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There’s nothing wrong with being one of God’s little monsters, they can be both wretched and wonderful! Case in point, Xherdan the Naked Cat 
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Woebin posted:
Then again one of you also decided that Batman should be named The Leather Patch so I can kinda see a pattern emerge. Just kidding, in Norway he was called The Lightning Wing. Slightly cooler but still nonsensical. https://twitter.com/AdrienneACox/status/1306580997258063874?s=20
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If I had to guess, I'd say the point is to eliminate the small risk of pregnancy, which would be insanely bad for the baby & mother. Can't they just do reversible c-sections? Edit: Oh noooo I meant vasectomies 
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Sep 18, 2020 15:59
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BrianBoitano posted:Can't they just do reversible c-sections? I think reimplanting the baby is generally unsuccessful.
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BrianBoitano posted:If I had to guess, I'd say the point is to eliminate the small risk of pregnancy, which would be insanely bad for the baby & mother. ɔ-sections arent possible at 0 g
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Who knows what kind of inner-ear and bone disorders a baby conceived and born in zero-g would have too...
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BrianBoitano posted:If I had to guess, I'd say the point is to eliminate the small risk of pregnancy We just have to hope none of them have any frog DNA so they don't spontaneously change sex and start breeding in captivity.
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ikanreed posted:Went to some dog festival in my town a year or two ago, and there was a booth run by the miniature poodle fan club(everyone else there was selling pet supplies or services), and every single one of them look like this. Horrible little demons. I don't get it, and I loving love dogs. this is what you get if you breed an animal just to be small and other genetic traits are a constant state of anger and fluid poo poo
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Captain Splendid posted:Who knows what kind of inner-ear and bone disorders a baby conceived and born in zero-g would have too... Nobody ever will know with that kind of attitude!
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About eight years ago I was working at some fancy NASA conference in Houston. I had to baby sit a room where one of the topics of discussion was pregnancies in space. They were talking about getting two volunteer astronauts who would be willing to go up and give it a shot. There was much concern that if a baby was conceived, carried to term, and delivered in space, it may never be able to come to Earth as it's body just wouldn't be prepared for the gravity. Welp thats my spacesex story thanks for listening.
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People thinking it would be cool to bone in space and have a baby don’t understand the gravity of the situation
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Thaddius the Large posted:Nobody ever will know with that kind of
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oldpainless posted:People thinking it would be cool to bone in space and have a baby don’t understand the gravity of the situation At least you'll be able to explain away your micro penis being due to micro gravity. "YOU SHOULD SEE IT ON NEPTUNE!"
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BrianBoitano posted:If I had to guess, I'd say the point is to eliminate the small risk of pregnancy, which would be insanely bad for the baby & mother. Subjunctive posted:I think reimplanting the baby is generally unsuccessful. uhh can we all pretend that I said reversible vasectomy?
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LifeSunDeath posted:At least you'll be able to explain away your micro penis being due to micro gravity. "YOU SHOULD SEE IT ON NEPTUNE!" 
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Lodin posted:You probably already know this but aversion to eating horse flesh is a very American thing. I've always assumed it had to do with the glamorization of ye olden Cowboy days. “A VERY SMALL DOG,” JAMIE WYETH, 1980 
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Still very wrong, but at least for a different reason  . At least if the crew are all women anyway.
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Clearly the solution is to have all astronauts be men, as god intended 
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BrianBoitano posted:If I had to guess, I'd say the point is to eliminate the small risk of pregnancy, which would be insanely bad for the baby & mother. It's not actually the pregnancy they're avoiding: it's the inevitable federally-funded abortion performed on federal employees. In space. The first abortion in space. Evangelicals would lose their goddamn minds.
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Thaddius the Large posted:There’s nothing wrong with being one of God’s little monsters, they can be both wretched and wonderful! Case in point, Xherdan the Naked Cat it's like one of those extreme weight loss "after" pictures, if the person was in their 80s
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Data Graham posted:Clearly the solution is to have all astronauts be men, as god intended They watched Adam Sandler's latest special and all became concerned about that outcome.
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Ironhead posted:About eight years ago I was working at some fancy NASA conference in Houston. I had to baby sit a room where one of the topics of discussion was pregnancies in space. They were talking about getting two volunteer astronauts who would be willing to go up and give it a shot. i'm like..70% sure it's really hard to get an erection in zero gravity too so that adds some wrenches to the cogs
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blatman posted:i'm like..70% sure it's really hard to get an erection in zero gravity too so that adds some wrenches to the cogs And they're trying to avoid any wrenches going into cogs.
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"I'm afraid there's been a small monkey thrown into the mix." "You mean a monkey wrench?" "No, the whole monkey."
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Captain Splendid posted:Who knows what kind of inner-ear and bone disorders a baby conceived and born in zero-g would have too... We pretty much are going to have to figure this out at some point. I vote that we let astronaut couples volunteer for the experiment.
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mdemone posted:We pretty much are going to have to figure this out at some point. I vote that we let astronaut couples volunteer for the experiment. Astronaut couples? That's ridiculous. What we should do is get a team of people who are really good at loving and getting pregnant, then train them to be astronauts in like a couple days, then send them up. Aerosmith can provide the soundtrack.
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blatman posted:i'm like..70% sure it's really hard to get an erection in zero gravity too so that adds some wrenches to the cogs What, really? I'd love to know if this is true but I don't want to poison my Google ads forever by searching for "DIFFICULTY MAINTAINING ERECTION in space"
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As a physicist I am now forced to consider the implications of Newton's 3rd Law for loving in microgravity.
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it's like blatman says, without gravity's assistance your junk aint got no spunk. gonna need to get creative.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Astronaut couples? That's ridiculous. What we should do is get a team of people who are really good at loving and getting pregnant, then train them to be astronauts in like a couple days, then send them up. Aerosmith can provide the soundtrack. Cathlonauts
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Astronaut couples? That's ridiculous. What we should do is get a team of people who are really good at loving and getting pregnant, then train them to be astronauts in like a couple days, then send them up. Shut the gently caress up  I'm referencing that time when Michael Bay told Ben Affleck to shut the gently caress up, please don't be angry with me 
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mdemone posted:We pretty much are going to have to figure this out at some point. I vote that we let astronaut couples volunteer for the experiment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-47 quote:STS-47 was the 50th Space Shuttle mission of the program, as well as the second mission of Space Shuttle Endeavour. quote:Spacelab-J—a joint NASA and National Space Development Agency of Japan (NASDA) mission using a crewed Spacelab module—conducted microgravity investigations in materials and life sciences. The international crew, consisting of the first Japanese astronaut to fly aboard the Shuttle, the first African-American woman to fly in space and, contrary to normal NASA policy, the first married couple to fly on the same space mission (Lee and Davis), was divided into red and blue teams for around the clock operations. Spacelab-J included 24 materials science and 20 life sciences experiments, of which 35 were sponsored by NASDA, 7 by NASA and 2 collaborative efforts. The Payload Crew Training Manager was Homer Hickam who wrote Rocket Boys made into the movie October Sky. He also worked during the mission as a Crew Interface Coordinator to talk to the crew during their science experiments and relay any concerns from the scientists on the ground.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Astronaut couples? That's ridiculous. What we should do is get a team of people who are really good at loving and getting pregnant, then train them to be astronauts in like a couple days, then send them up. Aerosmith can provide the soundtrack. Their hit song being I Don't Want to Miss an Ovulation Cycle.
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Everybody has a heart condition in zero g so space boners are a hotly debated subject.
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zedprime posted:Everybody has a heart condition in zero g so space boners are a hotly debated subject. Russians used a pencil
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Russians used a pencil No, in Russia, pencil uses you.
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So I just realized there is a non-zero possibility there have been experiment with jacking off in space and studying your junk and spunk and I think this is incredible.
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