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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




wait we were all supposed to jerk off simultaneously?

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Well to be clear I actually hope he has a super terrible case of the rona that goes on for a while and causes severe suffering and I'm totally indifferent about whether he eventually recovers from it. I just don't want him to get over this in a week or two and reinforce his "just the flu" narrative.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Welp, wrap it up folks. we have just witnessed the pinnacle of posting.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


Well at least he's verbal

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

cspam gonna be like if the funniest joke in the world sketch was a highly contagious disease when trump bites it

im already showing symptoms lmao

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
i work in clinical/commercial mAb production and the idea of just shooting someone up with a bigly dose of PIIIA clinical polyclonal antibodies is making me 😬

then i remember it's trump and i have a lol

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009


this tingled my brain

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Isnt china testing a covid vaccine right now

Why are they pumping him full of random drugs

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Neurolimal posted:

Isnt china testing a covid vaccine right now

Why are they pumping him full of random drugs

Vaccines aren't a treatment, they're a prevention.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
dr, plz shoot the experimental meds...

...straight into my dick

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Neurolimal posted:

Isnt china testing a covid vaccine right now

Why are they pumping him full of random drugs

If you have to go out, go out happy.

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
uh having a public crowd, not checked, getting a direct line of sight from the street to the president.....is this a normal landing location for the president at walter reed hospital?

THS
Sep 15, 2017

if he actually dies that’s going to be Really Something

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/historyofarmani/status/1312154226747797505?s=21

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


choosing to believe this is advanced cg technology

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1312158400352972800?s=21

Rollie Fingers
Jul 28, 2002

Boris Johnson almost died. His condition had deteriorated enough one night that there was a real chance he wouldn't make it.

I hope Covid FC doesn't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Right now I'm 95% convinced that this is just Trump having a panic attack, based solely on how fast it's all going, but if not lmao

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


can't wait pelosi's eulogy for trump where she talks about how bold of a leader he was and how she truly respected him

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

rename thread sent to walter reed hospital for believing in polls

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Rollie Fingers posted:

Boris Johnson almost died. His condition had deteriorated enough one night that there was a real chance he wouldn't make it.

I hope Covid FC doesn't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again.

Boris Johnson is 20 years younger than Trump, who is also morbidly obese, eats like a goon, possibly had a stroke recently, and most importantly was face-to-face with an infected person for several hours over the course of several days. Looking at it objectively, there is a hell of a lot more going against Trump making it through COVID unscathed compared to Johnson or Bolsonaro.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


TeenageArchipelago posted:

Right now I'm 95% convinced that this is just Trump having a panic attack, based solely on how fast it's all going, but if not lmao

no way, 0% chance he would be doing this if he hadn't been forced to

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but he is 20 years older than BoJo and way fatter.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Stairmaster posted:

rename thread sent to walter reed hospital for believing in polls

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


yes, I am calling out Kim Jong Un for liberalism

Soap Scum
Aug 8, 2003



Chillgamesh posted:

Boris Johnson is 20 years younger than Trump, who is also morbidly obese, eats like a goon, possibly had a stroke recently, and most importantly was face-to-face with an infected person for several hours over the course of several days. Looking at it objectively, there is a hell of a lot more going against Trump making it through COVID unscathed compared to Johnson or Bolsonaro.

also has a poorly kept secret cocaine habit that has probably shredded a good chunk of his respiratory system already

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Augus posted:

no way, 0% chance he would be doing this if he hadn't been forced to

Would you want to be the one fired because you told Trump he was fine, he just needed to take a few deep breaths and watch a highlight real of kickass scenes from gladiator?

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

CodeJanitor posted:

uh having a public crowd, not checked, getting a direct line of sight from the street to the president.....is this a normal landing location for the president at walter reed hospital?

Yeah it always lands on the lawn.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

RottenK posted:

god if trump croaks because some pharma huckster wanted to make a quick buck it's gonna own so hard

He's gonna get James Garfield'ed

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Stairmaster posted:

rename thread sent to walter reed hospital for believing in polls

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

it will 100% own if trump had a mild case of covid that would've easily passed, but his insisting on a quack treatment made him kick the bucket

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but he is 20 years older than BoJo and way fatter.

lmao there's gonna be an obscene amount of tax money blown on keeping this gently caress and his inner circle alive

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Trump is a huge germaphobe too so this is probably inducing a lot of stress in him lmfao

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1312100547890044928

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

rather forward-thinking of donald trump to take a moonshot and bring on a passing nosferatu into his cabinet

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


you answered your own question there, doctor

THS
Sep 15, 2017

what kind of monument should they build on the national mall if trump dies

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/lrozen/status/1312163130202488833?s=20

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Not shocked that Trump took the experimental pharmaceuticals. One of his favorite policies has been allowing patients "access" to experimental treatment. He literally believes that government
safety regulations only prevent people from getting new treatments in time.

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
trump will rise from this more powerful than any could have believed

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