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Pleads posted:That's a far more convincing President's Trophy this time around, I'm starting to believe! I'm in your division and going to shoot a puck right through you
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Athanatos posted:I'm in your division and going to shoot a puck right through you I fight, on average, an infinity percent more often than you do. Bring it.
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One point away from 100 and my team doesn't make the playoffs My window it is a closin'
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Pleads posted:I fight, on average, an infinity percent more often than you do. Bring it. You only have 33 more hits than I do and I'm also busy leading the league in scoring. Hit more fools and score more goals I choose to ignore the fight stat
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Sep 16, 2020 03:47
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wow, hogfather actually broke 50 points! Where was this the rest of his career.
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Keith RePrimeau has more hits than any of you nerds Edit: and 18 short-handed goals, 10 more than the next goon, wtf Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Sep 16, 2020 |
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Toaster Beef posted:Keith RePrimeau has more hits than any of you nerds Your teammates being on the ice are holding you back Hire Jørgen to take them out
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Sep 16, 2020 05:25
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End of 2034-35 Season Update  NHL Playoff Tree  NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Buffalo Sabres Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Buffalo Sabres Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Cole Perfetti - Colorado Avalanche Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Soup Van Buren - Tampa Bay Lightning James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Rasmus Dahlin - Buffalo Sabres Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) B. Seale - New York Islanders Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Gabriele Hughes - Winnipeg Jets Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Jørgen Jørgensen - Buffalo Sabres Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Maxim Korolyuk - Arizona Coyotes William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Maxim Korolyuk - Arizona Coyotes Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Maxim Turakov - New York Rangers Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Stefan Ohman - New Jersey Devils Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Soup Van Buren - Tampa Bay Lightning Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Soup Van Buren - Tampa Bay Lightning Upcoming Free Agents Phu Barr DAL - Keith RePrimeau MTL - DJ Exile NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr STL - Ergo Hogfather Comments Large Adult Son, Jørgen Jørgensen, and Potatoes O'Bourke crush everything in their path on the way to a Stanley Cup! Jørgen Jørgensen wins the Conn Smythe! Soup Van Buren not only wins the Rocket Richard, but also the Hart and Ted Lindsay trophies Small goon free agent class this year, but will anybody retire? https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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10 Fights in the Playoffs
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Athanatos posted:10 Fights in the Playoffs he had more fights than you had games 
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aunt jenkins posted:he had more fights than you had games Sorry my wifi doesnt work very well, I can't read this post, must be all this hardware in the room. Been using my last 3 Rocket awards as door stops around here
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SJ coming in to the finals already having played 21 games probably made for easy pickings for the meat-grinder of the Sabres.
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Athanatos posted:Sorry my wifi doesnt work very well, I can't read this post, must be all this hardware in the room. rings are the things
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can i just retire and buy a boat
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Also I would just like to point out again that Jørgen is one of the must underrated players in hockey history and is a unanimous first-ballot HoFer above and beyond any we've seen since Jarome Iginla.
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Vancouver the only team in the West that didn't win at least 3 games.
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2035 Offseason News Notable Retirements Nathan MacKinnon Mark Scheifele Leon Draisaitl Patrik Laine Noah Hanifin Thatcher Demko Ilya Samsonov Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/TMbBHXq Transactions BOS - signed Cam Stevenson Jr to a $5.805mil/1yr contract CHI - signed DJ Exile to a $24.8mil/3yr contract ($8.265mil per year) EDM - signed Keith RePrimeau to a $41.3mil/3yr contract ($13.76mil per year) MIN - signed Ergo Hogfather to a $41.3mil/4yr contract ($10.325mil per year) Phu Barr remains unsigned Contracts BOS - Cam Stevenson Jr has 1 year left on their $5.805mil/1yr contract BUF - Large Adult Son has 1 year left on their $7.35mil/2yr contract BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen has 3 years left on their $37.9mil/4yr contract BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 3 years left on their $20.4mil/3yr contract CGY - Pebis Bepis has 2 years left on their $35.8mil/5yr contract CHI - DJ Exile has 3 years left on their $24.8mil/3yr contract CBJ - Charles Dollfan has 2 years left on their $26.6mil/4yr contract CBJ - Aye Donks has 1 year left on their $47.8mil/5yr contract CBJ - Stijn Hort has 3 years left on their $55.7mil/5yr contract EDM - Keith RePrimeau has 3 years left on their $41.3mil/3yr contract EDM - Hockles has 2 years left on their $78.3mil/6yr contract LA -- Stabby McStabson has 4 years left on their $54.4mil/4yr contract MIN - Ergo Hogfather has 4 years left on their $41.3mil/4yr contract NJ -- Prep Hemlock has 2 years left on their $77.8mil/6yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 5 years left on their $90.4mil/7yr contract NYR - Tom Nook has 3 years left on their $58.6mil/7yr contract PIT - Egon Hyundai has 1 year left on their $60.8mil/7yr contract SJ -- Max Power has 4 years left on their $26.9mil/5yr contract TB - Soup Van Buren has 3 years left on their $59mil/4yr contract VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch has 1 year left on their $10.1mil/3yr contract VAN - Pierre Delecto has 3 years left on their $32.6mil/4yr contract VGK - Adam Banks has 2 years left on their $89.5mil/7y contract WSH - Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $5.4mil/2yr contract WPG - Keen Jelly has 3 years left on their $30.7mil/4yr contract Phu Barr is a free agent Top 10 Salaries #1 -- Rasmus Dahlin (BUF) -- $17.420mil/yr #2 -- Daniel Barnaby (PHI) -- $17.085mil/yr #3 -- Bobby Rutter (FLA) -- $15.880mil/yr #4 -- Mike Guite (DAL) -- $15.615mil/yr #5 -- Stefan Ohman (NJ) -- $15.360mil/yr #6 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr #7 -- Emmanuel D'Amour (SEA) -- $14.625mil/yr #8 -- Adam Banks (VGK) -- $14.515mil/yr #9 -- Bryce Di Salvatore (FLA) -- $14.445mil/yr #10 - Kaiden Lutzer (CAR) -- $13.480mil/yr Top 5 Goalie Salaries #1 -- Henry Barney (NSH) -- $10.180mil/yr #2 -- Dave Watters (CGY) -- $9.450mil/yr #3 -- Viktor Tulupov (SD) -- $9.240mil/yr #4 -- Eddie Bews (DET) -- $8.940mil/yr #5 -- Egon Hyundai (PIT) -- $8.685mil/yr 2035-36 Opening Night Starting Lineups BOS - Cam Stevenson Jr (86 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender BUF - Large Adult Son (85 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen (91 OVR) is the Starting RW BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing CGY - Pebis Bepis (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW CHI - DJ Exile (89 OVR) is the Backup Goaltender CBJ - Charles Dollfan (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW CBJ - Aye Donks (82 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW CBJ - Stijn Hort (89 OVR) is the Starting LW EDM - Keith RePrimeau (96 OVR) is the Starting Center EDM - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing LA -- Stabby McStabson (91 OVR) is the 2nd Line Center MIN - Ergo Hogfather (86 OVR) is the Starting LW NJ -- Prep Hemlock (82 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the Starting RW NYR - Tom Nook (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender PIT - Egon Hyundai (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender SJ -- Max Power (87 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW TB -- Soup Van Buren (93 OVR) is the Starting LW VAN - Alexi Mouskovitch (87 OVR) is the 3rd Line Center VAN - Pierre Delecto (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing VGK - Adam Banks (87 OVR) is the Starting RW WSH - Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) is on the 3rd D Pairing WPG - Keen Jelly (84 OVR) is the 4th Line RW Phu Barr (76 OVR) is a free agent Comments DJ Exile signed with Chicago, and they now have two 89 OVR goalies. Exile is listed as the backup on opening night, so it will be interesting how playing time is determined McStabson got usurped by fellow old man John Morrow (game-created #1 Overall rookie from the 2019 draft), who is 88 OVR Hogfather finally makes the top line Max Power and Mouskovitch both get late boosts to their abilities, but Mouskovitch gets moved down a line to play Center
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2035-36 All-Star Break Update   All-Stars Keith RePrimeau (Pacific Division) - 6th selection Pebis Bepis (Pacific Division) - 2nd selection Adam Banks (Pacific Division) - 6th selection Hockles (Pacific Division) - 10th selection Soup Van Buren (Atlantic Division) - 13th selection Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 8th selection Transaction News None Comments Potatoes O'Bourke missed a few weeks with a separated shoulder Cam Stevenson Jr missed a couple weeks with back spasms Prep Hemlock missed a couple weeks with a pulled groin Egon Hyundai will be out through February with a broken hand As of this update, Van Buren has 862 goals. It is entirely possibly he passes Gretzky (894) to make it to 2nd in Goals all time, this season. Ovi ended his career with 1011 (and played until he was 42), so that may be out of reach. https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Give Jørgen a god damned all-star nod you fucks.
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fits posted:i assume 13 fights with 1 pim is an error but good on max Thanks for letting me know. 86 PIM 1 PPG It'll get fixed in the next update
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JawKnee posted:Who's in goal for the Islanders now? A game-created player: Devin Riopel (82 OVR), 3rd Round Pick in 2026 (BUF) -- 18-12-1 / 1 shutout / 2.96 / .904 He was pretty good with Buffalo in 2032-33 & 2033-34
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2035-36 Trade Deadline Update   Transaction News 2/29/36 MTL gets: Egon Hyundai (87 OVR), F. Gustavsson (78 OVR), D. Kuba (77 OVR) PIT gets: K. Dorsett (83 OVR), H. Barch (82 OVR) Comments Egon Hyundai will be out for another couple weeks with a bruised hand Aye Donks will miss about a month with a concussion Pittsburgh traded both their goalies (Hyundai was injured) to Montreal for a Forward and a Defenseman. Both are better than Montreal's previous starting goalie (73 OVR). DJ Exile is looking to be the backup in Chicago, the other goalie has more games played and has a much better record https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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End of 2035-36 Regular Season Update   Transaction News None Comments Potatoes O'Bourke will miss a few weeks of the playoffs with a concussion Illusive Wang should win the Art Ross, and maybe more. Van Buren will win the Rocket Richard https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Hockles posted:Van Buren will win the Rocket Richard They are renaming this after me when I retire.
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