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Phy posted:Also I have a recipe that is basically canned crab and green onions in heated-up velveeta, spooned over tray bun halves and broiled. It's some honkey bullshit but it's also better than it has any right to be. Well? Don't leave us loving hanging.
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Phy posted:Also I have a recipe that is basically canned crab and green onions in heated-up velveeta, spooned over tray bun halves and broiled. It's some honkey bullshit but it's also better than it has any right to be. Do not ever count out anything involving white people and melted cheese
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 07:00 |
Milo and POTUS posted:Do not ever count out anything involving white people and melted cheese Yeah we have some redeeming qualities.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 07:04 |
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Phy posted:honkey bullshit Elviscat posted:Well? Don't leave us loving hanging.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 07:07 |
Nice.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 07:17 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Do not ever count out anything involving white people and melted cheese This is from memory cause my recipe book is downstairs and there's a cat on my lap.
Chop the crab/fake crab into little chunks. Chop the green onion into a billion tiny rings. Slice the buns into halves so you've got a dozen tops and a dozen bottoms. Arrange these on a cookie sheet, cut side up. Put the cheese food product and the butter in a small pot on the stove. Melt it on low to medium-low. If it looks like the sauce is broken, ie cheese food product curds floating in melted butter, don't worry about it. Toss in the crab and onion and stir it with a spatula, and it will congeal within a few stirs. It's going to look mega gross. Turn on your oven broiler. Spoon the cheese-adjacent crab gunk on top of the buns, about a big tablespoon each. Spread it out with the back of the spoon if you like, but it will spread a bit in the oven anyway. Once every bun half has some gunk on it, put it in the oven until the gunk browns up in spots. You probably won't get it uniformly brown unless you fart around with repositioning the tray under the broiler, but the browned bits are the best part. Take it out of the oven before it scorches. Eat some gunky crab buns, they're probably terrible for you and they're tasty hot or cold the next day. I prefer the bottom sides of the buns, you may feel different. I like them with a garden salad so I don't feel quite so awful about my life choices.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 07:38 |
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Jesus loving christ.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 08:16 |
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Cable Guy posted:Trenton Quarantino
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You're not going to lead us in with a riveting account of the events at the Battle of Omdurman? Seems suspicious, not sure this is a real recipe
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 10:27 |
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Ggrandad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 10:31 |
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https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1311198722001235968?s=20
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Memento posted:Ggrandad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese! man rip the boondocks
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Phy posted:
I think I'll try making this, but using ingredients I can find at my nearby Asian grocery store. The weird spicy canned crab they have there can be interesting, and instead of rolls maybe use some Asian rice cracker. Trying to find a Velveeta substitute may be difficult, but gently caress it since I'm changing a lot of this maybe I'll cut the processed cheese with some guyère to make it fancier.
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A FESTIVE SKELETON posted:man rip the boondocks Fool, you can't win! My stand, [EVEN WORSE], can parody anything your stand can do, and do it better! Plus it plays accordion! Leave my domain, Spatula City, now, before I grow bored and give you to Harvey to play with.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 20:45 |
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"⎡ALTERNATIVE POLKA⎦!!!"
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 05:27 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:I think I'll try making this, but using ingredients I can find at my nearby Asian grocery store. The weird spicy canned crab they have there can be interesting, and instead of rolls maybe use some Asian rice cracker. Trying to find a Velveeta substitute may be difficult, but gently caress it since I'm changing a lot of this maybe I'll cut the processed cheese with some guyère to make it fancier. That's not even the same meal. How can you even call yourself proper trash, eating that!
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 05:36 |
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I'm sorry I'm trying to reverse-culturally appropriate this truly Midwestern dish. I am definitely not claiming this as authentic by any means and I am not starting some successful food truck claiming it as my own.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 05:45 |
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That post gave me the idea of a Cheese Psychiatrist, a highly trained medical professional who combines talk therapy with specifically calibrated mixtures of cheese that you take over time to help you deal with your issues. "Well, we've gotten some good results with the manchego, but I'd like to up your dosage of sharp cheddar, and just kind of taper off your intake of smoked gouda. We're going to get through this together." "We might have to talk about getting you on some of the more expensive imported cheeses. You've got to call your insurance and see what they cover."
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 05:47 |
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Trumps gonna win.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:That post gave me the idea of a Cheese Psychiatrist, a highly trained medical professional who combines talk therapy with specifically calibrated mixtures of cheese that you take over time to help you deal with your issues. I misread this as Chinese Psychiatrist, and struggled mightily with the rest of your post.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 06:25 |
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Duckula posted:Trumps gonna win. keep it in cspam
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:That post gave me the idea of a Cheese Psychiatrist, a highly trained medical professional who combines talk therapy with specifically calibrated mixtures of cheese that you take over time to help you deal with your issues. I knew my inadvisably constant consumption of blue cheese was a positive factor in my life.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 06:52 |
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I love that this became a thing More: https://imgur.com/gallery/Jxi8Rqp
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 07:11 |
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RandomFerret posted:Mixing shellfish and dairy is forbidden twice over in the torah, the bible and qur'an. God really, really doesn't want you doing that We lost nearly two millennia of potential tuna melt technology development because of religion
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 07:46 |
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Trabant posted:We lost nearly two millennia of potential tuna melt technology development because of religion Ah yes, the coveted spiny tunastacean it's a pastry Clockwork Sputnik has a new favorite as of 08:10 on Oct 1, 2020 |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 07:56 |
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That moment when you realize crab Rangoon is not allowed in some religions…
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 08:17 |
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that might be the best mic drop ever.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 15:44 |
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Yeah, ain't no one beating that.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 16:33 |
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Giving me the COD real bad.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 16:35 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7wqqEtBlNc
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 16:37 |
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holy poo poo I thought I was looking at work stuff on the wrong screen. Social security disability stuff is insane, I've seen stuff about that crazy with documentation and they still get denied. Though my favorite one was the client who was claiming they had a prescription for methadone, and asked their doctor to write a letter, where he said "I have no idea where they're gettign that, I did NOT prescribe that"
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:07 |
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-wear a bathrobe to school every day -weigh 750 pounds -both parents are Charles Manson
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 20:11 |
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https://twitter.com/simulacrax/status/1311772844364361728?s=19 Couldn't quite work out what thread was right for this, so here it is.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 23:17 |
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I'll have one MC Escher Special to go please
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 23:47 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I'll have one MC Escher Special to go please Woah quantum flux peas.I imagine trying to eat them would somehow land them on the back of your head or something.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 23:54 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I'll have one MC Escher Special to go please This image makes me nauseous
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Rascar Capac posted:https://twitter.com/simulacrax/status/1311772844364361728?s=19 The woman soldier's face seems unusually shiny. I wonder if they did a photoshop touch up on her or something? Or am I just seeing things?
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 00:34 |
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Snookis career took a weird turn.
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Leon Sumbitches posted:This image makes me nauseous peas are actually quite delicious when served upside-down
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