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MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



Jamaican jerk chicken tamales sound pretty good actually

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Damnit now I want roti.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



MomJeans420 posted:

Jamaican jerk chicken tamales sound pretty good actually

Yeah wow now that you mention it I could slam one of those.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


MomJeans420 posted:

Jamaican jerk chicken tamales sound pretty good actually

That does sound good.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

STR posted:

I've made tamales. It's a gigantic pain in the rear end.

Same with ramen, I can make it and it comes out pretty drat good when done right, but it's a huge pain in the rear end and I'd rather not :v:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
That's why your local tamale dealer is such a treasured person in a community. They're amazing, but a complete pain to make, so when you meet someone who makes them and sells them for what is in fact an incredibly reasonable price, you hold on to that person tightly. Let them pay for their car repairs with tamales, that sort of thing.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


I only made tamales once and actually they weren't too much of a pain, but I cheated by using canned Goya hominy that I boiled and mashed, instead of from scratch masa, and they turned out really good.

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

You know what else is a pain to make? Ravioli.

Good news is that for both if you are making some you might as well make a ton. My grandmother like any good Italian woman had a family recipe for ravs, her best happened to be a Mexican woman. The families would trade ravs for tamales every christmas and boy do I miss that. I do not make the 2 days of work that went into making a bunch of ravs though.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

From A to B is a terrifying but amazing 90s documentary that offers a window into the absolute bleakness inside people actively buying into the rat race. It's just people talking about their company cars, but gives them enough rope to reveal how dreadful they are.

I think I saw it when it was shown on TV and remember thinking how terrible everyone on it was at the time, but as a historical record I think helps explain why the UK is so hosed up 30 years later.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQsMFQZa8os

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


knox_harrington posted:

From A to B is a terrifying but amazing 90s documentary that offers a window into the absolute bleakness inside people actively buying into the rat race. It's just people talking about their company cars, but gives them enough rope to reveal how dreadful they are.

I think I saw it when it was shown on TV and remember thinking how terrible everyone on it was at the time, but as a historical record I think helps explain why the UK is so hosed up 30 years later.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQsMFQZa8os


Wow this is quite something and very definitely explains the sort of mindset that got salesmen the reputation for being such utter arseholes. The guy at the end driving a BMW 320 and saying he won a company competition and was given a Supra but was wary about people judging him worse for driving something Japanese instead of German is very telling.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

knox_harrington posted:

From A to B is a terrifying but amazing 90s documentary that offers a window into the absolute bleakness inside people actively buying into the rat race. It's just people talking about their company cars, but gives them enough rope to reveal how dreadful they are.

I think I saw it when it was shown on TV and remember thinking how terrible everyone on it was at the time, but as a historical record I think helps explain why the UK is so hosed up 30 years later.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQsMFQZa8os

I love this every time it comes up because there’s so much to unpack. The guy who’s so pleased his new Astra is a saloon instead of a filthy hatchback, the guy who took the model number off his Mercedes so no one could see it was the bottom spec version. Or the guy who actively blocks overtakes from any vehicle that’s a lower spec trim than his, and of course the guy who really pissed someone off and ended up with a Maestro he despises.

It’s also fairly telling that aside from the guy with the Fiesta and possibly the BMW, all of them are boomers.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Memento posted:

That's why your local tamale dealer is such a treasured person in a community. They're amazing, but a complete pain to make, so when you meet someone who makes them and sells them for what is in fact an incredibly reasonable price, you hold on to that person tightly. Let them pay for their car repairs with tamales, that sort of thing.

This. I have a coworker that hails from the motherland (Mexico), and he makes tamales most years for the holidays. He doesn't like doing it, but he needs the money, and TBH they're pretty good.

I need to ask him if he's doing them this year. If not, I need to get my order in with Tamale House soon.

The one thing I miss about living in my most ghetto apartment was the regular door to door tamale sales. Someone would knock on the door with a massive cooler full of steaming hot tamales and say "quantos tamales?" when you opened the door (I was the token gringo in the apartment complex, so they tried to dumb down the Spanish for me even though I do speak a little). Not just during the holidays, this was at least a twice monthly thing in the year I lived there. I always kept cash near the door for tamale days. They were unpredictable as far as days they'd show up, but so, so worth it.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Oct 8, 2020

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

STR posted:

This. I have a coworker that hails from the motherland (Mexico), and he makes tamales most years for the holidays. He doesn't like doing it, but he needs the money, and TBH they're pretty good.

I need to ask him if he's doing them this year. If not, I need to get my order in with Tamale House soon.

The one thing I miss about living in my most ghetto apartment was the regular door to door tamale sales. Someone would knock on the door with a massive cooler full of steaming hot tamales and say "quantos tamales?" when you opened the door (I was the token gringo in the apartment complex, so they tried to dumb down the Spanish for me even though I do speak a little). Not just during the holidays, this was at least a twice monthly thing in the year I lived there. I always kept cash near the door for tamale days. They were unpredictable as far as days they'd show up, but so, so worth it.

There was a tamale guy who would hang out outside of bars in Logan Square in Chicago right around midnight-closing time. He’d sell em in packs of 6 for a few bucks. Everyone has cash in their pocket for tips and everyone is drunk and hungry. I don’t know how long it took to make a cooler full of tamales but I’m glad he did it.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I wish we had tamale days like that here. Hell, I wish I could get tamales here at all. But no, every "mexican" restaurant is low-effort tex-mex.

Lord Ludikrous posted:

I love this every time it comes up because there’s so much to unpack. The guy who’s so pleased his new Astra is a saloon instead of a filthy hatchback, the guy who took the model number off his Mercedes so no one could see it was the bottom spec version. Or the guy who actively blocks overtakes from any vehicle that’s a lower spec trim than his, and of course the guy who really pissed someone off and ended up with a Maestro he despises.

It’s also fairly telling that aside from the guy with the Fiesta and possibly the BMW, all of them are boomers.

British society is obsessed with social stratification, including when it comes to cars and even specific trim levels.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Lord Ludikrous posted:

It’s also fairly telling that aside from the guy with the Fiesta and possibly the BMW, all of them are boomers.

You're telling me that a documentary about people driving company cars, made in 1993, would feature mostly boomers, aka "people who were over 29 years old at the time of filming"???

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009










Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Those pictures leave me disoriented and uncomfortable. I'd really like to see a wide shot of the whole car, and then also an explanation of why.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I assume it was a vehicle that appeared at first glance to be in good condition, and then a little bit of investigation revealed that it was 94% bondo by weight

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Found a couple more.

I'm guessing it was pulled out of a lake at some point and rolled no less than 3 times.

https://imgur.com/gallery/XxUNK09

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Powershift posted:

Found a couple more.

I'm guessing it was pulled out of a lake at some point and rolled no less than 3 times.

https://imgur.com/gallery/XxUNK09

Put it back in the lake.

At first I thought that was meant to look like claw marks or something.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

StormDrain posted:

Put it back in the lake.

At first I thought that was meant to look like claw marks or something.

haha same here, I thought it was some kind of rad claw mark body work and maybe there'd be a badass tiger on the hood

there was no tiger. :smith:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

So at what point does the craton of bondo mess up the lines so bad that an enthusiast would hit the uncanny valley and try to figure out what's wrong?

Imagine some old fart at a car show standing there repeatedly looking between this car and the one next to it.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

KozmoNaut posted:

British society is obsessed with social stratification, including when it comes to cars and even specific trim levels.

I think benefit in kind tax has killed off a lot of nonsense with trim levels when it comes to company vehicles, but yeah the class system continues to gently caress us. There was an interesting documentary called Das Auto made in 2014 that explored Britain’s obsession with German cars, and the death of the British motor industry.

Unlike many previous documentaries that looked at this subject that usually blamed either the unions or management, it blamed its demise on the class system. Class made sure the relationship between the workforce and management was entirely adversarial, and the government kept bringing in various “lords” and “sirs” to try and run things who didn’t have a loving clue what they were doing. The British public was also expected to keep buying British because of course they would, it’s not like they would buy any of those filthy foreign jobs is it?

They did opt for the filthy foreign jobs.

Pham Nuwen posted:

You're telling me that a documentary about people driving company cars, made in 1993, would feature mostly boomers, aka "people who were over 29 years old at the time of filming"???

What I was getting at is like everything else that was made “back in the day” it shows boomers exhibiting the same traits they poo poo on millennials and zoomers for, but often worse. I bet at least one of the people in the documentary are amongst the miserable old fucks you find on message boards today complaining that “back in my day driving a BMW/Mercedes was a sign of prestige, now anyone who can afford the monthly payment has one :cry::cry::cry:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/mdcohen/status/1314392427663327248?s=20

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Theres a sequel to A to B:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjprNONUEfQ

Humphreys posted:

I wandered over the neighbours house when I heard swearing and shed lights on:

This MAY have been an idea I came up with while drinking beers. But didn't expect it to actually be put into place trying to fit springs and spacers into a Prado:


Humphreys fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Oct 9, 2020

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

KozmoNaut posted:

I wish we had tamale days like that here. Hell, I wish I could get tamales here at all. But no, every "mexican" restaurant is low-effort tex-mex.

This is why you really gotta search around for the hole-in-the-wall places around town. There's a place near me owned by a Mexican family & there's only like 5-6 little restaurants around the entire city, but people avoid them based on looks (a few are in old drive-thru places that went out of business but otherwise nothing out of the ordinary). They make bar-none the BEST Mexican food I've had, none of those bullshit Tex-Mex or Mex-American crap that's basically a half step up from Taco Bell.

Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.

StormDrain posted:

Put it back in the lake.

So one day someone can pull up the car with 100% weight in bondo?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Saukkis posted:

So one day someone can pull up the car with 100% weight in bondo?

A steel-grey cloud of radioactive mercury glides menacingly underneath the harsh light of a dying star. Two figures stand on the rim of a deep pit, supervising fleets of shining automatons as they go about the slow, studious work of excavation.

A siren shrieks out an insistent tone. Success! Tunneler 1x7 has found something in it's dive through endless iron oxide granules! The machine rises from the surface, bearing a curiously elongated shape in it's maw. A skeleton? A carapace? A fossil? A shadow?

"What do you think this signifies, Academician Xlub? Why here, so far from their cities?"
"Ah, poo poo. Cadet Miop, you know what this is! Remember my old Star-Hopper Bi-Neutrino?"
"The one you, uh..."
"Sent flying into a blackhole after the rad-scrubber irradiated my lower quadrant extremities? Again."
"I can see it."

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/fSnZdkB.mp4

it just keeps going

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Pretty bold to pull in behind it though I suppose not as brave as pulling out in front!

wontondestruction
Dec 3, 2012

I'm a piece of human waste who supports a culture of using gendered slurs, that leads to 78.1% of women in STEM fields experiencing sexual harassment

xzzy posted:

So at what point does the craton of bondo mess up the lines so bad that an enthusiast would hit the uncanny valley and try to figure out what's wrong?

Imagine some old fart at a car show standing there repeatedly looking between this car and the one next to it.

My god, it's seriously insanely good spackling. Must be 100lbs + on that car. OG Widebody

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Memento posted:

it just keeps going

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



STR posted:

The one thing I miss about living in my most ghetto apartment was the regular door to door tamale sales. Someone would knock on the door with a massive cooler full of steaming hot tamales and say "quantos tamales?" when you opened the door (I was the token gringo in the apartment complex, so they tried to dumb down the Spanish for me even though I do speak a little). Not just during the holidays, this was at least a twice monthly thing in the year I lived there. I always kept cash near the door for tamale days. They were unpredictable as far as days they'd show up, but so, so worth it.

https://twitter.com/yungouijaboard/status/1314419977051680768?s=20

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



This thing has to be a delight to turn:

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Midjack posted:

This thing has to be a delight to turn:

All the axles can probably crab, and/or rear counter-steer, and/or one side reverse to tank-turn.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)


Most of the time, they were tamale guys, not ladies. :colbert:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Tamal lady/dude.

The -es is the pluralizer.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

As if you can even buy just ONE from them. They're always 6 or 12 packs. :colbert:

(yeah I get what you're saying... I fite on principle)

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

That's like Lionel Hutz's business card. No! Money down!

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