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HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1313299864772505600?s=20

Not somebody I follow but I found this funny. I don’t have twitter but this showed up below a linked tweet here.

From the “I Am Legend” wiki...
The virus kills 90% (5.4 billion out of 6 billion) of the world's population and turns 9.8% (588 million) into vampiric albino zombie-like cannibalistic mutants called Darkseekers...

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

HAmbONE posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1313299864772505600?s=20

Not somebody I follow but I found this funny. I don’t have twitter but this showed up below a linked tweet here.

From the “I Am Legend” wiki...
The virus kills 90% (5.4 billion out of 6 billion) of the world's population and turns 9.8% (588 million) into vampiric albino zombie-like cannibalistic mutants called Darkseekers...

Does that tweet seriously have a hundred and fifty thousand likes? How many of them involved money changing hands?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
there are more bot accounts created per day in twitter than the population of some states

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bob dobbs is dead posted:

there are more bot accounts created per day in twitter than the population of some states

perfectly functional website

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
:10bux: was the only good idea taxman ever had

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bob dobbs is dead posted:

:10bux: was the only good idea taxman ever had

broken clock etc

tweet:

https://twitter.com/derek8185338005/status/1313697996307980289

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


drat, I didn't know the dancing game from Kinect Star Wars was canon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84YXPw4htnQ&t=29s

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Well, good for him. I hope he stays healthy as long as possible. As far as I know, Alex Trebek has never molested, raped, or assaulted anyone, which puts him in like the top 1% of celebrities.

Also he has been humoring longmont potion castle for 20 years of prank calls and never changed his number

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1313745503000166400

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

durst surprisingly self aware

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1312880178150940678

https://twitter.com/skeletonpup/status/1313151258035978244

https://twitter.com/0ldoini/status/1313250732922015744

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I'm glad this thread is no longer "PYF Good Tweets" because this is... Not Good.

https://twitter.com/frommsb/status/1313676265652547584

But this is something to think about!

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1313658870745755648

Memento has a new favorite as of 14:07 on Oct 7, 2020

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/jeffftweets/status/1313451957453873152?s=21

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

HAmbONE posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1313299864772505600?s=20

Not somebody I follow but I found this funny. I don’t have twitter but this showed up below a linked tweet here.

From the “I Am Legend” wiki...
The virus kills 90% (5.4 billion out of 6 billion) of the world's population and turns 9.8% (588 million) into vampiric albino zombie-like cannibalistic mutants called Darkseekers...

Are you somehow new to Ben Shapiro? He's not being ironic here. This guy is beyond stupid and his post is 100% serious.

He doesn't exactly show up in this thread but he's a shining star in the social media idiots thread.

Edit: to be clear, he isn't saying "this is going to happen" he's saying "wouldn't it be epic if things played out like this, triggering the libs?" but being totally earnest about it

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 14:52 on Oct 7, 2020

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
.

Splicer has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Oct 7, 2020

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Mak0rz posted:

Are you somehow new to Ben Shapiro? He's not being ironic here. This guy is beyond stupid and his post is 100% serious.

He doesn't exactly show up in this thread but he's a shining star in the social media idiots thread.

I’ve known of him for years thanks to the internet. Most of it from here or from Fark, don’t actually seek any news on this guy. I’m Canadian and I know more international (American) pieces of poo poo by name than I do of local important people I should care about. Scrolling through his poo poo was depressing.

Could you imagine if Trump’s experimental treatment leads to an even worse virus. Most of those who survive are turned into the dreaded... ORANGESEEKERS!

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

TBH I'm surprised smol Ben referenced something so recent. For a guy who spends his days glorifying western culture the only artists he consistently name drops are composers who've been dead for hundreds of years.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

grittyreboot posted:

TBH I'm surprised smol Ben referenced something so recent. For a guy who spends his days glorifying western culture the only artists he consistently name drops are composers who've been dead for hundreds of years.

You know who else constantly referenced a glorious and golden past?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/justhumansof/status/1313846948722601984

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

You know who else constantly referenced a glorious and golden past?

That’s right, John Zerzan.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

HAmbONE posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1313299864772505600?s=20

Not somebody I follow but I found this funny. I don’t have twitter but this showed up below a linked tweet here.

From the “I Am Legend” wiki...
The virus kills 90% (5.4 billion out of 6 billion) of the world's population and turns 9.8% (588 million) into vampiric albino zombie-like cannibalistic mutants called Darkseekers...

I know that the movie is its own separate story but I find this particularly amusing since in the context of the original book that character is about being a monster who indiscriminately butchers people because he fails to recognize the humanity of those who are different.

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1313820718669475841

And that 1% will get way more cable news screen time than the 99%.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1313432966102691841?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/JustInNotOut/status/1313528763196428288

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/CAPYBARA_MAN/status/1313185926902841347

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Thread of words that little kids said wrong. Some of them are amazing.

https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1313875886718976000?s=20

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/kvanaren/status/1313841516901785602

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


This got slept on and that's a shame.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



mind the walrus posted:

This got slept on and that's a shame.

It’s got 7k likes

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1313875570992660480?s=21

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




A human hand wrought this image.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
"Show your thinking"

https://twitter.com/dexadrinn/status/1313899388226289664?s=20

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Straight White Shark posted:

I know that the movie is its own separate story but I find this particularly amusing since in the context of the original book that character is about being a monster who indiscriminately butchers people because he fails to recognize the humanity of those who are different.

I tweeted about this and some rando @-ed me all "iT wAs A jOkE". The guys entire feed was him telling people it was a joke.

I'm not sure he knows what a joke is :(

Content:

https://twitter.com/BigFashionista/status/1313513158171078656?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/LarrySabato/status/1313907277611573253

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Flint_Paper posted:

I tweeted about this and some rando @-ed me all "iT wAs A jOkE". The guys entire feed was him telling people it was a joke.

I'm not sure he knows what a joke is :(

The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.

Acid Reflux
Oct 18, 2004


As a Collins-despising Mainer, I'm gonna be wicked disappointed if I don't get one of these.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dick Trauma posted:

Thread of words that little kids said wrong. Some of them are amazing.

https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1313875886718976000?s=20

When the movie came out my friend's kid kept talking about how he wanted to go see "Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid".

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/kvanaren/status/1313843758946037760

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/misterbrilliant/status/1313892716783308800

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


My brother-in-law's cadaver was a fat centenarian who died with an erection, so now I have a goal in life.

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