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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


If you don't chew Big Red, then gently caress you

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Full screen

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I finally saw Walk Hard a few weeks ago and lost it so hard at "Worst case of being cut in half I've ever seen" that I don't remember the rest of the film

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Antioch posted:

Walk Hard is on Cineplex streaming for $4.99. I know this because I happily paid the $4.99 to watch it. I will send you the $4.99 to watch it.
https://www.justwatch.com/ca/movie/walk-hard-the-dewey-cox-story

It's on Netflix right now, added it to my list last night after these posts, I'll probably watch it this weekend

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I should get a VPN just to watch it on American Netflix.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
There is a terrible, repressed part of me that needs that mug.

Edit: tankard. Whatever

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

i miss early 2000s internet messageboard culture. like when people still used :-) as a smilie and youd always have one motherfucker with a mean looking vegeta avatar who was like "the flamer" of the community, sharing homestarrunner videos the day they came out, nerds committing IRC intrigue, and so on

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shibawanko posted:

i miss early 2000s internet messageboard culture. like when people still used :-) as a smilie and youd always have one motherfucker with a mean looking vegeta avatar who was like "the flamer" of the community, sharing homestarrunner videos the day they came out, nerds committing IRC intrigue, and so on

:same:

If I could somehow relive the sense of wonder that was the internet from 1994 to 2004, I would be a very happy man.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Iron Crowned posted:

:same:

If I could somehow relive the sense of wonder that was the internet from 1994 to 2004, I would be a very happy man.

I don't think my dick could take that kind of abuse again.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

madeintaipei posted:

I don't think my dick could take that kind of abuse again.

Back in my day, you would get on Web Crawler and spend 20 minutes searching for "big rear end tiddies," then it would take 30 minutes to download a single .gif, and we were happy! :bahgawd:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Iron Crowned posted:

Back in my day, you would get on Web Crawler and spend 20 minutes searching for "big rear end tiddies," then it would take 30 minutes to download a single .gif, and we were happy! :bahgawd:

Alright someone posted Cool Devices on Usenet....aww gently caress, only 1399 of 1400 parts are here.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Iron Crowned posted:

Back in my day, you would get on Web Crawler and spend 20 minutes searching for "big rear end tiddies," then it would take 30 minutes to download a single .gif, and we were happy! :bahgawd:

Remember when teasers for what I would now call a cam-girl site were on AOL? Keyword: Teasing Terri.

Remember when people smiled while making porn?

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
I was thinking about reconstructing a niche message board that I was on, it became unhosted in like 2009. But the guy who owned the old domain gave me the .sql file. One of these days I'm going to take a hard look at seeing if I can cram it into currently-existing forum software, because it contains thousands of posts from my idiot teenage self. Assuming it's possible.

I wonder if the proliferation of other social media sites is what killed half of them, or if people naturally get less stoked about socializing as they get older. Or, nerds over time learn to socialize better irl and see less of a refuge in pouring yourself out on a message board.

rockinricky
Mar 27, 2003

twistedmentat posted:

Alright someone posted Cool Devices on Usenet....aww gently caress, only 1399 of 1400 parts are here.

And there's no PAR files. Dammit.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Shibawanko posted:

IRC intrigue

In 2002 I went on a date with a girl I met on IRC and she spent the entire evening talking about IRC drama, and let me tell you nothing is less interesting than a second hand account of the time someone you've never heard of gave +o to someone else you've never heard of in a channel you've never read.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Shibawanko posted:

i miss early 2000s internet messageboard culture. like when people still used :-) as a smilie and youd always have one motherfucker with a mean looking vegeta avatar who was like "the flamer" of the community, sharing homestarrunner videos the day they came out, nerds committing IRC intrigue, and so on

O'Reilly messageboards...

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

wesleywillis posted:

O'Reilly messageboards...

Your user name reminded me that I saw Wesley Willis on Sept 11th 2001.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

twistedmentat posted:

Your user name reminded me that I saw Wesley Willis on Sept 11th 2001.

Good lord almighty.

I saw, and got many headbutts from, Wesley Willis, but it was in the late 90s - you seeing WW on that date is some sort of sorcery.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

madeintaipei posted:

Remember when teasers for what I would now call a cam-girl site were on AOL? Keyword: Teasing Terri.

Remember when people smiled while making porn?

Sounds like you're watching miserable porn now lol

Der-Wreck
Feb 13, 2006
Friday nights are for Wapner!


This reminds me of the days on SA where there was a whole megathread about bad webcomics, Megatokyo being one. CAD was a classic along with Questionable Content and The Least I Could Do.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

twistedmentat posted:

Your user name reminded me that I saw Wesley Willis on Sept 11th 2001.

Goddam, I'm so pissed I never got to see him live.
I think I mentioned it in another thread, but I was supposed to see him on what was, or would have been his last tour, but then it got cancelled.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
I'm trying to find a video of Viagra's "remember that guy?" commercial from 2004'ish. It was about how this middle-aged guy took Viagra and then just wanted to gently caress his wife all the time, and the commercial ends with making his best sexhaver face while sprouting blue devil horns (from the "V" in Viagra).

It was the corniest loving commercial and I want to laugh at it again. I can find plenty of articles referencing it (since the FDA had it pulled), but I've had no luck finding a video. If anybody can track this video down, you will be my hero.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

Shine posted:

I'm trying to find a video of Viagra's "remember that guy?" commercial from 2004'ish. It was about how this middle-aged guy took Viagra and then just wanted to gently caress his wife all the time, and the commercial ends with making his best sexhaver face while sprouting blue devil horns (from the "V" in Viagra).

It was the corniest loving commercial and I want to laugh at it again. I can find plenty of articles referencing it (since the FDA had it pulled), but I've had no luck finding a video. If anybody can track this video down, you will be my hero.

https://adland.tv/adnews/viagra-wild-thing-2004-030-usa

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha thank you so much!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

wesleywillis posted:

Goddam, I'm so pissed I never got to see him live.
I think I mentioned it in another thread, but I was supposed to see him on what was, or would have been his last tour, but then it got cancelled.

It was a great show. We chanted "gently caress bush!' with him for a while.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007



Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

je1 healthcare posted:

I was thinking about reconstructing a niche message board that I was on, it became unhosted in like 2009. But the guy who owned the old domain gave me the .sql file. One of these days I'm going to take a hard look at seeing if I can cram it into currently-existing forum software, because it contains thousands of posts from my idiot teenage self. Assuming it's possible.

I wonder if the proliferation of other social media sites is what killed half of them, or if people naturally get less stoked about socializing as they get older. Or, nerds over time learn to socialize better irl and see less of a refuge in pouring yourself out on a message board.

I’m fairly certain Reddit killed a bunch of them as well. Boards require setup knowledge and hosting costs have to be paid by someone, and moderating is a thankless job because the Venn diagram of knowledgeable people and grognards who want to keep the rabble out is a circle.

Some boards just shoot themselves in the foot by upgrading to a “better” version of vBulletin and having a boatload of people complain about the good old times where the board was still fast and the design was better. Others just get hacked every month because the admin doesn’t know how to patch servers. Reddit - for all its other myriad flaws - takes that out of your hands, so starting some niche forum and lording over it is trivial.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Sweet jesus :stare:. That must sitting on a solid piece of reinforced steel to take the weight.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Sweet jesus :stare:. That must sitting on a solid piece of reinforced steel to take the weight.

Couldn't find the specs for that one but the NEC ultrawide from the same year weighed 25 lbs

Uncle Lloyd
Sep 2, 2019

Laserjet 4P posted:

I’m fairly certain Reddit killed a bunch of them as well. Boards require setup knowledge and hosting costs have to be paid by someone, and moderating is a thankless job because the Venn diagram of knowledgeable people and grognards who want to keep the rabble out is a circle.

Some boards just shoot themselves in the foot by upgrading to a “better” version of vBulletin and having a boatload of people complain about the good old times where the board was still fast and the design was better. Others just get hacked every month because the admin doesn’t know how to patch servers. Reddit - for all its other myriad flaws - takes that out of your hands, so starting some niche forum and lording over it is trivial.

From what I’ve heard Facebook Groups is the other major destination for the exodus from message boards. And that makes sense to some extent for communities where media plays a large role since Facebook makes it much easier to manage and display images/video. I occasionally consider making a Facebook account for the purpose of joining various groups, but I never seem to quite get around to it.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Winklebottom posted:

Couldn't find the specs for that one but the NEC ultrawide from the same year weighed 25 lbs


I would guess it was a rear projection setup based on the way the screen looked.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Uncle Lloyd posted:

Facebook makes it much easier to manage and display images/video.
It really doesn't. You get absolutely no control over how anything is cropped or laid out.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tiggum posted:

It really doesn't. You get absolutely no control over how anything is cropped or laid out.

And whether or not an image link even shows the picture is a complete crapshiit.

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

Laserjet 4P posted:

Some boards just shoot themselves in the foot by upgrading to a “better” version of vBulletin and having a boatload of people complain about the good old times where the board was still fast and the design was better.

I do everything on a tethered 4G connection and sometimes my provider likes to throttle me to 50kb/s and due to its archaic nature SA is one of the few places on the 2020 internet that's actually usable at those speeds.

Uncle Lloyd
Sep 2, 2019

Tiggum posted:

It really doesn't. You get absolutely no control over how anything is cropped or laid out.

Well isn't that true for most any forum software? I meant more in terms of how things are uploaded and displayed. I cannot count how many times I've seen messages to the effect of "edit: not sure why pictures aren't showing up" on various forums. One I am on that uses an outdated version of I think IP Board has no fewer than three ways to display images--embedded from Imgur or similar, a single image upload, or uploading an album, and one of my ad blockers I think breaks the latter two.

ToxicToast
Dec 7, 2006
Thanks, I'm flattered.

Shibawanko posted:

i miss early 2000s internet messageboard culture. like when people still used :-) as a smilie and youd always have one motherfucker with a mean looking vegeta avatar who was like "the flamer" of the community, sharing homestarrunner videos the day they came out, nerds committing IRC intrigue, and so on

I really miss that as well and that is why I still visit here :-) I also like to look around the GameFAQs boards just for pure nostalgia as well. That is another place on the internet that has not really changed in decades. I visit reddit but is awful. For example, every time I visit reddit's /video games it is nothing but posts like "I have not played a video game ever and for my birthday I got myself a switch!" or a post of some fanart that was stolen.

I visit lots of old topic boards and some of them are still a little active but the last 5 years have really killed them off.

I remember visiting message boards a must for certain hobbies/interests before youtube because they were the only way you could find that specific information but youtube has replaced message boards for looking up how to do stuff as well.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

shame on an IGA posted:

I remember the night they started running the text bumpers instead of swimming pool graphics

I had a Stepmania file for the song from the swimming pool Adult Swim bumper. That is maybe the most 2000s thing I can personally remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upDkas0_WpU

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Back in YE OLDE Netflix days, they had original Blue Gender on there. I flipped my poo poo and watched it and hot drat was there alot of dying and tits. :qq: magical

In 99? 00? my friend slept over and convinced my parents to rent Princess Mononoke. It blew me away, and I never looked and DBZ or Pokemon the same way again. It set the bar so loving high that it ruined Akira and Ninja Scroll for me when I saw them a few years later.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Around this time Teletoon in Canada would show Ninja Scroll uncensored on late night tv, also Patlabour. They must have shown other Anime movie but I cannot remember.

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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?




I went on a deep dive a while back of all the webcomics I used to read. Finding out that Megatokyo is still updating (and I use the term 'updating' loosely) kind of made me sad.

(They also got a bunch of Kickstarter money for a visual novel that never came out, which doesn't surprise me at all.)

Vandar has a new favorite as of 01:36 on Oct 13, 2020

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