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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Untrustable posted:

We were always very similar in our political beliefs. Other than the one time he got mad about Greta Thunberg (sp?), he never showed any outward signs that he had repugnant beliefs. Hell, in 2012 when Obama won a second term, his wife laid in his yard and cried and he actually backed me up in roasting her about it. Something something the duality of man.

Yeah that sounds very normal, I can see why you would have been totally caught off guard

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Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Ah yeah his wife has always been hard right and it was funny because he'd just always shoot down the crazy poo poo she would say and then all the sudden he went full on fash. If it was a 15 year long con then holy poo poo what a bad con.

I could get into why he happily refuted his wife's hard right talking points, but it's an insanely long and weird story. To distill it down to it's purest form:

Self hating privately bisexual man who accidentally got his ex pregnant and married her and hated it but never had the will to sever. Eventually became racist or was maybe always racist I'll never know.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Crane Fist posted:

Some idiot failson in Australia got so mad at drag queens he loving died

The tragicomic punchline was that the press attention brought his own sexuality to the attention of his peers in the Young Liberal National Club, and the negative publicity caused the official Liberal National Party to denounced and disowned his. Then after he killed himself IIRC they blamed it on the leftists and gays for making him ashamed to be a gay anti-gay activist, because if he wasn't gay then he wouldn't have been ashamed to be gay or ashamed to be anti-gay, so much for the tolerant left etc etc.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
the crying nazi is headed to prison

https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1310585206118649856

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
I'm kind of disappointed that didn't happen in Texas where I heard people having freakouts over the drag story time thing in some library.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

i wanna hang with that courtroom sketch artist

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
:byewhore: Cryin' Chris Cantwell :byewhore:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Flavius Aetass posted:

i wanna hang with that courtroom sketch artist
No poo poo! :stare:

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

The best way t defeat a skinhead is actually to vote!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Call Your Grandma posted:

The best way t defeat a skinhead is actually to vote!
Vote early, vote often, vote so it becomes muscle memory. Keep your ballot clean and in working order.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Untrustable posted:

We were always very similar in our political beliefs. Other than the one time he got mad about Greta Thunberg (sp?), he never showed any outward signs that he had repugnant beliefs. Hell, in 2012 when Obama won a second term, his wife laid in his yard and cried and he actually backed me up in roasting her about it. Something something the duality of man.

lol there is absolutely zero duality here dude. your ex-friend is married to a racist woman and stays married to her because he is also racist. he mocked her for crying over obama because, in addition to being racist, he doesn't respect women. nothing about these two statements contradict each other.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
If I had known then what I know now, I'd've been upset Obama got re-elected also. Though I guess 2024 would've just happened 12 years early if he'd lost! :suicide:

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

Flavius Aetass posted:

i wanna hang with that courtroom sketch artist


Tubgoat posted:

No poo poo! :stare:

No kidding, I wasn't aware that courtroom artists were allowed to be anywhere near this cool.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Flavius Aetass posted:

i wanna hang with that courtroom sketch artist

Didn't realize that was the sketch artist. Thought it was just a freelancer for the column. Neat.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Random rear end in a top hat posted:

No kidding, I wasn't aware that courtroom artists were allowed to be anywhere near this cool.
1,000,000,000% same. I hope they do commissions.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Tubgoat posted:

1,000,000,000% same. I hope they do commissions.

Took this to mean "I will commission them to draw me when I'm on the stand"

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Data Graham posted:

Took this to mean "I will commission them to draw me when I'm on the stand"
Nah, I dig their style and think they could make some bucks from the sorts of people who pay internet strangers to draw their fursonas and what have you.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Data Graham posted:

Took this to mean "I will commission them to draw me when I'm on the stand"

Courtroom sketch artist unwilling to take commissions? One weird trick to make them have to draw your portrait! Judges hate it!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Bedshaped posted:

:byewhore: Cryin' Chris Cantwell :byewhore:

Can't imagine he's going to have an easy ride in jail

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
he's going to be crying all right... crying... IN JAIL. in the FED PEN. oh ho ho how do you like them apples now, crying nazi boy. soon he'll be sleeping with the weiner dogs in jail. the jailed weiner dogs. because they too tried to do some nazi bullshit and extort people IRL and online.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

he's going to be crying all right... crying... IN JAIL. in the FED PEN. oh ho ho how do you like them apples now, crying nazi boy. soon he'll be sleeping with the weiner dogs in jail. the jailed weiner dogs. because they too tried to do some nazi bullshit and extort people IRL and online.

Wiener dogs? Is that a new slang for a group?

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
have you not ever seen a weiner dog in jail

Elissia
Dec 28, 2012

is cantwell the one who's actually an informant for the feds?
one of them i mean.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

whaley posted:

have you not ever seen a weiner dog in jail

Like, the dog breed, the dachshund? I have not.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Tubgoat posted:

Like, the dog breed, the dachshund? I have not.

A breed of criminals, every single one.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Check out my wiener, dog

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Elissia posted:

is cantwell the one who's actually an informant for the feds?
one of them i mean.
yes

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

He’s the one who responded to charges from his nazi friends that he was an informant by yelling on a radio show about how he’d never be an informant or betray anyone and just talked to the cops and fbi who were so friendly and wanted to hear his side of things in order to make sure the truth got out.

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

He’s the one who responded to charges from his nazi friends that he was an informant by yelling on a radio show about how he’d never be an informant or betray anyone and just talked to the cops and fbi who were so friendly and wanted to hear his side of things in order to make sure the truth got out.

nazis who hang out with people who they know are informants because they can't imagine the fbi going after them is classic.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

look at this absolute dipshit:

https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1310768812883496966

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





little munchkin posted:

lol there is absolutely zero duality here dude. your ex-friend is married to a racist woman and stays married to her because he is also racist. he mocked her for crying over obama because, in addition to being racist, he doesn't respect women. nothing about these two statements contradict each other.

Huh. Guess I'm just a naive rear end in a top hat. I miss not knowing about things.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

miniscule12 posted:

nazis who hang out with people who they know are informants because they can't imagine the fbi going after them is classic.

I mean, I've heard about it happening three, maybe four times in my lifetime, and I still can't imagine the FBI going after nazis.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

im guessing she's starting her pivot to the right-wing grift scene? after she got blocked by the dnc

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy loving poo poo I didn't notice it was Tulsi until I read your comment about the DNC and went back and looked again and Jesus loving Christ! :stonklol:

Gaupo Guacho
Aug 5, 2010

by Pragmatica
excuse me representative gabbard is a vital anti imperialist voice

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

ekuNNN posted:

im guessing she's starting her pivot to the right-wing grift scene? after she got blocked by the dnc

Gabbard's always been a grifter using calculated, provocative stances to raise her profile. She'll be perfectly happy working as a Fox analyst talking about how the Democrats are all socialists once she's out of office.

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
in other news,

matt walsh continues to be a rancid piece of human poo poo

https://twitter.com/Wraith_Writer/status/1310401074415710210

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
local conservative news site in PA collapses before launch after its owner is exposed as white nationalist

https://twitter.com/KimberlyFritz/status/1310914134112956417

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6VNaTxeSdrF-kIYNbdIRLQ/about

i know this gets said alot jokingly around here, but the internet as a whole really is driving people insane. Like causing actual mental illness that goes largely unchecked.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
does he not know google owns YouTube?

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