he acknowledges exists) if Chinese meddling is a mountain? At least they should both be mountains no matter how dumb you are.
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Ah, yes, the kind of "quarantine" where you're standing four feet apart with no protective gear.
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Thoughtless posted:But why is Russian meddling a molehill (which he acknowledges exists) if Chinese meddling is a mountain? At least they should both be mountains no matter how dumb you are. There's an additional word on the Chinese election meddling mountain.
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Wanderer posted:Ah, yes, the kind of "quarantine" where you're standing four feet apart with no protective gear. It's on a larger scale. Ever wonder why all the solar systems are so far away from us?
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Thoughtless posted:Sometimes I wonder if people were always this fact-resistant, or if I'm just getting old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJDgVlv55Uw "The world's smartest people kept being wrong... sometimes!" I'm sure people thought this was actually a stellar argument against evolution.
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Dear political cartoonists: Our country (The United States Of America) only looks okay in its current visual orientation. Do not in any circumstance portray it in different orientations, mirrored, etc. To do so breaks the illusion and reveals the true nature of our country: weird, repulsive, and fat.
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Oh no! You can't hold stupid bbqs and house parties while the infection rate is spiking up again! This is just the worst! Also loving lol at the Mail whining about people snitching, they're the paper of the kind of people who call in Armed Police if they see someone a shade darker than mayonnaise minding their own business.
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A lone figure stands in the street, facing off against a gang of seven men on horseback. In classic western tradition, the large and intimidating gang are the goodies.
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SteelMentor posted:Oh no! You can't hold stupid bbqs and house parties while the infection rate is spiking up again! This is just the worst! the mail and telegraph are 100% in favour of strict law and order and doing your bit for society up until it even slightly affects the lives of the grumpy old white people who buy the papers
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 Pope:  After appointing a COVID economic response committee full of gas industry people, Scott Morrison announced that our economic recovery is now based on gas. Subsidies for more gas extraction, pipelines everywhere, and if the free market doesn't replace the soon-to-retire coal plant in NSW with gas itself then the government will do it for them whether the state needs it or not. Wilcox:  Rowe:  Knight:  Victoria's coronavirus hotel quarantine inquiry hears ADF support was offered (ABC) Leak, Son of Leak:  Dining on the streets: $100m fund to help Melbourne recover from COVID (The Age)
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Strong case for direct reparations. Also, as a computer toucher, the second image is almost entirely true
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Wait, did some little old lady shoot two cops in a parked police car? Is that what that image is?
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Somfin posted:Strong case for direct reparations. Someone must have explained phishing scams with a liberal accent to Fishman. Space Cadet Omoly posted:Wait, did some little old lady shoot two cops in a parked police car? Is that what that image is? Looked more like a 14 year old kid, but yes. That exact scene happened. https://twitter.com/LASDHQ/status/1304993095725932545 War Wizard fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Sep 16, 2020 |
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War Wizard posted:Looked more like a 14 year old kid, but yes. That exact scene happened. Ah, I thought that was supposed to be a hair bun and a skirt in the comic. Kind of hard to see the details in a cross hatched version of an already grainy photo.
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