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Guavanaut posted:All the conspiracies are part of one thing that branches off of itself like mercury being heated in a tank. I am intrigued about Denver Int'l Airport. The wiki article obliquely references some conspiracies but doesn't say what they are.
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I think there's persistent rumours about it having an underground tunnel complex. Which, I think it does, but I can't remember what it's for, it's probably not full of mole people though. There's also a big art gallery somewhere I think in california that has similar rumours but the reason for it having underground tunnels is because it's where they put the art when the state catches fire.
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/oct/05/paul-dacre-ofcom-regulator-mail Strong potential for "Ah well, nevertheless" when Dacre takes over Ofcom to use it settle his and the govt's scores. I also saw the head of the appointments commission saying on twitter how the appointment process is very robust and it will follow the correct process etc., I'm sure he believes it
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OwlFancier posted:I also think that some kinds of religion predispose you to running straight to the top of that chart because they already require you to believe that everything is operating according to some plan you can't comprehend and that that is the most credible reason for things happening. Try to apply it to chaotic fuzz and you get all kinds of ghosts coming out of the woodwork. Bobstar posted:I am intrigued about Denver Int'l Airport. The wiki article obliquely references some conspiracies but doesn't say what they are. It's almost certainly not being used for satanic NWO sacrifices though.
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OwlFancier posted:I saw it breifly last night, seems like someone put out a loose change video or something and a bunch of mush brained anti mask people are going nuts, I didn't pay much attention cos that's just what they do. God Loose Change, that brings back memories
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It seems to be mostly about the UK and Irish lockdowns being bullshit. Which they are, because the UK badly hosed up the first two weeks of the virus, but that's not what they're mad about.
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Bobstar posted:I am intrigued about Denver Int'l Airport. The wiki article obliquely references some conspiracies but doesn't say what they are. I think the conspiracies are based around the fact that it is oddly massive for where it is (so it probably does have some Cold War poo poo as Gavanaut mentioned), but mainly that it has these weird murals: 
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I've been hearing bizarre rumours of an extensive series of underground tunnels below London, inhabited twice daily by a pitiable race of worker drones forced to toil pointlessly their entire lives by an international cabal of big businesses.
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https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1313036586376990723?s=20 What a complete non-surprise.
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Entirely unsurprising that coplord keir starmer can only imagine ordering the killings rather than being the subject of them. Also loving howling: https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1313030662539161600 "They've been doing it for ages illegally so we'd better make it legal"
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Oct 5, 2020 10:38
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How can you expect police to stop child abuse gangs if you don't allow them to infiltrate and abuse children and take payment from the gang to stay quiet and then rob the council offices and destroy paperwork about the abuse?
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Oct 5, 2020 10:48
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So it turns out the test and trace system missed 16,000 covid cases because our "world beating" system runs on loving EXCEL! https://twitter.com/search?q=Excel&src=trend_click&vertical=trends https://twitter.com/AndyMacDroo/status/1313048639573499904 Guys it is not hard to spin up a sql database what the hell are they doing!?
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1965917 posted:So it turns out the test and trace system missed 16,000 covid cases because our "world beating" system runs on loving EXCEL! Everything runs on excel. My pharma job has lots of fancy visualisation platforms, and machine learning thingies, but most of the day to day work I get done with some VLOOKUP and conditional formatting E: while forumsposting
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Can't believe John didn't die when NME died. Guess that's the power of being stuck in the 90s and thinking Pulp was the height of western civilisation
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Failed Imagineer posted:Everything runs on excel. My pharma job has lots of fancy visualisation platforms, and machine learning thingies, but most of the day to day work I get done with some VLOOKUP and conditional formatting Same but electrical infrastructure for trains, though I write the software not touch the excel but still. e: "The tables must get filled" is a sentence I hear on a regular basis. Private Speech fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Oct 5, 2020 |
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I love it when work sends me giant excel files full of information on every supermarket in the country and some sort of cross-linking that doesn't work once migrated out of the internal network.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Everything runs on excel. My pharma job has lots of fancy visualisation platforms, and machine learning thingies, but most of the day to day work I get done with some VLOOKUP and conditional formatting Same. Also because I'm not a statistician I'm not given the proper stats programs but I do have R Studio which I learned to drive on a MPH course. My clinical colleagues treat it like it's powered by voodoo.
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1965917 posted:So it turns out the test and trace system missed 16,000 covid cases because our "world beating" system runs on loving EXCEL! to add to this: the reason that it reached its maximum size is they were tracking each individual case by column not row
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Naa I'm sorry this is just awful, just because other companies do it for much smaller amounts of data doesn't make it ok. And their solution to the problem seems to be "just make more excel files". Its a drat mess, how the hell are you supposed to search that? Jose posted:to add to this: the reason that it reached its maximum size is they were tracking each individual case by column not row I don't understand, just....why? 1965917 fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Oct 5, 2020 |
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Oct 5, 2020 11:18
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Can't wait for that spreadsheet to be leaked. Really cool and good data management there.
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The money has been awarded so the purpose of the contract has been fulfilled. Dwelling on it beyond that is rude frankly
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knox_harrington posted:Same. Also because I'm not a statistician I'm not given the proper stats programs One look at a raw IQR calculation and you're naked but for a plant pot on your head and writing Harry Potter fan-fiction about Bayes and doing things like Jose posted:to add to this: the reason that it reached its maximum size is they were tracking each individual case by column not row  1965917 posted:Naa I'm sorry this is just awful, just because other companies do it for much smaller amounts of data doesn't make it ok.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Everything runs on excel. My pharma job has lots of fancy visualisation platforms, and machine learning thingies, but most of the day to day work I get done with some VLOOKUP and conditional formatting Even better is when they decide to replace excel so they splash out on new software that is basically excel but with reduced functionality, but it's validated so that's all they care about
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Wish could be suprised, one of my first jobs was working for a public body around 08/09, and they were using Excel to store private information, despite it being both a tedious ballache and security risk (at that particular place) It was also incompatable with their other system, so basically had to enter everything twice.
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1965917 posted:Naa I'm sorry this is just awful, just because other companies do it for much smaller amounts of data doesn't make it ok. I guarantee the data I'm talking about is larger than any COVID tracking database, probably by an order of magnitude. I'm not saying it's OK, it's just funny. Wouldn't honestly surprise me if humanity is wiped out by a malevolent AI triggered by an unclosed parenthesis formula in cell AAABX276355
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Yes I am working on the covid file and not just playing spy hunter all day.
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https://twitter.com/pernilleru/status/1313051137877192704?s=21 lol
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Jose posted:to add to this: the reason that it reached its maximum size is they were tracking each individual case by column not row murder me
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Whom among us could have foreseen this?
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OwlFancier posted:I saw it breifly last night, seems like someone put out a loose change video or something and a bunch of mush brained anti mask people are going nuts, I didn't pay much attention cos that's just what they do. There’s a worrying amount of them. I’m concerned we’ve hit the point that the US is at and ‘it’s just the flu’ just went mainstream in the UK.
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Jose posted:to add to this: the reason that it reached its maximum size is they were tracking each individual case by column not row bahahaha, loving hell. How do they even know it's only 16k cases they've missed? Unless all the extra cases were just on another tab on an excel sheet with the maximum columns being 16k? ... I am thinking that this is what the computer 'glitch' was
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Regarde Aduck posted:There’s a worrying amount of them. I’m concerned we’ve hit the point that the US is at and ‘it’s just the flu’ just went mainstream in the UK. I mean was it ever not? When has the UK public ever been conscious of the material consequences of their actions?
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