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steinrokkan posted:Let's just say I might consider the possibility you are human if you watch the whole ad without skipping after five seconds I feel like the dashvid in my car will say this to me within ~10 years. juggalo baby coffin posted:we've created a new app called gomjabbr which uses cutting edge data science and machine learning to kill only animals lol
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euphronius posted:He got the chud I don't get this reference. What happened with Vinge? I had a real beefswelling for his early works, the "Across Realtime" series and the "Fire Upon the Deep" and "A Deepness in the Sky" books. Not so much for "Rainbow's End" or "Children of the Sky".
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Posthuman posted:I don't get this reference. What happened with Vinge? He started writing fascist garbage
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Mode 7 posted:I mean yeah you could do something interesting with the Butlerian Jihad or you could just have this Amazing. That is exactly what I expected it would be, and still somehow surprisingly trite. Edit: Those names are thing of sublime stupidity. Actually naming your protaganist Serena Butler, in the Butlerian Jihad books is amazing. However, nothing can top Selim Wormrider for on-the-nose self parody. I dont know fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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The last book of the sequels is so so bad in the same way Every character from the original books comes back and is important It’s so dumb
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Mode 7 posted:I mean yeah you could do something interesting with the Butlerian Jihad or you could just have this Ok. After a lot of beating around the bush by others in this thread, I finally have proof why I should never EVER pick up the Failson books. Thank you.
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euphronius posted:The last book of the sequels is so so bad in the same way Everyone is very important except for alia, whose ghola gets instantly ganked by the Baron's ghola.
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Has anybody ever checked the celestial mechanics for Arrakis, because it doesn't seem to make sense. Arrakeen and most of the known civilization on the planet is said to be clustered far up in the northern regions, with Arrakeen being at a fairly high latitude. But at one point in Dune Messiah the sun is described as being almost "directly overhead" during mid day, which wouldn't happen without some extreme axial tilt. And if that were the case there would be significant parts of the year where the sun alternately doesn't set or doesn't rise, which you think would have been mentioned at some point. e: obviously this is the most pedantic of nits to pick, I just find it interesting that he put so much thought into the ecology side but whiffed it on the "what does the sun actually do at high latitudes" aspect. Wingnut Ninja fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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I dont know posted:Amazing. That is exactly what I expected it would be, and still somehow surprisingly trite. I am Brian Bookwriter, and little did I know one day it would be my destiny to finish a beloved story with my own series sure to wow and amaze the fans, written with the subtlety and craft learned from my father, Frank... uh... Prequel.
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By dune Messiah the desert has receded some. Yeah all of dune basically takes place in the artic circle don't think too hard about it. I'm sure there is an overcomplicated explaination for it somewhere
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*taps the [No @Duneauthor Zone] sign*
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There's also an issue of scale - if the map in the novel is to scale, and distances given in the text are accurate, Arrakis is about the size of the Moon - only 1/4 the diameter of Earth. Yet it has an almost Earth-like surface gravity of .9g, which means it must be super dense - implausibly so for a terrestrial planet. The closer you look the more contradictions you'll find, because Frank simply didn't cross reference everything or do the math. I choose to believe Arrakis has little to no axial tilt and that the map has some landmarks drawn too far apart, giving a roughly Earth sized world of plausible density. There are still oddities like the sun being described as overhead far from the equator, but oh well. They didn't have Wikipedia in the 60s and it was more than an evening's work to check if you were in the ballpark. The Dune Encyclopedia gives hard numbers (below) but also contains a bunch of contradictory science-babble. It's part of the charm, really. Canopus inner system, according to the Dune Encyclopedia: Prolonged Panorama fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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That's the thing I love about Dune. It is compelling enough that your brain just tries to make it work, even though it's sheer madness from top to bottom. For instance: has anyone does the maths on the amount of energy required to shift an object half a kilometre long long and 40 metres wide through sand at 50kmh? I bet it's rather a lot.
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yeah thats why sand worms are so loving hot bro
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 09:08 |
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Those worms are flying off the shelves dude
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Yeah! Now we have to add "the amount of energy needed to heat eighty thousand tonnes of Worm to hundreds of degrees C" to the mix. I mean I guess there's an awful lot of solar radiation coming in, and maybe the sand-plankton are capturing that to fuel their metabolisms (and that of the Worms) which raises the interesting--- -and once again I've been trapped into trying to explain a crazy old man's fevered imaginings. How does this keep happening. Dune is not real and Duncan isn't coming to save us.
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Mode 7 posted:I mean yeah you could do something interesting with the Butlerian Jihad or you could just have this Of all the duneauthor and Anderson garbage listed above (and in general) the bolded part, for some reason, RILES THE gently caress ME UP for how it simply shits on everything Frank established with BG and the universe in general. I mean, what is this Forgotten Realms 2nd Edition garbage? Like, why? WHY? BG is one of the aspects of the whole series and I always loved how they shaped the universe subtly and things came up about them in the most surprising places throughout the whole series and their -supposed- origin story is THIS? Holy poo poo, that's some extremely spiteful contempt to the source material.
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is techno-misanthropic a worse word than paramour? is manion butler a worse name than vorian atreides?
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I am extremely lollin about Iblis Ginjo. For people who don't know, Iblis means Devil / Satan / Shaitan in Arabic
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so youre saying not to trust iblis ginjo???
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Eau de MacGowan posted:so youre saying not to trust iblis ginjo??? No, I think you should let SATAN be in control of everything. Galewolf fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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Past more leftover Star Wars names for Dune Lone Sando Sneek E. Kabbal Benjamin Holywar
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The Bloop posted:Past more leftover Star Wars names for Dune Sunny McSandyface Howard Notmoist Mane Karak’Ter Sexy Cocksworth Edit sorry no more failson references ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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Beef Swellington Hari Chrysknife AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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Quiz Haderacco
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Sable Darkshade Dag'Ger Bladesman Komikra Leaf The Crew: Sade G. Hadd
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Cymeks Cymeks CyMEKS CYMRKS CYMEEKS CYLIUMEK
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Deserto Troutslapper Mannly Kannly Chairdog Chippendale
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Worm Spicer
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Eau de MacGowan posted:so youre saying not to trust iblis ginjo??? Also, ginjo means (particularly fancy) sake. Mr Devil Booze. That sure sounds like a legit name alright.
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Iblis Gaijin
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Axle Otto Tom Jabbar
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Pussaia Vageena
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"Ayy, yo, is dat Tommy Jabbar ovah there? AY! YO! TOMMY! TOOOOMMY! This fuckin guy." *waves*
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Chrys Jabbar
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:"Ayy, yo, is dat Tommy Jabbar ovah there? AY! YO! TOMMY! TOOOOMMY! This fuckin guy." Ah, the Tom Jabbar. It punctures only... footballs.
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exmachina posted:I dunno, might make a passable star wars novel Having read KJAs Star Wars novels, I can assure you it does not.
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threelemmings posted:Ah, the Tom Jabbar. It punctures only... footballs. Are you suggesting the duke's son is a hooligan? edit Oh gently caress I just got the joke Paul: Are you suggesting the duke's son is a quarterback? Shaddam: The deliberate and systematic deflation of ALL footballs on Arrakis ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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Also sorry for posting duneauthor in the no duneauthor zone but people need to understand just how loving bad it is. Is there anyone here who has read the original novels and who is still unaware of the plot for Hunters of Dune/Sandworms of Dune? If so can you please make up what you thought Dune 7 would be like/about in your head, then go read the summaries of those and report back. Maybe they wouldn't have had to write two loving novels if they hadn't spent an entire novels worth of trash garbage writing desperately bending everything to line up with the godawful prequel poo poo they'd just finished writing.
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Prolonged Priapism posted:There's also an issue of scale - if the map in the novel is to scale, and distances given in the text are accurate, Arrakis is about the size of the Moon - only 1/4 the diameter of Earth. Yet it has an almost Earth-like surface gravity of .9g, which means it must be super dense - implausibly so for a terrestrial planet. I didn't know that Arrakis was supposed to be about the same size as Earth. Based on the book's map, people have figured it to be about a fourth of Earth's size, or about the same size as Earth's moon. https://thewertzone.blogspot.com/2019/03/sf-questions-how-large-is-arrakis.html The problem with that is that Arrakis is elsewhere stated to have 0.9g surface gravity, so it must be really dense. Nerds at the above link figure Arrakis must be mostly heavy metals like osmium and gold.
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