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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Infinitum posted:

Shower bath

Humphreys posted:

Shower Bath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



At least we shower ya smelly oval office!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Yes you should shower your smelly oval office so it's less smelly.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

shower poo poo, waffle-stomp that poo poo down the drain

ili
Jul 26, 2003


That's fucken disgusting ya grot.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here

Flannelette posted:

Shower cry 'n' nap

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr
Shower-laying in the bath, hoping you don't drown in vomit because you're a weak oval office and can't handle your grog

totally not me

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Toughen up buttercup.

ili posted:

That's fucken disgusting ya grot.

Agreed. Just piss on it like a normal person.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Shower have too strong edibles and passout onto a doorway threshold for 3 hours

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Shower pretend to be NVJ when he was the understudy to the guy that developed the waffle stomp technique

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

ili posted:

That's fucken disgusting ya grot.

hahah I win

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Shower vomit and then curl up into a ball until the room stops spinning.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Bill Posters posted:

Shower vomit and then curl up into a ball until the room stops spinning.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

KajiTheMelonMan posted:

Shower-laying in the bath, hoping you don't drown in vomit because you're a weak oval office and can't handle your grog

totally not me

Shower minor vomit because you're not sure exactly how hungover you are and figure you might as well hedge your bets

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Zazi posted:

shower poo poo, waffle-stomp that poo poo down the drain

Sitting poo poo-shower, where you force the poop through the grill by your bowels powers.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Use your shower like you would a gas station bathroom :nws:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Sticking a Rubix cube through a glory hole and getting it back, solved, minutes later

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Jestery posted:

minutes later

:mediocre:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Infinitum posted:

Go to Google Maps on your PC
Type in Hillsdale
You are now getting mooned by a duck

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

I like to be teased

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Turn on the shower then don't get in for a minute because it takes a while for the hot water to kick in shower.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Taking a poo poo in an empty bath but the poo poo is a powerful liquid stream shooting upwards in an impressive blowesque feat of agility

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




wading into the roaring sea to exchange fluids with mother nature, returning fully hydrated and energised and stoned out of my loving gourd

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

well why not posted:

wading into the roaring sea to exchange fluids with mother nature, returning fully hydrated and energised and stoned out of my loving gourd

how do i make this happen every time i go to the beach

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




you; have to gently caress the blue ringed octopi and she must cum

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
"I've gandered at shite you lot couldn't be arsed about. Bog tinnys going tits up at the arse end of orion.
Yours truly has squized c beams twinklin' about in the paki black near that dodgy tosser's gate. All them
moments will be arsed off in the ol' tick tock like.... tears in the piss. Time to bugger off." Australian Roy Batty - Blade Runner: Down Unda!

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Roy & HG Batty

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009

Jestery posted:

Sticking a Rubix cube through a glory hole and getting it back, solved, minutes later

Wait a sec, :birdthunk:

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Is that Jontron bird

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y3AXzZqg2k

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Muk Dumpster posted:

Is that Jontron bird

it is Literally A Bird's bird
(it makes an appearance in my rapsheet)

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007

Infinitum posted:

Use your shower like you would a gas station bathroom :nws:

The gently caress is a gas station ya bloody seppo

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Fucken yanks mate, cunts the lot of 'em.

Beaucoup Haram
Jun 18, 2005

You know it’s an American term because they call a liquid gas.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

shoutout the guy on my facebook who said that covid is fake so that the small businesses would shut down and the mega-national corporations of Coles and Woolworths could conquer the marketplace

this guy was funny when i hung out with him at uni but he ain't so funny on facebook

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Do you think Americans know what "the other day" means?

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Idk even know

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do you think Americans know what "the other day" means?

I'm pretty sure I heard americans say that phrase when I was overseas.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
its any time thats not at the moment

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Fuckface the Hedgehog posted:

The gently caress is a gas station ya bloody seppo

I had to shorten it down so you could sound it out mate.

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