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Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLBBRuVDOo4

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Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames

they kinda look cold but it's only 65 degrees in dc today so you may be right

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
They had to speed up the video of Trump boarding Marine One.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean if he is going to the hospital it’s bad.

he is way to obsessed with looking strong for that

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
how far along would he be to be getting really bad symptoms? isn't it usually about a week in?

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

he looks perfectly healthy (for him) walking to the chopper

leaning more towards eating news cycles + not even giving biden coverage via debates + STRONG MAN HEALS

HAMAS HATE BOAT
Jun 5, 2010
from the roni? sure. from high dosage of experimental drugs jammed into the faltering heart of an obese 80 yr old mcdonalds golem? possibly quicker

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3E3RGMMLRv4

breadnsucc
Jun 1, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

mobby_6kl posted:

And then he wakes from the coma during the Chelsea administration.

lmao put me back in a coma

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1312172504148893698

Stop getting my hopes up, Jim!

breadnsucc
Jun 1, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
lmao trump is probably just pretending so he can make a glorious come back and say, "hey look it was nothin' im fine!"

(which is exactly what will happen regardless of whether or not he has it or not if he survives)

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009



Ayup.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


lol

breadnsucc
Jun 1, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

now do one for biden and have them debate

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
The Emperor Has No Lungs

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!

Tempora Mutantur posted:

there's no way we're this lucky

or maybe it's just whoever comes next is The Smiler

you're gonna look back on the trump years as the good days so just go with it and enjoy

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/1312183885879341056

STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP JIM

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

breadnsucc posted:

now do one for biden and have them debate

I will not soil my superior photoshopping skills.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
really excited to see how the dark forces of 2020 somehow turn this into bad news

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Dreylad posted:

how far along would he be to be getting really bad symptoms? isn't it usually about a week in?

I think it was like 4-7 days after getting the first symptoms and once there it took another week for it to start getting really bad.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

HAMAS HATE BOAT
Jun 5, 2010
trump has heart disease and insufflates Drugs and is fat like bacon pig and getting roni tested all the time probably damages your sinuses or pokes a hole to the brain and he takes medical advice from economists so there's above average chance of some absolutely world class Content

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

hope is a mistake

theHUNGERian
Feb 23, 2006

If Pence gets to be Pres. can he still cast a vote to break ties in the senate?

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

theHUNGERian posted:

If Pence gets to be Pres. can he still cast a vote to break ties in the senate?

No, that goes to Pelosi

The Senate is going to be a tie if one more person gets coronavirus

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

is horny still prohibited? because loving lmao please let it happen

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
october surprise coming in hot.

if the experimental drugs don’t get him the post covid recovery surprise stroke might (this has been getting many people).

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

ded posted:

hope is a mistake

That's why I need Jim to stop. :argh:

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


president dead, so what?

this is a joke, he's still alive at the time of this post

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
I take it back.

The dead harambe timeline kicks rear end.

breadnsucc
Jun 1, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
there was a trump rally tomorrow the counter protest is going to be tense as gently caress (it just turned into a dying trump party lmao)

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


skooma512 posted:

I take it back.

The dead harambe timeline kicks rear end.

you gotta hand it to the authors because I am seriously intrigued what will happen in the great December season finale

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


*"Astronomia" cues up*

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Live Free posted:

they kinda look cold but it's only 65 degrees in dc today so you may be right

65 is really cold tho

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Meme Emulator posted:

65 is really cold tho

You from California too?

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Roth posted:

You from California too?

No virginia so im only a state away, but i forgot theyre all native new yorkers

Cnidaria
Apr 10, 2009

It's all politics, Mike.

65 is shorts weather

I live an hour from DC and it was fine out today lol

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
https://twitter.com/politicoalex/status/1312237003795238912

Things keep improving!

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theHUNGERian
Feb 23, 2006

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