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PokeJoe posted:i was in cuba a few years ago and i got some pizza from this place Post the worst pizza: I had a broken rear end from eating stairwell pizza
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stairwell pizza looks like a mediocre but edible attempt at making a pizza at home with a premade crust.
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Sep 28, 2020 12:59
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And she’s buying a stairway..... ....to pizzaaaaa
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Sep 28, 2020 13:00
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:And she’s buying a stairway..... lmao
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Sep 28, 2020 13:03
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Man, you can't just find stairwell pizza on the internet. I'm going to have to quit my job and hit the streets to find the Worst Pizza.
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Sep 28, 2020 15:56
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steinrokkan posted:It's Scandinavian themed pizza, not pizza from Scandinavia. Ah, that makes more sense. Yeah, herring, onion and eggs are important ingredients in every major festivity in Sweden.
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Sep 28, 2020 18:10
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sauer kraut posted:They are around 5 to $6 retail, about twice what you'd pay for a traditional frozen thick crust. So around 50 NOK?
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Sep 28, 2020 18:13
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Another Swedish abomination is the Christmas pizza. It's not really something people eat, as far as I know. But it's still a horrible idea. Just Google search for julpizza and you will find lovely examples. It has parts of the traditional Swedish Christmas food all mixed on one pizza. Herring, salmon, beet salad, eggs, ham, sausages, meatballs, shrimps, mayo and more.
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Sep 28, 2020 18:32
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Fromdusktilprawn posted:Another Swedish abomination is the Christmas pizza. It's not really something people eat, as far as I know. But it's still a horrible idea. Just Google search for julpizza and you will find lovely examples.  yikes
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Sep 28, 2020 19:03
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take away the dough, cheese and sauce and i'd eat that
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Sep 28, 2020 19:06
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TeachesOfPeaches posted:
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Fromdusktilprawn posted:So around 50 NOK? https://meny.no/varer/middag/pizza/pizza/pizza-7035620034176
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Sep 28, 2020 19:13
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Mozi posted:take away the dough, cheese and sauce and i'd eat that Yeah, the different parts are tasty in different combinations, and they've chosen food that mostly goes good together on this specific pizza. Well, except it's all boring pre-made food.
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Sep 29, 2020 07:20
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Fromdusktilprawn posted:So around 50 NOK? They're still being sold at an introductory price at Coop so it was 29 NOK or 3 USD. E: I guess it must have been on sale. Well worth it at that price anyway. Lodin fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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Sep 29, 2020 11:15
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Big Beef City posted:well shrimp with their guts full. the ones i tried felt like eating a shrimp tail full of burnt hair and dog poo poo overall not a great thing to put on a pizza, imo
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Sep 29, 2020 13:53
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TheAardvark posted:Man, you can't just find stairwell pizza on the internet. I'm going to have to quit my job and hit the streets to find the Worst Pizza. I've eaten pizza I found on the street. It was good and did not break my rear end.
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Sep 30, 2020 04:13
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:Bristol scale in pizza form LOL. That was my thought too
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Sep 30, 2020 06:19
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Big Beef City posted:well shrimp with their guts full.
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Sep 30, 2020 06:37
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TheAardvark posted:Ukraine: Chernobyl pizza hybrids
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Sep 30, 2020 14:56
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there is a pizza war brewing in boston...
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Sep 30, 2020 20:44
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TeachesOfPeaches posted:
What are the purple and darker purple things in center and top right? Besides those being suspect, I would definitely eat this pizza. baw posted:there is a pizza war brewing in boston... I would not eat this pizza. After the cock one, surely there's one of those 4-quarter pizzas but with a barefoot lady standing in the center.
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Sep 30, 2020 21:49
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pseudorandom posted:After the cock one, surely there's one of those 4-quarter pizzas but with a barefoot lady standing in the center.
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pseudorandom posted:After the cock one, surely there's one of those 4-quarter pizzas but with a barefoot lady standing in the center. quick question: why only barefoot? there has to be a porno out there where a lady stands on a pizza 
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Oct 1, 2020 02:45
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TheAardvark posted:quick question: why only barefoot? No one likes soggy crust.
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Oct 1, 2020 03:01
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pseudorandom posted:What are the purple and darker purple things in center and top right? Besides those being suspect, I would definitely eat this pizza. Well given there's a freaking potato salad on that pizza, I'm quite sure that the middle one is a red herring salad. The colour is from beetroots mixed with cream and yoghurt. Dark one on the right could be red cabbage salad/pickle, or more beetroot. Scandinavia and Brazil really slugging it out here 
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Oct 1, 2020 05:21
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TheAardvark posted:quick question: why only barefoot? goon project
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Oct 1, 2020 05:25
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TheAardvark posted:quick question: why only barefoot? A quick google image search for ‘foot porn pizza’ gave me a result where you probably don’t want to know but you can look it up yourself if you want to
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Oct 1, 2020 06:03
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I saw an image titled "foot lovers pizza"
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Oct 1, 2020 06:25
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Brazil's TIM PIZZA has absolutely no time for people that fold their slices. Or, they are very thoughtful to busy slice-folders by letting you origami up a full three course pizza meal in your horrible mouth all at once.  I'm a big fan of the downstream flow of chocolate sprinkles into the salad section. Please note the Brazilian olive per segment law has a permitted cherry corollary.
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Oct 1, 2020 06:42
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Brazil's Cafe com Pizza offers a topping count puzzle at the front of their store to win a free slice. How many can you spot?
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Oct 1, 2020 06:50
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Brazil's BLACK Pizza will serve you a Star Destroyer sized pizza atop a filthy unsterlizable board. A truly ginormous pizza on an absolutely filthy laminate board. You have so much choice of toppings, you have no choice about eating off The Board.   
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Oct 1, 2020 07:02
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You complain about the board, and yet if you look at the fine print I'll bet they don't even charge for the paint chips that end up in your pizza.
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Oct 1, 2020 07:08
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sauer kraut posted:Well given there's a freaking potato salad on that pizza, I'm quite sure that the middle one is a red herring salad. The colour is from beetroots mixed with cream and yoghurt. The potato thing is Jansson's frestelse, like a potato gratin with anchovies. Middle thing is beetroot salad, no herring there, and the dark purple is pickled red cabbage. All christmas and easter foods.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Brazil's TIM PIZZA has absolutely no time for people that fold their slices. Please, we have no such thing as "folding our slices". We eat pizza with a fork and a knife like civilized people.
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Oct 1, 2020 15:47
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 Sound the alarm, the vile heathans are amongst us!
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Oct 1, 2020 15:52
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shadow puppet of a posted:Brazil's TIM PIZZA has absolutely no time for people that fold their slices. Or, they are very thoughtful to busy slice-folders by letting you origami up a full three course pizza meal in your horrible mouth all at once.  My first thought when I saw that was “are those chocolate jimmies?”. I am not from PA, and therefore have never called sprinkles jimmies. It was just so horrifying my brain decided to not recognize them as sprinkles.
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Oct 1, 2020 16:06
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shadow puppet of a posted:Brazil's Cafe com Pizza offers a topping count puzzle at the front of their store to win a free slice. How many can you spot? Boiled egg slices, red peppers, green peppers, olives, thyme rosemary or mixed spice, corn, onion, cherry tomatos, cubed carrot (gross!), peas (!). With a little beetroot? Not sure what the small pale purple and the small white cubes are. Edit: ... or the green vegetable twist at the bottom. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Oct 1, 2020 |
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Oct 1, 2020 16:22
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The pink cubes are either marshmallow, ham or spam (sports ham).
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been looking all over russia, ngl their pizzas all look pretty damned normal one interesting thing is that every single pizza restaurant in all of russia is a sushi bar too (???) like, every single one i looked at, dozens of them
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