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El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
as Steve Jobs never said, “at least we’ll have something to talk about during the interview”

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

a prestigious exclusive school for a major that is inordinately popular among wealthy failchildren. it'd be surprising if anyone got in without bribes.

it’s also a football power

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
also a place where the med school dean was publicly broadcasting his intake of party drugs with attractive young people

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Marx Was A Lib posted:

Yeah but then everyone knows that the library in the western quad was a bribe for your failspawn's admittance.

nah, you could opt out of that, not that these people would

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Declan MacManus posted:

it’s also a football power

is it 2004 again?

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
gently caress yeah it is, let’s go to Rock Against Bush

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

YOLOsubmarine posted:

is it 2004 again?

they managed top 25 crootin classes before this year despite being headed up by clay helton, they count

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

corona-chan

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

El_Elegante posted:

as Steve Jobs never said, “at least we’ll have something to talk about during the interview”

that fucker would never allow Apple employees to do any charitable work or make any donations using the Apple name

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Steve Jobs fruit smoothie regimen

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

http://thisfuckingelection.com/

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Please don't characterize the strength that I bring

"Please don't characterize the strength that I bring" shirts

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Milo and POTUS posted:

Steve Jobs fruit smoothie regimen

he used to soak his feet in the company toilet bowls and stank because he never ever bathed

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
"I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world," said Trump. "It is a dangerous world out there — it's scary, like Vietnam. Sort of like the Vietnam era. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave soldier."

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/natemcdermott/trump-in-1993-the-dating-scene-is-like-vietnam

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
It's actually not funny at all but Rosemary kennedy :catstare:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
nevertheless, she persisted

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Private Cumshoe posted:

Imagine living in a country with an education and class system so lovely and broken you need to make bribes to make sure your kid can get into even a lovely public school

you mean, uh.... every country on earth?

big lol at your categorization of USC btw

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
petes lifts

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I always picture Bernie as being like 5’6”.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


i didn't realize liz warren had the same bird bone disease that theresa may has

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
cnn is gonna do a First Ladies series but nancy reagan’s greatest talent will go unmentioned

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Nancy Reagan redecorating Jackie Kennedy's antique French furniture with TV tables

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I always picture Bernie as being like 5’6”.

Lol bernie played college bball

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
president big wet boy checking in to walter reed, but he’s not gonna check out

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Thundercracker posted:

Lol bernie played college bball

he’s got big short guy energy

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

El_Elegante posted:

president big wet boy checking in to walter reed, but he’s not gonna check out
He can check out any time he'd like
He just can't never leave

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


that one dude who tried to draft off Milo Yiannopoulos by being straight but gay for daddy milo and posting pictures of himself nude in bed clutching a milo photo

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Dr. Harold Bronstein, his letter, and his sex cake

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Thundercracker posted:

Lol bernie played college bball

he played against Connie Hawkins when he was growing up

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Kamala Harris clamoring for Twitter to ban Trump's account

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

trump has the roni lol

i have bad adhd that's starting to affect my memory so i got to bask in this news several times today

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Remember when BoJo had roni and everyone hoped he'd die

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Inceltown posted:

Remember when BoJo had roni and everyone hoped he'd die

https://twitter.com/very_cultural/status/1312153036962193409

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MikeCrotch posted:

Nancy Reagan redecorating Jackie Kennedy's antique French furniture with TV tables

lmao I've never heard of this. That's the most american thing I've ever heard

Topical (in more ways than one): Gee, that's too bad

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Inceltown posted:

Remember when BoJo had roni and everyone hoped he'd die

https://members.tortoisemedia.com/2020/09/25/how-ill-is-boris/content.html

quote:

But it is at least worth assessing what people close to him are saying. Last weekend the Times ruminated on the miserable time that the prime minister was having inside Number 10. “He’s pin sharp one day,” a source told the paper, “and then he will say to somebody in his own inimitable way ‘Why have you not briefed me on that?’ and he’ll be told ‘You were told that yesterday.’” The source adds: “Physically I think Covid has had a huge impact, definitely.”

This sense of being fine one day and not so fine the next echoes many reports about the long-tail effects of Covid. David Lat, editor of the Above the Law legal blog, wrote in the Los Angeles Times in July after 17 days in hospital: “Recovering from a severe case of COVID-19 is not like switching a light on or off. It’s more like a dimmer switch, where the light gets brighter, then darker, then brighter again.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Milo and POTUS posted:

lmao I've never heard of this. That's the most american thing I've ever heard

Topical (in more ways than one): Gee, that's too bad

Is it more or less American than Ronnie removing the solar panels from the White House grounds?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I've known about that for a while. I'd say it's probably about equal. One seems more motivated by petty spite which is american as apple pie. The other conspicuous consumption of garbage media. It's a toss up

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Speaking of prime minister death


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj48Rvp1c

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've known about that for a while. I'd say it's probably about equal. One seems more motivated by petty spite which is american as apple pie. The other conspicuous consumption of garbage media. It's a toss up

i can't see any other answer than spite

all the "ugh it looks uglyyyy" people fuckin hate windmills too

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