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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
im ready to succ myself to death how about you

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Phi230 posted:

Lol taintrunner got got again

How long did he last? Like a day?

rip 2 a real 1 imo

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I thought it was a WAP reference. :gonk:

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

wasn't there a time when there were 2 popes and they just excommunicated each other

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Bootleg Trunks posted:

wasn't there a time when there were 2 popes and they just excommunicated each other

More than once.

We need a good Anti-Pope, it's been too long.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Are all the tweets about suicide rn in solidarity with fuckin brad par scale or something?

No this.
https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1310418780300992512

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
ilhan omar 4 avignon president

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Bootleg Trunks posted:

wasn't there a time when there were 2 popes and they just excommunicated each other

read up on the Western Schism, it was a blast of a couple of years for western europe

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




BraveUlysses posted:

im ready to succ myself to death how about you



Penzeys email newsletters are succ as all hell but the spices are great

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 16 minutes!

hobbesmaster posted:

which presidents would you leave with your kids then?

Obama? uhhhh.... carter?

it just occurred to me that obama never felt the need to virtue signal about how much he loved children the politician kissing babies cliche was so baked into our culture by then it would have been seen as grossly insincere

the biden campaign bringing back that trope in defiance of all those gross pictures floating around more than anything else dates his public relations strategy to the last century

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Phi230 posted:

Lol taintrunner got got again

How long did he last? Like a day?

lol libs run the wrestling thread

what the gently caress :sad:

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010

Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1309922535941836801?s=20

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Admiral Bosch posted:

colorado

i appreciate everyone else's hilarious replies

Google tells me you are no longer a swing state so it doesn't loving matter.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Rah! posted:

lol libs run the wrestling thread

what the gently caress :sad:

the immediate meltdown at the slightest bit of pushback was :discourse:

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Admiral Bosch posted:

What do I tell my succ wife who just said that if biden loses she's going to hold my green party(or PSL, haven't settled on one yet) vote personally responsible

Tell her that if Biden wins you'll hold her personally responsible.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Excelzior posted:

the immediate meltdown at the slightest bit of pushback was :discourse:

taint ripped lmao

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

trump being the thing to destroy the sham that is american democracy is pretty lol

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012


https://twitter.com/dwbey73/status/1309993849490636803

:hmmyes:

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 16 minutes!
remember when trump joked about an annoying crying baby at one of his rallies and it turned into trumps crime against humanity of the week

help me out goons with babies do you get the vapors when someone says that kids can be a pain in the rear end and demand only baby lovers be allowed into power

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Taintrunner posted:

So as head of the senate foreign affairs committee, championing a war based on lies he knew was lies, which led to the mass murder of two million innocent Muslims is not:

-lying
-racist
-terrible
-or narcissistic in any way.

Really just making it clear you’re a white supremacist that sees Muslims as subhuman waste to be slaughtered. No wonder you see no issue with The Rock endorsing genocide.

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lmao where’s the lie

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

it's a monther, so taint could be back in time for election night - provided the mods don't zap taint again within a week

what I'm saying is free and make taint a supermod

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Admiral Bosch posted:

What do I tell my succ wife who just said that if biden loses she's going to hold my green party(or PSL, haven't settled on one yet) vote personally responsible

what state are you in, i desperately need this detail any time this topic comes up because it's invariably funny


Kazak_Hstan posted:

lmao where’s the lie

if he were capable of either having a normal one or being incorrect he wouldn't be taintrunner but he did it in front of liberals and welp

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Taintrunner did nothing wrong.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Yeah Taintrunner was 100% correct there.

But :decorum: even in the wrestling thread. They can't take the Heel energy.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Excelzior posted:

what I'm saying is free and make taint a supermod

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
What are you gonna do brother when taintrunner runs wild on you


Mash the report button apparently

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Zvahl posted:

what state are you in, i desperately need this detail any time this topic comes up because it's invariably funny

My friend's wife is constantly posting lib poo poo like this and I'm like, you live in California!

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Lowtax should have sold SA to taintrunner not jeff

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

he got put on triple secret probation

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Taintrunner posted:

So as head of the senate foreign affairs committee, championing a war based on lies he knew was lies, which led to the mass murder of two million innocent Muslims is not:

-lying
-racist
-terrible
-or narcissistic in any way.

Really just making it clear you’re a white supremacist that sees Muslims as subhuman waste to be slaughtered. No wonder you see no issue with The Rock endorsing genocide.

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My boy ain't done nothing wrong

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Kazak_Hstan posted:

lmao where’s the lie

Normalcy Bias.

"Don't worry! If it's abnormal, it can't exist. And if it exists, it must be normal."

Taintrunner, Cassandra-like, is a tragic figure.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



free taintrunner

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

triple sulk posted:

free taintrunner

He's the best poster in the action movie thread by far, bring him back for everyone's benefit

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

taintrunner just post politics in cspam goddamn

you gotta keep the walls up fam

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Grapplejack posted:

taintrunner just post politics in cspam goddamn

you gotta keep the walls up fam

just lol if you're not trying to bring up a criticism of the political economy of capitalism in the video card thread while people are talking about wanting to engage in scalping

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

just lol if you're not trying to bring up a criticism of the political economy of capitalism in the video card thread while people are talking about wanting to engage in scalping

what the gently caress they're lucky i'm not a mod or i'd ban them on sight

only sick fuckers scalp video cards

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/sarahlazare/status/1310422898398633986?s=20

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

MonsieurChoc posted:

More than once.

We need a good Anti-Pope, it's been too long.

We have several in America alone! Notably Andrew Schlafly, son of famed shithead Phyllis Schlafly and founder of both Conservapedia and the Conservative Bible Project. I guess when you're already changing the words of Jesus to fit your pre-existing political beliefs, just declaring yourself to be Pope with no real basis isn't that much of a stretch.

There's also a guy in Kansas that I've never heard of, but I think he's just a regular ol' tradcath, not nearly as funny.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

PawParole posted:

New Ben Garrison just dropped



I'm low-key proud of ben for not drawing a penis on michelle

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

oxsnard posted:

I'm low-key proud of ben for not drawing a penis on michelle

I mean he gave her a bulge

and made Barack stare at it

did you want him to draw a ballsack peeking out too?

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