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OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

If Americans moved at five miles per generation then it would have taken them eleven thousand years to reach the west coast.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:56

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# ? May 27, 2024 11:37

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1237441705961353218?s=21

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:02

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1304498107460116480

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:06

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1237441705961353218?s=21

So many good usernames, I hope the sale goes through before the end of October

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:06

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1311711794822430720?s=21

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:07

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

https://twitter.com/wallofyawn/status/1311439533234298881?s=21

***obviously*** a garrison parody, friends. but a good �un.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:29

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1311711794822430720?s=21

https://twitter.com/CDCJ30362/status/1311420099446726656?s=20

lol that this is in reference to someone who looks like a lovely waxwork. (Just Karn himself I could almost agree).

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:44

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I'm pretty sure most of Tim Allen's face is significantly younger than it was the first time he made Home Improvement.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:55

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Skwirl posted:

I'm pretty sure most of Tim Allen's face is significantly younger than it was the first time he made Home Improvement.

This type of joke is older than most of Cher and better when they're about her.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:25

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

zoux posted:

What's crazy is yall came up with all those variations in a space the size of montana

It's to do with how hard it was to travel in the past. The Island of Lewis and Harris is one physical island but it was so hard to get from on side to the other they treated them as separate places. They spoke different dialects of gaelic etc.

By the time we colonised America transport was much easier and moving around was the point of going there in the first place. If you grew up in the Highlands why would you bother to go to Lincolnshire or something? But in the US it was all about discovering the 'undiscovered' and the population we sent there was a lot more homogeneous as a whole. You get a lot more variation on the later influxes of population who went to live there, the Irish, Swedes, Germans etc who have strong communities in specific states and areas. So you have the variation state to state that we have glen to glen almost.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:34

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

frankenfreak posted:

This type of joke is older than most of Cher and better when they're about her.

Because Cher was in a sitcom with that as a title or just because you're a jackass?

# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:55

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/RodWebber/status/1311742129094434817?s=20

# ? Oct 1, 2020 20:01

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/RodWebber/status/1311742129094434817?s=20

This is a technical :colbert:

# ? Oct 1, 2020 20:07

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/nicholsuprising/status/1311633697418903557?s=21

# ? Oct 1, 2020 20:13

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

!ecin

# ? Oct 1, 2020 20:14

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1311749757002379265

# ? Oct 1, 2020 20:36

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

RandomFerret posted:

So many good usernames, I hope the sale goes through before the end of October

I want Nosferasstu or 'a dick with bat wings' so badly.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 20:40

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

zoux posted:

This is a technical

oh yeah smart guy where is machine gun llama on this chart

# ? Oct 1, 2020 20:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

frankenfreak posted:

This type of joke is older than most of Cher and better when they're about her.

Cher owns Tim Allen loving sucks poo poo

# ? Oct 1, 2020 21:15

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

https://twitter.com/gods_txt/status/1311459045639847937

# ? Oct 1, 2020 21:24

Chas McGill: Oct 29, 2010; loves Fat Philippe

kecske posted:

you ~~imprison~~ get the local people who know wtf they're doing to cook for you.

we also like to argue about the tedious and imperceptible differences between our local dough products

Like gently caress a buttery is a roll

# ? Oct 1, 2020 21:27

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

yo bap that buttery batch right into my teacake scuffler

# ? Oct 1, 2020 21:38

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/csmfht/status/1311771047478218753?s=21

# ? Oct 1, 2020 21:54

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1311766534285524992

# ? Oct 1, 2020 22:15

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

https://twitter.com/merrittk/status/1311663168066850816

# ? Oct 1, 2020 22:47

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Milo and POTUS posted:

Cher owns Tim Allen loving sucks poo poo

Yeah, Cher never snitched either

# ? Oct 1, 2020 23:03

CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1237441705961353218?s=21

Severely, severely disappointed these aren't real and I cannot order them

# ? Oct 1, 2020 23:38

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CommissarMega posted:

Severely, severely disappointed these aren't real and I cannot order them

Give Chuck Tingle a week or two.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 23:59

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/RodWebber/status/1311742129094434817?s=20

Alpackin'

# ? Oct 2, 2020 00:03

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Skwirl posted:

Give Chuck Tingle a week or two.

Chuck is busy writing free stories on how to stay safe in the time of roni. He hopes that we can smash the disease so everyone can go back to smashing each other.

# ? Oct 2, 2020 00:05

wizzardstaff: Apr 6, 2018; Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/RodWebber/status/1311742129094434817?s=20

The antifa llama is strictly no-drama.

https://twitter.com/AlexMilanTracy/status/1287270539417935874

# ? Oct 2, 2020 00:14

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

baw posted:

oh yeah smart guy where is machine gun llama on this chart

seems like the "structure radical" line needs to be updated tbh because what are War Elephants if not Technicals?

Pickup with mounted gun top left, Alpaca with mounted gun bottom left, War Elephant carrying archers bottom middle, oxen dragging plows bottom right?

/e maybe we need a "what is a vehicle" alignment chart and make it 3D

/e "surface purist: travels on land" "surface neutral: travels on water" "surface radical: flies"

stringless has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Oct 2, 2020

# ? Oct 2, 2020 01:00

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/landuomango/status/1311786690369982467?s=21

# ? Oct 2, 2020 01:23

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/Prokaryota/status/1311590747636981761

# ? Oct 2, 2020 03:21

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

The ol� pili club

# ? Oct 2, 2020 03:35

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/iamcardib/status/1311725009954467840?s=20

:nws:

lyrics obviously.

# ? Oct 2, 2020 05:43

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

# ? Oct 2, 2020 06:14

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

zoux posted:

TFW there's a bit o pey in your wet

Wet Arse Pey

# ? Oct 2, 2020 06:59

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

RandomFerret posted:

So many good usernames, I hope the sale goes through before the end of October

I came a ghost? Is just excellent. MODS??

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number 1 snake fan: Jul 16, 2018

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# ? Oct 2, 2020 07:50

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