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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/WashingtonNFL/status/1289264955213127682

This should go well.

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CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020

If this thread is any indication...

;)

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

Doritos and chili? I mean, it's sponsorship material and a step up from whatever processed mouseloaf is served there on game day! Everyone wins!

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
The Washington CTEam.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Washington Footy McFootface

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020

Finger Prince posted:

Washington Footy McFootface

Or Cleaty McCleatface

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I'm surprised Snyder hasn't tried to sell the name as a new source of revenue

Introducing your 2021 Red Bull Washingtons

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Washington Reds

Welcome to the resistance, Snyder

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

fast cars loose anus posted:

I'm surprised Snyder hasn't tried to sell the name as a new source of revenue

Introducing your 2021 Red Bull Washingtons

Owners just haven't realized they could make even more money doing this

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

CocoaNuts posted:

Or Cleaty McCleatface

That would be the Pats.


E. Nvm misread.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

CyberPingu posted:

That would be the Pats.


E. Nvm misread.

:golfclap:

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The Washington Republicans

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Combine old and new traditions

The Washington Ballskins

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020
Washington Sex Traffickers


https://twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/1291886907094380544

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Send the kind of thing you wouldn't want to remind people about after your just had a highly visible story about the sexual harassment in your organization.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


My not involved in Sex trafficking lawsuit has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my lawsuit

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I hope they keep the unis as is. They are drat near perfect.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

the warshington redskins

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


washington potomac

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

The Washington Crossingthedelawares

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The Washington Tubmen.

Yes, the cheerleaders are the "Tubgirls"

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

onion knights

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Cavauro's.

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020
The Washington Wright Tracks

The Washington Inalienable Wright

The Washington Equality, Wriiiight?


https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1295347411406258177

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020
https://twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/1298825081452453890


Washington Peepers?

Washington Pervs?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I've decided that the funniest possible result isn't Dan Snyder or DC fans coming up with a dumb name but rather everyone getting used to "The Washington Football Team" this season and just rolling with it forever

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Superbowl Champions sounds nice.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Lists that include “Football team” along with other teams’ names are still hilarious

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
The Washington "At Least We're Not the Eagles Football Team" Football Team

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Washington FC would've sounded so classy.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Kalli posted:

Washington FC would've sounded so classy.

Real Washington FC City United

drunk leprechaun
May 7, 2007
sobriety is for the weak and the stupid

hobbesmaster posted:

Lists that include “Football team” along with other teams’ names are still hilarious

Yeah I love this. Since it's clearly grabbing things automatically assuming [city] [team name] data. Always makes me laugh.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Kalli posted:

Washington FC would've sounded so classy.

I despise American teams that rip off soccer names like that, even if they're actually soccer teams. A football team doing it would be the worst.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The big rivalry between football giants and football team.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
NFC East Champs!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Dynamo Washington

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

fartknocker posted:

Washington Metric Tons, just to annoy people with the metric system.

Washington Celsius

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I honestly want to see if I can get hopelessly-online twitter liberals to petition for the Washington Ruth Bader Ginsburgs

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Washington Blue Check Lanyards

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Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

Washington FC or FC Washington would be pretentious af

Washington should go full plastic

Red Bull Washington

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