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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/3dPBgYT.gifv

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SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Some say it is still climbing hills in the deep mountains to this very day.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Quads are for that lazy friend who doesn't know how to drive stick on a car, but also wants to ride a bike.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/KI2CimG.gifv

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


ELON!!! :arghfist::awesomelon:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

FuturePastNow posted:

They're getting the big (500 ton?) crane set up so they may start removing the engines soon.

This is the closer camera angle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aNc8iVY-r8

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


freedom achieved

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Guess we finally found Mike

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

BlackIronHeart posted:

A buddy of mine grew up in Alaska and a lot of people, when learning this fact, have asked him if he was scared of the bears there. He always replied that they never worried about bears, it was the moose that everyone would freak out about.

Fun fact: Moose like to dive, up to 20 feet, to eat weeds at the bottoms of lakes and ponds.

I visited Alaska for work a few years ago and on my last day I had 5 hours before my flight to kill, so I bought a joint and went for a hike in a nearby park. About 20 minutes in I'm ready to light up, so I duck into some bushes on a secluded hill with an ocean view and smoke half of my J. As I get back to the path, I look back at my smoke spot and there's a moose standing right in the middle of it. I never heard it, it just appeared and looked pissed to see me nearby.

I have never been so terrified in my life. I have no idea if it was a small or big one, I just know that if it wanted to gently caress me up it easily could have. Being high probably didn't help.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Don't take your quad to the park without a leash unless it's properly trained.

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/BN4oxKa.mp4

I would poo poo my pants. Absolute unit.

I spent a summer working at a fishing lodge in NE Utah. One of my coworkers there showed me a picture he took of a moose chilling in a field. The second picture was the moose turning to look at him. The third was moose walking toward him. The fourth was the blur of the ground when he dropped the camera while hauling rear end away from a charging moose.

I was the breakfast cook, so I'd see them every now and then when I was walking to the lodge at 5:30 in the morning to open the kitchen. Never took my eyes off of them and was always ready to bolt if they even moved. Fun times.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


moose... big

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/LoKrQBh.mp4

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

don't quads usually have a deadman's switch, like jetskis do, for exactly that reason

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt



Mike!!!!!!

Blindeye
Sep 22, 2006

I can't believe I kissed you!

boar guy posted:

don't quads usually have a deadman's switch, like jetskis do, for exactly that reason

Many don't, for...reasons.

But to the person dissing quads...quads are a very useful utility for crossing rough terrain, especially the 4-wheel drive ones.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
How else are you gonna ghostride that quad-whip

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
Yeah, back when I lived in the woods quads were kind of a necessity because you had areas that you could only get to on foot and I sure wasn'tt lugging all that poo poo by hand. I also had a field to take care of with a bunch of nasty loving hills so instead of a mower I was able to use my quad and a drag behind brush hog.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

BlackIronHeart posted:

Fun fact: Moose like to dive, up to 20 feet, to eat weeds at the bottoms of lakes and ponds.

Orcas are the only natural predator of the moose



FENTON! FENTOOON!

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Cojawfee posted:

Orcas are the only natural predator of the moose
I can't tell if this is serious or not, but I'll believe it anyway.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

boar guy posted:

don't quads usually have a deadman's switch, like jetskis do, for exactly that reason

The few I've ridden had a trigger throttle. I'm guessing it got stuck somehow?

A seat weight sensor wouldn't work because you often have to stand up. I've never seen a pull cord thing like a treadmill.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Nocheez posted:

I can't tell if this is serious or not, but I'll believe it anyway.

Only marine predator. Wolves, Siberian tigers, and sometimes bears, but bears are dumpster divers so they're more likely to take a moose from some other predator.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose#Natural_predators

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qgrfk45OAo1r0uzl6.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

never understood how helicopter pilots can make those things fly with it carrying the weight of their enormous gonads.

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Sep 16, 2020

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

LifeSunDeath posted:

never understood how helicopter pilots can make those things fly with it carrying the weight of their enormous balls.

:agreed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08K_aEajzNA

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020


I thought that was a no-no because of the massive static discharge?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

LifeSunDeath posted:

never understood how helicopter pilots can make those things fly with it carrying the weight of their enormous balls.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath posted:

never understood how helicopter pilots can make those things fly with it carrying the weight of their enormous gonads.

I fixed my post.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/TrjG22L.mp4

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Quite an impressive truckfuckling

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mr. Bones' Wild Ride remake looking good.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



Everyone is a floor cleaning cart pilot until the REAL floor cleaning cart pilot shows up

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Look, I get no one likes carrying the boxes upstairs but I really think this is just going to cause more problems down the road.

Down the road where those power lines go.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Anybody said "semi-submersible rig" yet.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


LifeSunDeath posted:

never understood how helicopter pilots can make those things fly with it carrying the weight of their enormous gonads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW5Dxizy4ZE

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

LifeSunDeath posted:

I fixed my post.

:D

I just had that photo ready having read about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolulope_Arotile, which is slightly truckfuckling related - was the first Nigerian combat helicopter pilot, died in July in a road :airquote: accident :airquote: at an airforce base and there was no autopsy, seems like the Nigerian air force tried to sweep it under the rug which has raised questions :(

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
A semi came down our road and truck fuckled some oak branches that mostly fell to the side of the road but not enough that people weren't driving at them so we put some traffic cones and car hazard cones until the city tree service came out

That's all fine but the city stole our traffic cones after the tree service finished. I stole those traffic cones from a completely different municipality fair and square you bastards.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1306243944561471488/pu/vid/480x480/gaKB_WXgPwo_tvEt.mp4

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minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
so that's what they mean by "tip of the iceberg"

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