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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

tbp posted:

that thiago deal is so loving good lmfao

Edwards deserves a knighthood, he's incredible

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

tbp posted:

who the hell is this jota guy. do i have to pretend he's really good or is he actually really good

he's good, not mane or salah level good but he's certainly got the potential to reach that level

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Sandwolf posted:

he's a stupid good player but even the way the rumors started about a week ago, nothing too annoying, and then boom, a week later, he actually signs? its annoyingly competent

He was rumoured to be joining Liverpool before the CL final wasn't he?

It is annoying, hopefully he doesn't like England.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Bogan Krkic posted:

he's good, not mane or salah level good but he's certainly got the potential to reach that level

The stats nerds I follow on twitter are very excited about him.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Bertrand Traoré to Aston Villa is a done deal.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

I looked it up to see if he's named after the penn state running back and he is

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
I'm hearing that Liverpool aren't going to stop with Jota.

Ca, Ele and Elle are next

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Looks like Ed Woodward's feelings really are hurt considering he's had to go to the press to defend his good name.

Ed Woodward in Manchester Evening News posted:

However, the United chief once again reiterated the testing conditions in the summer transfer window with the 5 October deadline now just over two weeks away.

"Disruption from the pandemic is continuing to create huge economic pressures from the top to the bottom of the football pyramid and, while we are fortunate to be in a more resilient position than most clubs, we are not immune from the impact," Woodward said in United Review. "Despite this, we are delighted to have brought in Donny van de Beek from Ajax, adding further quality to a midfield already strengthened by the recruitment of Bruno Fernandes in January.

"Both Donny and Bruno are players we had been tracking for some time and their signings reflect our long-term approach to blending high-quality recruits with homegrown talent to develop a squad capable of winning trophies playing attacking, entertaining football.
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"As part of that process, we have also awarded new contracts to Nemanja Matic and academy graduates Dean Henderson, Brandon Williams, Scott McTominay and Mason Greenwood over the past year. We have also continued to strengthen our thriving academy by attracting several promising young players from across Europe, including Marc Jurado from Barcelona and Alvaro Fernandez Carreras from Real Madrid.

"Together, these investments reinforce our optimism about the future, and we will continue to build on these strong foundations. However, we must also be responsible in our use of resources during the most extraordinarily challenging time for everyone in football."

So no players then, Ed?

West007
Apr 21, 2013

Giving those players new contracts is basically new signings.

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

Is Woodward still employing some ex-Scum newspaper hack as his PR guru lmao

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

I'm hearing that Liverpool aren't going to stop with Jota.

Ca, Ele and Elle are next

:golfclap:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



an_mutt posted:

Is Woodward still employing some ex-Scum newspaper hack as his PR guru lmao

Yes, hired with the literal intent of being Woodward's PR representative. Not Manchester United's. Woodward's.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Der Shovel posted:

Yes, hired with the literal intent of being Woodward's PR representative. Not Manchester United's. Woodward's.

you have to protect your crucial assets

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Bogan Krkic posted:

he's good, not mane or salah level good but he's certainly got the potential to reach that level

Dunno if this was posted here but it's funny you mention Mané:

These are the stats for Jota and Mané before they signed for Liverpool

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Slotducks posted:

Dunno if this was posted here but it's funny you mention Mané:

These are the stats for Jota and Mané before they signed for Liverpool


gently caress off with this nonsense

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Shrapnig posted:

gently caress off with this nonsense

Can't argue with that KP90 mate

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Pretend I posted one of Nani vs Ronaldo/Rashford vs Ronaldo at same stage of career dot jpeg

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Slotducks posted:

Dunno if this was posted here but it's funny you mention Mané:

These are the stats for Jota and Mané before they signed for Liverpool


Do you have one of these for the ps5 vs the new xbox? Need to own some gamer friends

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

African AIDS cum posted:

Do you have one of these for the ps5 vs the new xbox? Need to own some gamer friends

football and game console stat sheets should both have teraflops per 90

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I just got a brand new NPGp90, I love it

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Goal Involvement

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Danger Zone Shots Inside the Box On Target

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
You want your players to have as much Goal Involvement as possible imo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

the sex ghost posted:

You want your players to have as much Goal Involvement as possible imo

Not sure about this, op. It may be a concern for a keeper.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
General reminder that any stat with x in the name is completely made up and not transparent at all and what it even is may vary from advanced stat outlet to advanced stat outlet.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1307348264472240128?s=20


Jota to Liverpool is a Done Deal

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

I’m a Liverpool homer but if they pick up another star level defender this will be a top offseason for a team in memory, in terms of filling in need and depth.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


African AIDS cum posted:

Do you have one of these for the ps5 vs the new xbox? Need to own some gamer friends

Diego Jota is an 80 in FIFA 20 and Sadio Mané was a 74 when Liverpool signed him - ergo phwoa what a signing mate. Shrewd.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shammypants posted:

I’m a Liverpool homer

a what?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Slotducks posted:

Diego Jota is an 80 in FIFA 20 and Sadio Mané was a 74 when Liverpool signed him - ergo phwoa what a signing mate. Shrewd.

cant argue with these advanced stats :eyepop:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1307362707469934594

https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1307363856151392257

Jippa fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Sep 19, 2020

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





Gone

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Shrapnig posted:

gently caress off with this nonsense

lol all the liverpool places i lurk at keep posting that and i was scared to say i have no idea what half the lines mean

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Leeds need to get rid of Koch asap

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

very excited about both of these

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

tbp posted:

lol all the liverpool places i lurk at keep posting that and i was scared to say i have no idea what half the lines mean

you also don’t seem to know who Jota is so maybe you should watch some football???

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I used to really dislike Bale when he was in England, but the way hes hosed off Madrid and their fans has made me feel respect and admiration for him.

Also seeing him back feels a bit nostalgic too. Like when Henry briefly returned to Arsenal.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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God I hope the signings work out

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

RideTheSpiral posted:

you also don’t seem to know who Jota is so maybe you should watch some football???

ya i have lost a lot of my free time im lucky if i can keep up w/ just the liverpool matches these days unfortunately

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

African AIDS cum posted:

Leeds need to get rid of Koch asap

Agreed, Koch out

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