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Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill




A good creb

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

that crab is pretty fuckin hungry

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009

The snip and snop is but a ruse, till the CHOMP comes out

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
can crabs get fat?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


christmas boots posted:

can crabs get fat?

They just store fat in a lump of goop under their shells. So a gluttonous crab would have more fat goop under their shell, but it wouldn't look much different from the outside. Their body size only changes through normal growth and molting.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
That makes sense

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Creb Sense

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qh0x2244Wm1r0uzl6.mp4

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Watch out! That crab's a fuckin bad-rear end

naem
May 29, 2011

a series of tuubes https://youtu.be/KmiHo_tYwkk

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

*flicks cigarette butt @ u*

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


i sense powerful energy emitting from this crab

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Same energy

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFXXefelsaS/?igshid=1bw6bp3akmn9e

naem
May 29, 2011


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Friendly reminder that crabs are friends not food, you guys :crab:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ror posted:

They just store fat in a lump of goop under their shells. So a gluttonous crab would have more fat goop under their shell, but it wouldn't look much different from the outside. Their body size only changes through normal growth and molting.

Also shedding uses up almost all their “fat” reserves and a freshly shed crab will be very light, watery and spindly muscled. If a crab feels light for its size I always throw em back.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Captain Hygiene posted:

Friendly reminder that crabs are friends not food, you guys :crab:

they can be both!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

my partner sent me this with the order "post this in the crab thread" so here you go

https://twitter.com/panickygoblin/status/1308224403843547139

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

naem
May 29, 2011

Mak0rz posted:

my partner sent me this with the order "post this in the crab thread" so here you go

https://twitter.com/panickygoblin/status/1308224403843547139

v thread appropriate and yet, questions arise

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Can't stop the snop

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Mak0rz posted:

my partner sent me this with the order "post this in the crab thread" so here you go

https://twitter.com/panickygoblin/status/1308224403843547139

hi, what?

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/ckelsallpxls/status/1308806624715341833

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Broke his knife

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Perfect

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Laser crab go snippew snippew

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Reading the wikipedia page for the Lernaean Hydra (yes I have been playing Hades):

quote:

Seeing that Heracles was winning the struggle, Hera sent a giant crab to distract him.

:woop:

quote:

He crushed it under his mighty foot.

:saddowns:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Touch my tip top, get the...uh, ...welp :rip:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


ppl all "oh he only got one claw and no eyes no prob" and then one day he finally molts and suddenly they're like wait what oh shiiit buster's got two eyes and a second claw now

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Touch my tip top, get the...uh, ...welp :rip:

The snip stop :(

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
He snips on in our memories

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009
But what if crabs would be able to flutter, a short distance.. :hmmyes: :science:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Every time someone posts things, a crab gets its wings :shobon:

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


agrielaios posted:

But what if crabs would be able to flutter, a short distance.. :hmmyes: :science:

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill




So majestic

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
These claws were made for snip-snoppin.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
DS
Double Snip

The Legend Of The Crabe Phare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo6HXsHgizc






e: man this video is a treasure trove of crab love

OgNar fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Sep 26, 2020

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Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Crabs also enjoy a picnic


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