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| Melinda Rust (née Megamelons) |
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13 | 5.86% |
| Twitch streamers |
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9 | 4.05% |
| VTube animes |
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27 | 12.16% |
| Any of the other –ette monstrosities |
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10 | 4.50% |
| [Lie] I don’t get horny. |
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54 | 24.32% |
| Other (Bowsette) |
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93 | 41.89% |
| Now that I'm an IK, I can make my own option |
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13 | 5.86% |
| David Crossup |
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1 | 0.45% |
| Bob PSPGodenkirk |
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2 | 0.90% |
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Chev posted:Dunno if you've seen those big Valve leaks a few years back, but Valve jobs are anything but cushy unless you're, say, Gabe's best pal. Instead the "management-less" management style just makes it hell because you've gotta figure out who the shadow cabal of invisible managers currently is before you get on their bad side, like a company-wide permanent live action game of Among Us where your employment's on the line. On top of that they periodically hire Cool Devs, people who are liked by twitter and suchlike because they've made cool stuff, who can then tweet that they've been hired by Valve so Valve get Cool Cred, then can quietly leave less than a year later to focus on their own projects but it really is because it was a media op and they never were a fit for Valve's weirdo illuminati cutthroat bullshit in the first place, they were just there to be Cool, so Zach could've been one of those. This exact same thing happened with the 17-year-old they brought into the studio to help them work on VR stuff (Zach Tsiakalis-Brown, who made some Steam Knuckles tech demos and the game Vertigo) and then he left before Alyx was even finished. My favorite thing was how everyone hated Alyx's ladders for being just teleporters, and this single guy uploads a video to youtube with something infinitely better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKPVp-PnZ6s
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Sep 21, 2020 17:00
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As far as giant billion dollar purchases I would think they're done for the time being, but I could see them continuing to buy up smaller studios.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:00
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why do we not have any Gravity Rush games in VR anyway
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Sep 21, 2020 17:05
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Hwurmp posted:why do we not have any Gravity Rush games in VR anyway 
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Sep 21, 2020 17:05
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Sony could probably use some mid-tier acquisitions that can flip out IPs every 2-3 years instead of $100 million juggernauts that take 8 years to make a game.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:12
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Can I just type 0451 into a web page poll somewhere and force them to make Prey 2?
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Sep 21, 2020 17:12
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Nintendo should buy Sega and put Kiryu in Smash just IMHO
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Sep 21, 2020 17:18
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it's kind of weird that FPS havent advanced at all since Goldeneye on the n64. they added a second control stick for controller-fps but thats about it. even then quake or something probably deserves that spot
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Sep 21, 2020 17:20
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Someone buy experience inc and give them a budget and checkpoints
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Sep 21, 2020 17:22
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Khanstant posted:it's kind of weird that FPS havent advanced at all since Goldeneye on the n64. they added a second control stick for controller-fps but thats about it. even then quake or something probably deserves that spot lol
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Sep 21, 2020 17:27
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They added a two-gun limit, and reload animations
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Sep 21, 2020 17:28
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Regenerating health? Bodies that don’t disappear after a few secs?
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Sep 21, 2020 17:29
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Jay Rust posted:Regenerating health? Bodies that don’t disappear after a few secs? The ability to crouch up and down on top of bodies that don't disappear after a few secs
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Sep 21, 2020 17:30
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i mean first off theyre saying all fps also secondly its a funny joke
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Sep 21, 2020 17:30
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thirdly who does number two work for
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Sep 21, 2020 17:31
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The reloading animation for the Cyclone in Perfect Dark was so slick and to this day basically unmatched.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:31
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all fps games have been stagnant since super mario
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Sep 21, 2020 17:31
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dramatically increasing efficiency of play by condensing the game area down to a single, lushly-decorated corridor and introducing npcs to encourage the player to continue moving down the corridor
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Sep 21, 2020 17:31
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It looks like the next console generation is clear. Get Xbox for Fallout 77, get PS5 for NepNep
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Sep 21, 2020 17:31
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LawfulWaffle posted:It looks like the next console generation is clear. Get Xbox for Fallout 77, get PS5 for NepNep Guess it's back to the xbox
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Sep 21, 2020 17:32
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Weedle posted:dramatically increasing efficiency of play by condensing the game area down to a single, lushly-decorated corridor and introducing npcs to encourage the player to continue moving down the corridor deus ex came out after goldeneye, which is an extremely linear game mostly focused on walking around corridors
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Sep 21, 2020 17:33
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Stux posted:deus ex came out after goldeneye, which is an extremely linear game mostly focused on walking around corridors What a shame
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Sep 21, 2020 17:34
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[smacks lips]
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Sep 21, 2020 17:34
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Finally playing through Blood and yeah FPS games haven't evolved at all since Blood.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:36
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Khanstant posted:it's kind of weird that FPS havent advanced at all since Goldeneye on the n64. they added a second control stick for controller-fps but thats about it. even then quake or something probably deserves that spot 
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Sep 21, 2020 17:36
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If you showed 7 year old goldeneye fan me a 2020 battle royale game I would probably have said "holy frick!!"
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Sep 21, 2020 17:38
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The missus just sent me tracking info for 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim that she apparently bought me so I guess I'm now excited about 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:39
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Khanstant posted:it's kind of weird that FPS havent advanced at all since Goldeneye on the n64. technically true, but only because FPS haven't advanced at all since Eye of the Beholder
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Sep 21, 2020 17:40
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I wanna check out BPM because Doom Eternal was basically an FPS CAG and that game seems to be making the next logical leap by giving you letter rankings.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:42
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i refuse the categorisation of fps cag bcos quake defined fps in many ways and is also that type of fps game
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Sep 21, 2020 17:45
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Help Im Alive posted:If you showed 7 year old goldeneye fan me a 2020 battle royale game I would probably have said "holy frick!!" and you'd get the belt because dad & god both know what word you were saying in your heart
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Sep 21, 2020 17:46
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*walks into the "new" FPS* *oh... more just shooting people*
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Sep 21, 2020 17:47
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humans can't even achieve world peace across videogames how could anyone ever think they could do any better in IRL
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Sep 21, 2020 17:47
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:This exact same thing happened with the 17-year-old they brought into the studio to help them work on VR stuff (Zach Tsiakalis-Brown, who made some Steam Knuckles tech demos and the game Vertigo) and then he left before Alyx was even finished. My favorite thing was how everyone hated Alyx's ladders for being just teleporters, and this single guy uploads a video to youtube with something infinitely better I am charmed that they refer to non VR 3D games as "pancake' games.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:48
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Khanstant posted:humans can't even achieve world peace across videogames how could anyone ever think they could do any better in IRL I 100% did that in Civ
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doingitwrong posted:I am charmed that they refer to non VR 3D games as "pancake' games. isn't VR just two pancakes strapped to their eyes? RBA Starblade posted:I 100% did that in Civ ok then how come when I open civ some bastard is still attacking me for having all the good luxury?
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Sep 21, 2020 17:52
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Khanstant posted:ok then how come when I open civ some bastard is still attacking me for having all the good luxury? You're on the wrong Earth, also, because you didn't build enough archers and a swordsman early enough to crush them
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Sep 21, 2020 17:53
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world peace yet using war??????????????????????? i thought war was just for science, religion, and cultural victory
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Sep 21, 2020 17:55
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It wasn’t called the Peacesaw Pact !!
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Now to google Warsaw Pact and see if that post made sense
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