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Fahrvergnügen 34 25.95%
Lederhosen 41 31.30%
Schnitzelhasen 56 42.75%
Total: 131 votes
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Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
I sincerely hope that nothing comes from that, especially because I have no idea what it would mean for my own marriage. Why the gently caress can't they leave well enough alone. There isn't a religious reason, just bigotry and a want to force their poo poo on others.

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Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
I know it was already posted but he’s openly calling for poll intimidation again.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313136308152401922?s=20

ghost story
Sep 10, 2005
Boo.
I have no clue how that would impact my marriage. My wife has transitioned and is waiting on government paperwork processing to update new name/correct her gender.

In theory mine would be fine since at the time it was a hetero license? But who knows what is up ahead.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pine Cone Jones posted:

I sincerely hope that nothing comes from that, especially because I have no idea what it would mean for my own marriage. Why the gently caress can't they leave well enough alone. There isn't a religious reason, just bigotry and a want to force their poo poo on others.

I can’t even imagine how it would work with legal and trusts and estate principles, just ignoring the complete immorality of it. Are closed estates and probates going be re-opened because they are non invalid and so was the property distribution? I mean even during that weird California Prop 8 period, the marriages conducted were still valid.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

I know it was already posted but he’s openly calling for poll intimidation again.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313136308152401922?s=20

I opened it up and have expected it to start playing Horst Wessel Lied in the background.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The White House is pretty solidly COVID-hosed.

https://twitter.com/LisaDNews/status/1313155140417921026?s=19

Kayleigh's cousin-in-law apparently.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Oct 5, 2020

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
Good luck. Usually people have to be voluntold to help out the UPL.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

facialimpediment posted:

The White House is pretty solidly COVID-hosed.

https://twitter.com/LisaDNews/status/1313155140417921026?s=19

Kayleigh's cousin-in-law apparently.

Hot drat I don’t even think the Kim family is this bad with nepotism.

Also Cuomo is laying the down the law like crazy in his current press conference.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Another McEnany assistant just tested positive, Karoline Leavitt.

Not that this matters in the slightest, but you know:
https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1246505191551242240?s=20

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
At this point I just can’t understand how Pence doesn’t have it.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

We're into the finals for FAT BEAR WEEK! Winner goes onto the finals tomorrow against my boy 747.
https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1313146932496302081

vote early, vote often, vote with a fake email.
https://explore.org/fat-bear-week

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

At this point I just can’t understand how Pence doesn’t have it.

It’s more likely he just hasn’t tested positive yet.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

MazelTovCocktail posted:

So if we had to pick hottest WH Covid person...it’s Hope Hicks, right?

I was just thinking of fat bear challenge fe and thinking of instead of that you can also do hot Covid. I mean truthfully it’s really a personality thing I guess, do you like basic blondes, Eastern imports, or dark hair?

Obviously I’m not speaking for those who are interested in men also/solely, but unless you got a special kink (like crush death from Christie) I’m not sure you got a lot to choose from.

What the gently caress is this post

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Brute Squad posted:

We're into the finals for FAT BEAR WEEK! Winner goes onto the finals tomorrow against my boy 747.
https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1313146932496302081

vote early, vote often, vote with a fake email.
https://explore.org/fat-bear-week

GLAZER Time!


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

What the gently caress is this post

Me being very bored and goonie.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

What the gently caress is this post

:iiam:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sigh I was trying to validate my thinking that Hope Hicks looks hot.

Also how is Glazer losing?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

What the gently caress is this post

Let he who is without wood cast the first bone

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Milo and POTUS posted:

Let he who is without wood cast the first bone

Don't you need wood to cast the bone tho? :thunk:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Brute Squad posted:

We're into the finals for FAT BEAR WEEK! Winner goes onto the finals tomorrow against my boy 747.
https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1313146932496302081

vote early, vote often, vote with a fake email.
https://explore.org/fat-bear-week

Grazer made some impressive gains, god drat

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Sorry, skinny white women come way more attractive than these hate ghouls, even in my base chauvinistic impulses I keep to myself.

Like they look like Beverley Hills Crypt Keepers.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slim Pickens posted:

Grazer made some impressive gains, god drat

Yet still isn’t in the lead.


Wasabi the J posted:

Sorry, skinny white women come way more attractive than these hate ghouls, even in my base chauvinistic impulses I keep to myself.

Like they look like Beverley Hills Crypt Keepers.

Oh yeah I mean that goes without a doubt. Honestly I think it’s more that she doesn’t scream Stepford wife more then anything else. Lol

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Wasabi the J posted:

Sorry, skinny white women come way more attractive than these hate ghouls, even in my base chauvinistic impulses I keep to myself.

Beautiful post/av text combo

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Amusing how hydroxychloriquine has mysteriously lost all of its voracious support on social media after it became clear the president isn’t taking it

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Aaaaaaand Donnie's freaking out.

https://twitter.com/KellieMeyerNews/status/1313171168564842508?s=19

https://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/1313175430615240704?s=19

checkin' out AMA

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Fallom posted:

Amusing how hydroxychloriquine has mysteriously lost all of its voracious support on social media after it became clear the president isn’t taking it

I feel pretty confident it'll bounce back once he's on the mend and talks about how he was secretly taking it :wink:

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
In non Trump news

MLB player Will Middlebrooks’s friend was killed by police in East Texas while trying to break up an altercation at a gas station. You can assume the reasons why.

https://twitter.com/middlebrooks/status/1312722919257182208?s=20

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Oxygenpoisoning posted:

I know it was already posted but he’s openly calling for poll intimidation again.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313136308152401922?s=20

What's to stop me from signing up for this and then challenging the gently caress out of every red hat I see at the polls?

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen

MazelTovCocktail posted:

So if we had to pick hottest WH Covid person...it’s Hope Hicks, right?

I was just thinking of fat bear challenge fe and thinking of instead of that you can also do hot Covid. I mean truthfully it’s really a personality thing I guess, do you like basic blondes, Eastern imports, or dark hair?

Obviously I’m not speaking for those who are interested in men also/solely, but unless you got a special kink (like crush death from Christie) I’m not sure you got a lot to choose from.

https://twitter.com/arguendope/status/1312018344883687425

bengy81
May 8, 2010

BUG JUG posted:

What's to stop me from signing up for this and then challenging the gently caress out of every red hat I see at the polls?

You should sign up to be a poll watcher, it's a good time and an easy way to get involved in the political process.
I'm sure it's different when you are in southern or red states, but election judges don't put up with shenanigans from anybody, especially poll watchers.
I've done close to 3 hours of training for a job that basically amounts to sitting in the corner and not talking.
Also in Colorado, they will make you leave or take your hat off if you try to come in with any political gear on.

Edit: I'm sure it varies to some degree, state to state, but in Colorado, you aren't watching the voters for fraud, you are making sure the polling place is operating correctly.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070?s=19

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1313189642842374147?s=19

t

Also feel free to put in to be a poll worker / Election Inspector too. I'm putting in my paperwork for that now so if someone's going to get COVID at the polls, it'll be me instead of some old person.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070?s=19

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1313189642842374147?s=19

t

Also feel free to put in to be a poll worker / Election Inspector too. I'm putting in my paperwork for that now so if someone's going to get COVID at the polls, it'll be me instead of some old person.

"It's not so BAAAAD, guys, really! See? I'm better! In fact, I'm starting to wonder if 200k+ dead isn't a HOAX!" -Trump probably in a couple days.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CBJSprague24 posted:

"It's not so BAAAAD, guys, really! See? I'm better! In fact, I'm starting to wonder if 200k+ dead isn't a HOAX!" -Trump probably in a couple days.

He’s totally going the Brazil route.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Milo and POTUS posted:

If it makes you feel any better that stupid poo poo is ubiquitous in America in general.

Yeah that's true. There's just this smooth blend of guilt regret and pride when it comes to this poo poo that I don't much like at all.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Don Jr's had it:

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1313129608812912646

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CBJSprague24 posted:

Don Jr's had it:

The general journalistic scuttlebutt is that Gabriel Sherman and/or his sources are full of poo poo. But then again, isn't everyone in the Trump era?

https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1313192280971452418?s=19

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
His own doctors just said he isn’t out of the woods yet, but he’s fine to discharge.

:wtc:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

MazelTovCocktail posted:

His own doctors just said he isn’t out of the woods yet, but he’s fine to discharge.

:wtc:

VA doctors. At a VA hospital.

Sounds par for the course.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



CRUSTY MINGE posted:

VA doctors. At a VA hospital.

Sounds par for the course.

Worse, military doctors.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
Pres is pretty obviously manic. Maybe this time they'll use the 25th!

Right? Right?

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

VA doctors. At a VA hospital.

Sounds par for the course.

Ah good point. Reminds me of how my dad always jokes the Philly VA hospital is right next to the ME building.

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