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Data Graham posted:Good to hear the people staking their careers and VC money on 3D printed meat are also the same people who think the dark juice that comes out of raw meat is "blood" Everyone knows it's meat cum
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Every lovely not-meat I've tried and hated the most has been pea protein. Just give me a black bean burger or something, those are fine
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RBA Starblade posted:Every lovely not-meat I've tried and hated the most has been pea protein. Just give me a black bean burger or something, those are fine  Just make something good without meat. You ain't fooling anyone, calling something a "vegan pork chop" isn't going to convince someone to eat less meat.
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Sep 25, 2020 00:13
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This is gonna save the planet tho. When we replace all the farting cows with printers then greenhouse gasses will fall and catastrophe will be, well, maybe not averted by slightly lessened. And all we have to do is get everyone to agree to pretend that this is meat:  Finally the future Soylent Green promised us is nearly here!
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Sep 25, 2020 00:14
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I could have done without the sudden premonition I had of a future where the food needs of humanity are contingent upon well maintained printer drivers
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Sep 25, 2020 00:16
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Data Graham posted:I could have done without the sudden premonition I had of a future where the food needs of humanity are contingent upon well maintained printer drivers Fat cart is low so you won't just print me a lean steak, gently caress you Epson.
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Sep 25, 2020 00:20
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hacking the DRM on my meat printer so i can use non-Impossible branded Meat Pods.
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Data Graham posted:Good to hear the people staking their careers and VC money on 3D printed meat are also the same people who think the dark juice that comes out of raw meat is "blood" Is it not? It seems like the right consistency and it cooks up into a sort of spongy stuff like blood does?
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Sep 25, 2020 00:57
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OwlFancier posted:Is it not? It seems like the right consistency and it cooks up into a sort of spongy stuff like blood does? Myoglobin and intracellular fluid Not blood
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Sep 25, 2020 01:03
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its interstitial liquid
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Sep 25, 2020 01:03
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Huh, I thought interstitial fluid was colourless.
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Sep 25, 2020 01:05
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coloring is from myoglobin often poorly butchered and nonkosher stuff will have lil speckles of blood proper in it, deffo easy to find if you go to walmart forex
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Plus blood would, you know, clot Always love it when some edgelord alpha operator dude goes off about how he likes his steak “bloody” yeah ok Alucard Data Graham has a new favorite as of 01:33 on Sep 25, 2020 |
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Sep 25, 2020 01:30
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Data Graham posted:Plus blood would, you know, clot Everybody knows the right way to say you like your steak rare is to order it “gnawing on the salad”.
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Sep 25, 2020 01:45
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Data Graham posted:Plus blood would, you know, clot I mean it's an expression Myoglobular is less catchy
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Sep 25, 2020 01:45
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If you give me a steak with a slice of black pudding on the side I won't complain.
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Sep 25, 2020 01:49
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Oh poo poo, steak with black pudding would be awesome.
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Sep 25, 2020 01:51
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The first thing that popped up into my head when I saw the 3D meat printer was this ancient graph: Eventually they are going to start cutting costs and using human blood because it's cheaper than 3D printer meat toner cartridges. just think of all the exotic diseases that will spring from this pandora's box of synthfleshmeats
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yum 3d printed 'meat'. May or may not be anti-food porn, but it definitely falls under food fads. lol are they cutting it with a loving wakizashi or something?
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Roundup Ready posted:lol are they cutting it with a loving wakizashi or something? Only the finest hanzo steel
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WITCHCRAFT posted:
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WITCHCRAFT posted:Eventually they are going to start cutting costs and using human blood because it's cheaper than 3D printer meat toner cartridges.
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Sep 25, 2020 10:14
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Make sure that you only use certified virgin blood cartridges for rituals that call for that.
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Roundup Ready posted:lol are they cutting it with a loving wakizashi or something? What you see is a printed steak. What he sees, under the rim of the fedora, is a printed fleshlight.
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Italians bitch about online focaccia recipes (subtitles available) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSC661fGcww
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Can anyone explain Chunki's face I'm having a difficult time parsing it
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Vashro posted:Can anyone explain Chunki's face I'm having a difficult time parsing it 3d printed meat face.
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I'm intrigued but we all know that's only good for prototyping, they'd need injection molded vegan meat for production.
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Scarodactyl posted:I'm intrigued but we all know that's only good for prototyping, they'd need injection molded vegan meat for production. I look forward to injection molded meat in new Star Wars shapes!
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Sep 25, 2020 17:21
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Roast Wookie will be a big thing
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I'm imagining that those are the cream fillings from oreos
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LifeSunDeath posted:What you see is a printed steak. What he sees, under the rim of the fedora, is a printed fleshlight. Man if I had mod powers I'd probate you just for putting that in my head.
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Captainsalami posted:Man if I had mod powers I'd probate you just for putting that in my head. If I've touched just one mind with my darkness, my work is complete.
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this is so disgusting, and why does the sausage look like this?  I saw the contents go in and there wasn't like a huge lump of fat only, maybe it's a pocket of fireball.
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It's gotta be a fireball pocket. That's so nauseating.
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Mr. and Mrs. Sausage are national heroes who have been helping me get through the covid times. They are subject to the whims of their audience, and would not have chosen to make the Fire Sausage in the beforetimes. Yet, the elemental sausages must be given tribute.
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I'm a vegetarian and have been for years yet I'm fascinated with Ordinary Sausage in ways I can't put into words.
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