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It really does. Thank you
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special mention in the categories of "wet" and "who the gently caress cuts a pizza that way"
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I wasn't aware that the humble slime mold inspired so many dishes.
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Aardvark i appreciate your horrible pizzas 'round the world posts, I love seeing these little idiosyncrasies from different countries e: to honor my girlfriends heritage here are some chilean pizzas  some pizza with carnitas (?)  pizza with ghost cum  Rucola pizza, which is fine and tasty, but this is just the saddest attempt I have ever seen.  what happens when you just write TOMOTAEOS!!!!!! in the special reguests window Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Oct 3, 2020 |
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that's a chiles relleno pizza. it probably doesn't work very well as a pizza but chiles relleno are so tasty i'd still be willing to try it.
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this is, I can only assume, a pizza burger. the last one I posted honestly looked decent. (Paraguay)
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that's a chiles relleno pizza. it probably doesn't work very well as a pizza but chiles relleno are so tasty i'd still be willing to try it. We were wondering about what they were. Honestly as with much of what's posted here I'd eat it, everythings a pizza ingredient if you're brave enough.
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TheAardvark posted:special mention in the categories of "wet" and "who the gently caress cuts a pizza that way" This one looks like someone had the worlds most organized barf on a pizza.
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So my main take away from this thread has been, if you can not tell if your pizza is a liquid or a solid you've probably made a pretty bad pizza.
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dr_rat posted:So my main take away from this thread has been, if you can not tell if your pizza is a liquid or a solid you've probably made a pretty bad pizza. "Pizza is a dish best served wet" -Ancient South American Proverb (no I did not crop this)  
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I remember eating this "scharf" kebab pizza in Switzerland. I love spicy food, but I scharfed my pants a few hours later.
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The mask is actually the pizza in this image. Can you order a pizza "wet" like you can a burrito?
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Traditionally served under harsh florescent lights.
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I honestly think this one is the worst so far, with the whole canned mushrooms and that THICK layer of melty dairy goodness. Can't wait to spend the rest of my life on the toilet after eating this
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I honestly think this one is the worst so far, with the whole canned mushrooms and that THICK layer of melty dairy goodness. Can't wait to spend the rest of my life on the toilet after eating this Don't blame the pizza for your frail constitution.
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Hey, I'm not one of those "fast food makes me poo poo" people, but that looks like it would create lactose intolerance in your body for people who didn't already have it. It's the canned mushrooms that really get me, the way they seem to both sink into and stud the inch-thick layer of raclette (more likely our friend catupiry). This has got to be the saltiest, greasiest poo poo (a lot of the others are too thin to pose a credible threat) This one I noticed that on the part closest to the camera, there's a big gouge where they tried to dig in with the cutter but it wasn't quite at the edge, so they abandoned it and approached from a different angle
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I would probably eat the pesto quarter and use the rest to smother the owner of the restaurant to death.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:This one I noticed that on the part closest to the camera, there's a big gouge where they tried to dig in with the cutter but it wasn't quite at the edge, so they abandoned it and approached from a different angle wiki posted:A cake and pie server, also called a cake shovel, pie knife, crépe spade, pie-getter, pie lifter, pie spatula, cake knife, or cake slice, is a serving utensil used in the cutting and serving of pies and cakes. Some cake and pie servers have serrated edges. Another use can be to serve pizza. In any case they tried to dig directly into uncooked wet rear end pizza and were like oh gently caress, with whatever you want to call that tool
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French Canadian posted:The mask is actually the pizza in this image. get it wet-dry- or soaked
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The worst pizza I ever had was the 2 times Domino's online ordering system randomly decided I didn't want any kind of loving sauce on the pizza. It was dry af and totally inedible. That is like a red flag event IMO. You should get an extra pop up like, "are you sure, SURE you don't want sauce??" For the record I love sauce, I usually order extra loving sauce and well done so it's wet but also not wet wet. Browned cheese is loving delicious. I'd rather take the dripping wet pizzas from this thread than try to eat a loving Domino's pizza dry as hell. Like eating dry crackers, the memory of cheese and jerky at the same time but it all tastes like something your grandma would toss out.
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 I've eaten whole scorpions before and they taste fine, but their exoskeleton bits are way too crunchy and stick to the inside of your mouth and lodge themselves between your teeth, it's annoying.
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Forgive the :brazil: but I'm a lazy man. At Frajola's Pizza they drop some of the thickest ropes of catupiry you've ever seen. Thick around as a plump (required) olive they do it.   Places like Ka Casa Di Pizza try to keep up but they can't cover the whole distance.  Any guesses as to what the blue stuff is that Pizzaria D'Gusta is serving up? No (legally required) olive so its the dessert station. What retains that kind of blue color after cooking? Cuttlefish? With banana? Probably. Bless you :brazil:  (thank you in advance to whichever goon celebrates the eventual sale of SA to jeffrey by buying :brazil: with a gross catupiry pie pic)
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shadow puppet of a posted:
Mmmmm cum pizza.
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Home of the toothpaste pizza
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Fucks sake, give me the Mestre di Pissa recipe already. It needs to become a goon tradition to cook one up is this it??? - base with a hole in it - anaemic tomato paste - an assload of chicken - local equivalent of kewpie mayo - corn and into the garbage furnace
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Me seeing the pizzas itt
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TheAardvark posted:i looked up buying catupiry online but a lot of the reviews said it gets shipped unrefrigerated and goes bad in days It’s literally just foreskin smegma
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TheAardvark posted:i looked up buying catupiry online but a lot of the reviews said it gets shipped unrefrigerated and goes bad in days Just buy ricota.
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TheAardvark posted:i looked up buying catupiry online but a lot of the reviews said it gets shipped unrefrigerated and goes bad in days Just slather queso blanco dip on pizza. Doesn't sound so bad when you put it like that.
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Death to those who do not cook their pizza long enough to let the cheese brown even a little bit.
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Can't brown your cheese too long or it fucks up the Skittles bro. But its good to know you can still get 1/3rd of an authentic Italian pizza in the deep south of brazil.
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Chrpno posted:Fucks sake, give me the Mestre di Pissa recipe already. It needs to become a goon tradition to cook one up a few (1-3) olives
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Bodhidharma posted:That pizzaburgerhotdog sounds like the most American meal of all time. You thought nothing would come from this comment when you made it last month, but you invoked der doktor, my friend! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmVMxJeNW5s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3SP8sY03_A That is their manly man brand, also known as "lazy single guy on a friday night". They also have one for "romantic" dates, one aimed at families and probably a dozen smaller ones aimed at specific markets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNNzgKIK3Bs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgW9LK3w6L8
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Mengele and Oetker, the Angels of Death
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THe good doctor has a new (at least I don't remember seeing it) pizza variety called Feliciana, which is a sour dough base pizza. It's become probably my favorite frozen pizza, it's legit good.
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