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- Scaly Haylie
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ah poo poo fludd's got the twitter password
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Sep 16, 2020 00:55
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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whoa a liz wiz post in the wild
whats good dude
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Sep 16, 2020 05:27
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- Jenny Agutter
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I wish I had the musical chops to do Ave Maria but like it's a Mario tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfrqp3b9GF0
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Sep 16, 2020 06:54
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- Sally
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could mario beat dash rendar in a fight, putty?
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Sep 16, 2020 07:16
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- Mekchu
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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They are different races of human. Mario is from the Mushroom Kingdom, while NDC is in the Metro Kingdom.
So Mario is a country yokel?
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Sep 16, 2020 09:18
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- Sally
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well is mario on the millennium falcon or another ship with a hyperdrive faster than the outrider's 0.75 because otherwise, he'll never get the chance :aweslme:
whats the top speed of his ship in Odyssey? regardess i think your right and hed be left eating spacr dust
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Sep 16, 2020 14:46
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- FactsAreUseless
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So Mario is a country yokel?
Mario is an immigrant
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Sep 16, 2020 15:57
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hath not a mario eyes? hath not mario hands, organs,
dimensions, senses, a nose, and a mustache?
if you drown him, does he not thrash about?
if you set him on fire, does he not go "waaaauugh!"?
if you shoot him out of a cannon does he not go "wahaaaa!"?
if you kidnap his girlfriend in your flying clown car, will he not revenge?
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Sep 16, 2020 16:50
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- Jolo
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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Imagining the horror of being Mario. Yes, he has many lives but he also has the experience of being burned alive, falling into endless pits, being crushed, and countless other deaths. He happily shouts "Oh yeah, Mario time" but inside he's remembering the myriad ways he can die and dreading the new ways those japanese developers will torment him for eternity.
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Sep 16, 2020 17:07
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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Imagining the horror of being Mario. Yes, he has many lives but he also has the experience of being burned alive, falling into endless pits, being crushed, and countless other deaths. He happily shouts "Oh yeah, Mario time" but inside he's remembering the myriad ways he can die and dreading the new ways those japanese developers will torment him for eternity.
He actually gets off on it. :/
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Sep 16, 2020 17:13
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- Jolo
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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Mario: Wohoho, Mario golf today, yyyiiiipppppeeee.
Dev: enjoy the golf while it lasts, Mario. Tomorrow you'll be dodging bullets on board an airship. You think there'll dogs tossing bones at you? How cute. We're adding a new enemy called the acid koopa wanna guess what it does?
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Sep 16, 2020 17:13
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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could mario beat dash rendar in a fight, putty?
Mario is a master of driving karts, bikes, airplanes, submarines, shoes, hats, hat-shaped aircraft, and face-shaped spacecraft. Rendar does not stand a chance.
if you mean a fistfight i think Rendar would have a hard time grabbing the neck of a Marioid due to their generally shorter height than a human's
Putty fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Sep 16, 2020
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Sep 16, 2020 21:25
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Mario used to be human but he got tortured into his current form like the Orcs in Lord of the Rings, when Mario was just a little boy he got sucked into an underwater pipe and ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom. He had to fight to survive because Goombas would slowly walk up to him and start gnawing on his flesh and the wounds would become infected; back then they could touch him and he wouldn't die because the human body has resistance to that kind of thing. Anyway, when he was like sixteen he was captured by Princess Peach who was fascinated by his human condition and kept him alive as she vivisected him and transformed him into the Mario we know now, because God says abominations like him couldn't exist in the Mushroom Kingdom, it's in their bible which Peach follows religiously.
Anyway he has no regrets and loves his life, but it's really weird when you think about what Peach did to him and how his powers that exist now came at such a great cost but he just lives with it. I wonder if Mario ever truly forgave Peach or if it's just some weird Stockholm syndrome thing, maybe he saves her because deep inside he believes she's the only one that can turn him back.
Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Sep 17, 2020
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Sep 17, 2020 12:52
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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It's probably why Mario likes to hang out with people that are still human like in that game, it's kind of like, it reminds him of what he lost and it hurts really bad, it makes him tear up when he's falling asleep at night, but he just can't stop himself from staying around the one thing that he wants the most, to just be himself again.
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Sep 17, 2020 12:56
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Luigi is probably a golem crafted to make Mario not feel so alone.
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Sep 17, 2020 13:04
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Homo Marinaras
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Sep 17, 2020 13:11
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Sep 17, 2020 14:10
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Sep 17, 2020 17:04
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- Jolo
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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If you prick a Mario, does he not bleed? Mmm molto delizioso.
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Sep 17, 2020 17:10
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- google THIS
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Serving them with mushrooms, it's what they would have wanted.
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Sep 21, 2020 00:58
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and kalamari
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Sep 21, 2020 01:33
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Mario is Finnish?!
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Sep 21, 2020 02:40
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I misread @WhiteBearCommu1 as Owlbear.
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Sep 21, 2020 15:13
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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soylent green is real 2401
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Sep 22, 2020 00:15
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I can't loving believe it. I decide to read BYOB for the first time in months and I find out Mario and Luigi are dead. Goddamit
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Sep 22, 2020 00:45
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- FPzero
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Game Over
Return of Mido
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It's okay crow, this is a place of healing. we'll get through this together
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Sep 22, 2020 00:52
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First Captain Lou, then Bob Hoskins, and now this. There's too many dead Marios in this world.
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Sep 22, 2020 00:59
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and yet john leguizamo continues to walk the earth unpunished for his innumerable crimes. this truly is hellworld.
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Sep 22, 2020 01:27
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- Jolo
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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Lol what if his name was Lon Jeguizamo and you saw him walking with the queen doing the werewolves of london. Awooooo
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Sep 22, 2020 02:55
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mario bros movie was good and Lon Jeguizamo is a saint who should be canonized for their portrayal of Luigi Mario.
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Sep 22, 2020 03:22
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Lon Jeguizamo is a saint who should be canonized for their portrayal of Tybalt, the Prince of Cats.
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Sep 22, 2020 03:43
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- Sally
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nothing's impossible. unlikely, improbable, but no impossible!
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Sep 22, 2020 05:57
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- Jolo
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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Does Mario pair better with red or white wine?
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Mero and Loogi
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