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TheAardvark posted:really digging the lattice work here You gotta fight for the center olive
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Sep 26, 2020 14:32
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Darn! I missed the stove derail.
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gary oldmans diary posted:yall need to move closer to civilization Sir... SIR. I have only lived in the most metro of areas along the West Coast and I can assure you we build the most eco-friendly, locally-sourced, hand-made stepladders to tumble our precious goobers and princessibles into our open vats of gurgling pitch. I don't think I'm alone here (guys, help me out) in telling you you're loving stupid as poo poo if you think any apartment anywhere in any city spends the money to buy ranges that have their poo poo in the front. We use burner apartments for those, and you're throwing up flags, sir. Please don't let on any more. Also, as a vegan, literally ALL VEGAN PIZZA bests Brazil's most confident attempts. Nope. Can't do it worse than us, fuckos.
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trying to figure out where this ranks w/r/t other notable atrocities committed by south africa
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TheAardvark posted:trying to figure out where this ranks w/r/t other notable atrocities committed by south africa Is that couscous, garlic, or kidney stones on there?
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Sep 26, 2020 14:42
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seriously i don't get the "throw a token olive or two on" thing but it happens in Brazil and apparently in Madagascar (these are different restaurants)  
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steinrokkan posted:It's still a terrible design, and a specifically American one, all the electrical stoves I've ever seen have had the controls on the front or to the side. In all my life, in countries all over the world, I have never seen the controls in the back like that. Must be an american design just like the toploader washing machine. I was thinking today how fascinating it is that through SA I've got a good hard glimpse into the life in the US, yet small things like this suprise the hell out of me, still.
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Sep 26, 2020 15:18
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Toploaders make sense for smaller bathrooms at least. They make ones that take a smaller load but they actually fit in a cramped space. Now what gets me about old poo poo Americans still have are the windows that you have to push upwards.  That and the stupid rear end round doorknobs. 
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Sep 26, 2020 15:25
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Brewing beer on my stove I wouldn’t mind if it was 3 burners with one really big one. It gets 6 gallons to a rolling boil but it could be faster. TheAardvark posted:really digging the lattice work here TheAardvark posted:trying to figure out where this ranks w/r/t other notable atrocities committed by south africa
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Sep 26, 2020 15:35
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Truly...I have been blessed this day.
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Lodin posted:Now what gets me about old poo poo Americans still have are the windows that you have to push upwards. Big Beef City posted:Truly...I have been blessed this day.
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Sep 26, 2020 15:41
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first, music to set the mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bypzKTTptqM from the aptly titled Action Pizza of Damascus       I'd eat this one no question 
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Sep 26, 2020 16:27
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Cheeseburger pizza is fine.
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Sep 26, 2020 16:30
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TheAardvark posted:I'd eat this one no question
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Sep 26, 2020 16:31
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I know it's for presentation but I feel like it'd be a much better eating experience with the pizza facing down. Two pizzas facing inwards even
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Sep 26, 2020 16:34
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the last one is a shop because the proportions are way off. The one with what I can only HOPE is piped goat cheese just made me think of what it would be like to try to chew through that much cold, whipped, piped goat cheese. Please don't let that turn you on because that's not the intent.
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Sep 26, 2020 16:42
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oh yeah?? Check this poo poo out pal
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Sep 26, 2020 16:45
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from an address listed simply as "unknown road" in Damascus dibs on the egg  ???  I'm pretty sure the person taking this picture is pissing on/just pissed on this pizza 
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Sep 26, 2020 16:55
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TheAardvark posted:what is the drinking age in brazil 18 but most people start drinking at like 13-14, there's been some attempts to change that but some people still give their kids a sip at barbecues 'to get them used to it', sometimes they literally lace toddler's milk bottles with beer 
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Sep 26, 2020 17:12
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This was all I could find in Moldova. 
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TheAardvark posted:This was all I could find in Moldova. It’s like the tone of “for sale, baby shoes. Never worn” in pizza form. Just a tragic pizza. Mournful. E: GISed “what if a pizza was a suicide note” and found this:  Checks out. Double E: “9/11 in pizza form” got me this: 
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Sep 26, 2020 17:37
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I'm gonna be honest I would eat most pizzas in this thread, except for the obviously horribly made ones. Y'all need to open up your minds, maaan.
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Sep 26, 2020 17:41
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Son of Rodney posted:I'm gonna be honest I would eat most pizzas in this thread, except for the obviously horribly made ones. Y'all need to open up your minds, maaan. I would eat almost every one I've posted TBH, I just like seeing how far the definition of "pizza" can be stretched. Plus this is just a great picture (Ukraine):  E: also, you can apparently go to any country on the planet and find: A) a place named after a US city or state that has no connection with pizza at all (Ohio, Florida, Miami.. that's just in Damascus) B) a place that uses individual whole olives as a garnish AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Sep 26, 2020 |
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Sep 26, 2020 17:48
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Image searching weird descriptions of pizzas is weirdly fun. “Car accident but a pizza”  “Pizza so bad it made the news”  “A pizza that’s basically a nightmare” 
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Sep 26, 2020 17:59
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The AZ state fair is having a drive thru fair food thing since everything else got cancelled. I’m not sure what to make of this. 
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Sep 26, 2020 18:06
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I'd eat that poo poo. No lie.
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Sep 26, 2020 18:40
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TheAardvark posted:I would eat almost every one I've posted TBH, I just like seeing how far the definition of "pizza" can be stretched. Hah, add to that list a "la famiglia" pizzaria which propably exists in more countries than a mcdonalds while we're at it I'm not sure if this was posted before, but it's real, and it's horrible, and it's my friend 
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Sep 26, 2020 20:56
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pizza cut into even 6ths is a sign of a more intelligent pizzeria. any inbred idiot can simply bisect an angle nearly perfectly
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Son of Rodney posted:Hah, add to that list a "la famiglia" pizzaria which propably exists in more countries than a mcdonalds Yeah, it tastes even worse than you are imagining.
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Sep 26, 2020 22:14
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Ugly In The Morning posted:kidney stones on there? lol exactly, I was gonna say
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Zoesdare posted:The AZ state fair is having a drive thru fair food thing since everything else got cancelled. I’m not sure what to make of this.
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Sep 26, 2020 22:54
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Yes I'll totally buy a $30 drive-thru cheese pizza at a shut down desolate state fair, no problem there.
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Found this which makes it MUCH worse. Also, I feel sorry for the video producer on this. https://www.abc15.com/news/state/would-you-flamin-hot-cheetos-pizza-at-the-arizona-state-fair quote:PHOENIX — Cheetos as a pizza topping are neat-o especially since they pack some heat-o! You can find the Flamin' Hot Cheetos Pizza at Enzo's Pizzera inside the Arizona State Fair. What is on it? Sauce, cheese and Flamin' Hot Cheetos! Are you bold enough to try a fiery slice?
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Sep 26, 2020 22:58
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I would eat a flaming hot Cheeto pizza. Honestly it sounds like the most goony pizza imaginable
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Sep 26, 2020 23:14
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gary oldmans diary posted:pizza cut into even 6ths is a sign of a more intelligent pizzeria. any inbred idiot can simply bisect an angle nearly perfectly U just aren’t ready for advanced pizza cutting 
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Sep 26, 2020 23:18
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Sep 26, 2020 23:26
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Ukraine: They ate this one in the dark to hide their shame from god.  Ukraine has something I haven't seen before: loads of professionally staged photographs across lots of restaurants. Oh also bonus find: 
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larvae pizza exceeds the worst pizza concept altogether
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