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introducing papa john's new sushi pizza, with tomato sauce, cheese and piles of raw tuna. enjoy with our world-famous garlic dipping sauce. limited time offer as the tuna is already a bit off
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Oct 1, 2020 17:21
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better idea - poké pizza pokéza edit: google is telling me this is already a thing
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Oct 1, 2020 17:34
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Mozi posted:better idea - poké pizza Pizza in your pocket?
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Oct 1, 2020 18:16
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half these pizzas look like the pizza freddy ate where the meatballs were teenager's heads actually, they look far worse. I think i'd rather eat the soul pizza than anything from Brazil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQBocbDHwE
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Oct 1, 2020 21:14
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Brazil's Mr. Fatias keeps up an unwaivering commitment to provide 3 packets of ketchup and two mayos with every pizza. Can he be convinced to stop? Probably not. When your cheese is already a liquid intaglio squeezed out atop a hambed, you are going to want your finishing sauce to be added with a firm grip on a lil bag. Its the Brazilian way. 
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Oct 2, 2020 09:16
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Don Onofre's Restaurant is not Brazil's sole Godfather themed pizzeria but it is the only one that focuses strictly on the "look how they massacred my boy" scene and Don Onofre himself walks out to your table, mouth and jowl wadded with paper napkins, hoarsely mumbles the line and then serves you "The Sonnny". 
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Oct 2, 2020 09:23
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In D&D I'm used to fighting many types of slime but this is new.
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Oct 2, 2020 09:35
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Brazil's Pizza Tutti-Frutti is like a megaman boss but you don't realize that until you've already transited into the pre-boss ante chamber and can't turn back. You are getting some serious loving fruit pizza and there is nothing you can do about it.   On the plus side if you can finish it all in one sitting you are going to have that Prune-Fig-Cherry-Peach fruitbuster power for yourself. So dig in.
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Oct 2, 2020 09:43
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shadow puppet of a posted:
my rear end in a top hat hurts looking at this
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Oct 2, 2020 10:16
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shadow puppet of a posted:Don Onofre's Restaurant is not Brazil's sole Godfather themed pizzeria but it is the only one that focuses strictly on the "look how they massacred my boy" scene and Don Onofre himself walks out to your table, mouth and jowl wadded with paper napkins, hoarsely mumbles the line and then serves you "The Sonnny". I refuse to acknowledge this as food It's something they scooped out of the drain.
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Oct 2, 2020 10:40
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Jesus Christ, they did that so he couldn’t even have an open box...
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Oct 2, 2020 14:18
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Friend of mine just sent this to me. He's going to eat this. 
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Oct 2, 2020 19:14
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That's a cry for help. Rorschach 'za from فرن و صاج المجد in Baisour, Lebanon  Trash-grilled pizza from an alley in Vietnam.  It comes out looking surprisingly good, it's more the general filth that lets it down. 
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Oct 2, 2020 19:44
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how the gently caress you gonna say this looks disgusting Snackula posted:It comes out looking surprisingly good, it's more the general filth that lets it down. but you think this looks "surprisingly good"
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Oct 2, 2020 19:52
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Venezuela these two are from the same place. I think they only make pizza 30+ inches  
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Oct 2, 2020 19:58
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The last couple look fine from what I can see given that the photos appear to be taken during some kind of zombie feeding frenzy event where the pizza is acting as a stand in for human remains
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Oct 2, 2020 20:04
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??? 
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Oct 2, 2020 20:20
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shadow puppet of a posted:Brazil's Pizza Tutti-Frutti is like a megaman boss but you don't realize that until you've already transited into the pre-boss ante chamber and can't turn back. You are getting some serious loving fruit pizza and there is nothing you can do about it. The two pieces of tomato pesto or whatever are the most normal looking thing considered pizza I've seen from Brazil. Although it's of course attached to a crazy pizza. Couldn't have just made one normal one.
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Oct 2, 2020 22:44
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What the gently caress is wrong with Brazil?
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Oct 3, 2020 00:05
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Are you ready? We're going to Laos.   🔥Hot out there with all those pizzas? Cool down with a nice iced coffee🧊    Nothing as bad as Brazil. I don't think any country I've tried has really even come close.
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Oct 3, 2020 00:52
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wouldquote:quote:quote:
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Oct 3, 2020 01:01
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What's the deal with all these slime pizzas?
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Oct 3, 2020 01:11
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Flannelette posted:What's the deal with all these slime pizzas? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUqlbjxznZA
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Oct 3, 2020 01:17
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Argentina    
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Oct 3, 2020 01:29
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TheAardvark posted:Argentina thats what you get when you let former nazis make pizza 
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Oct 3, 2020 01:34
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alright. alright. i could at least probably uncomfortably eat these
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Oct 3, 2020 01:43
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Argentina, and really all of South America is basically cheating.     the guy that cooked this one HAS to be some kind of pervert   
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Oct 3, 2020 02:10
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A lot of these pizzas should have just been left in the oven til they were carbon, and hopefully send the restaurant up in flames too.
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Oct 3, 2020 04:04
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TheAardvark posted:all of South America is basically cheating. 
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Oct 3, 2020 06:37
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No whole olives!
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Oct 3, 2020 10:33
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shadow puppet of a posted:Don Onofre's Restaurant is not Brazil's sole Godfather themed pizzeria but it is the only one that focuses strictly on the "look how they massacred my boy" scene and Don Onofre himself walks out to your table, mouth and jowl wadded with paper napkins, hoarsely mumbles the line and then serves you "The Sonnny". The bonus jizz notwithstanding, what's the gunky cheese or cheese-like product all those Brazilian places seem to use? It seems to resist even the hottest garbage-fired ovens efforts to impart any colour at all.
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Oct 3, 2020 13:15
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sauer kraut posted:The bonus jizz notwithstanding, what's the gunky cheese or cheese-like product all those Brazilian places seem to use? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catupiry
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Oct 3, 2020 14:17
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It's Brazil's answer to Provel (in squeeze form!)
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Oct 3, 2020 14:42
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Oct 3, 2020 18:41
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catupiry sounds like a genital parasite, which is a step up from how it looks.
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Oct 3, 2020 19:29
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C'mon, there's nothing wrong with that other than the over-load of cheese striping. It just looks like a pepperoni pizza with basil on it. I don't think "Too much of what looks like goat cheese" renders that "Worst pizza ever".
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Oct 3, 2020 19:33
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This one is actually good, just gotta spread that goat cheese (or ricotta  ) across the rest of the slice
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Oct 3, 2020 19:58
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Big Beef City posted:C'mon, there's nothing wrong with that other than the over-load of cheese striping. It just looks like a pepperoni pizza with basil on it. I don't think "Too much of what looks like goat cheese" renders that "Worst pizza ever". feel free to contribute friend, i just loled at putting that souless mask in a restaurants official pic of a pizza.
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The problem is that it’s a dali maski but the pizza is very boring.
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