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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
maybe if he's lucky he's lucky they'll have some sort of healable medical disaster so they'll cut him and he can recover somewhere else

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ches Neckbeard posted:

TIME TO GET SEXY

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

*slamming table with knife and fork*

ELITE

ELITE

ELITE

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Flacco is on the Jets?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The football gods have spoken. We shall recieve Flacco. More Flacco than we could have dared dream.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



loving... come on, god dammit

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sam Darnold hurt... which has to be expected when you're getting free rushers at you like that.

Holy gently caress is this game a disaster.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How did the Jets score?

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


time for some elite play - here comes the blowout

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

agagagahhahahaha

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Flacco revenge game???????

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Lol 12 in the huddle

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Zyla posted:

oh come on

jeff smith? thats a create a player

Or the creator of the great graphic novel Bone

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Only one person allowed in the sex tent at a time

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

The

Elite

The The

Elite

The

Elite

The The

Elite

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Oh hey, I remember Joe Flacco from about 150 years ago with the Ravens.

I’m sure he’s every bit as good as he was then and in no way has lost a step.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Time to put on the flacco jersey

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







dude what the gently caress

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



I get a spark of hope for Darnold for literally 5 seconds and this happens. I should know better by now

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


mcmagic posted:

You can't body slam the QB to the ground like that. Dirty as poo poo.

look on the bright side:

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
3rd and 30 is just perfect Jets

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Ahahaha, this is where flacco ends up, coming off the bench for the worst jets team in recent memory

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

How did the Jets score?

Sammy ran one in four 40 something yards out

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
12 men in the huddle is so perfect

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

BGrifter posted:

Oh hey, I remember Joe Flacco from about 150 years ago with the Ravens.

I’m sure he’s every bit as good as he was then and in no way has lost a step.

how many steps did Joe Flacco ever have to lose

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







thats absolutely a collarbone

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

How did the Jets score?

Darnold with a like 30 yard run

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


lol the tent was full

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


That Which Squeaks posted:

12 men in the huddle is so perfect

how

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

How did the Jets score?

Broncos blitzed a guy who came free on Darnold but completely whiffed the tackle and Darnold took off and then just kind of didn't get tackled or even threatened until he ran 50 yards for a TD.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Alaois posted:

The

Elite

The The

Elite

The

Elite

The The

Elite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uTJ8gUtz8I

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I broke my collar bone hill bombing on a skateboard and then I had orange stuff coming out of my nose so I laid in bed for two days and then I went to the hospital.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

FizFashizzle posted:

thats absolutely a collarbone

Yeah, that's the exact tackle that ends every QB for a while.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i cant help but laugh at this incredibly weak rear end NFL BLM commercial where they show the crowd matching with the back of the signs so that nothing remotely useful gets shown

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The voice of Black Lives Matter...

...sounds like Patrick Mahomes.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Turned this on just in time to see the last play of Sam Darnold's career

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Alaois posted:

how many steps did Joe Flacco ever have to lose

I have it on good authority that Joe Flacco was an elite NFL quarterback.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I broke my collar bone hill bombing on a skateboard and then I had orange stuff coming out of my nose so I laid in bed for two days and then I went to the hospital.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

I need to know what the orange stuff was

Mr. Carrier Pigeon
Aug 22, 2013

Those birds certainly know what they're doin'!
CAN"T ATTACCO THE FLACCO

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



oh hey joe flacco still plays football, i genuinely forgot about that

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