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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.


That... sounds like Dave has Covid.

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fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1314288770393559043

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

forkboy84 posted:

I'd never noticed before that his desk is so low that he can't even sit up normally. He's practically on one knee

Probably because the table legs are buckling under the weight of all of those papers

Zaqtaro
Apr 12, 2011
I like to call this one "The most hosed up thing I've ever witnessed in my career as an MSW cameraman".

The Princeton Rec. Center will always hold fond memories for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHfXfRMSeH0

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/AronsThoughts/status/1314321221278822401

Wish I had one of those giant hand photoshops right now.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Did Spotify realise a bit too late what they got themselves into by signing one of the biggest most bigoted assholes in all of podcasting?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Insertnamehere31 posted:

That... sounds like Dave has Covid.

No loving way, he'd have been coughing hard into that open mic all week. He legit sounded like he had the Black Plague back at the start of the year.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Watch it be that Netflix bought the rights to Dallas or something

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



sportsgenius86 posted:

Watch it be that Netflix bought the rights to Dallas or something

Yeah it'll be some weird poo poo only he cares about.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://twitter.com/JPWARHORSE/status/1314334585195499520

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy


https://twitter.com/JPWARHORSE/status/1314335551970062336?s=20

:lmao:

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/laparktapia/status/1314259996348092416

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Coming to a future Botchamania ending section near you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34aiQvNxDpA

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Even as time flows, Master Regal is a yokai-esque creature who never ages

https://twitter.com/TajiriBuzzsaw/status/1314352068589572096

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

no hablo espanol

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



via deepl translator

The Virgin CMLL
-Doesn't take advantage of her alliances and when she brings in a foreign fighter they're baked(?) in a fight or tag in the semifinals.
-Arena Mexico is full of tourists who don't know about lucha
-Continue to give their veterans things even if they can no longer move.
-When they don't know what to do, they put Negro Casas in a hair match

The Chad AAA
-It makes good use of its alliances with other companies and takes foreign fighters on its tours
-City where they travel is city where they fill
-It impels its young talents giving them important triumphs
-They make eye-catching billboards with well constructed rivalries

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



TTBF posted:

-Doesn't take advantage of her alliances and when she brings in a foreign fighter they're baked(?) in a fight or tag in the semifinals.

I took this bit to mean that foreign wrestlers are just dumped in multiman (trios and tags - "luchas de tercias o parejas") matches (whereas AAA features them on tours etc.). Does "semifinal" mean the same in Lucha as in Japanese pro wrestling, ie. it's simply the match before the main event?

"CMLL doesn't take advantage of its alliances and when foreign wrestlers are brought in, they aren't properly featured on tours / in main events and instead are just put in random multimans" sounds like a real criticism of a pro wrestling promotion. I don't watch/follow CMLL and don't know if it's true

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

That's exactly what it means, yeah

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

tony cmll

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/KairiSaneWWE/status/1314474192142655488

A Salty Affair
Oct 9, 2012


Wrestling journalism is bad

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Google translate is really bad at Japanese. I've tried it and had it say "I'm retiring" & then someone points out later it says "I'm not retiring". If you're a "news" website you probably need to hire someone who can actually speak Japanese or not just lift poo poo from Japanese websites that you've fed through machine translation.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Yeah, automatic translators are horrific at East Asian languages in general. I know we all laugh at funny "Engrish" signs people have taken pictures of on the web, but it's basically that with the added factor of some real possible misunderstandings.

Having taught Chinese kids over the web, translators have been the bane of my existence because most students know how to access them early on and will often try to coast on them (mostly because they have a truckload of other work to do).

Zaqtaro
Apr 12, 2011

Zaqtaro posted:

I like to call this one "The most hosed up thing I've ever witnessed in my career as an MSW cameraman".

The Princeton Rec. Center will always hold fond memories for me.


We've been noticed!

https://twitter.com/UGeneDinsmore/status/1314322232286621698

Zaqtaro fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Oct 9, 2020

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

It's no LOBSTER HEAD but I'll accept it

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://mobile.twitter.com/orangecassidy/status/1314603718160113664

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


OC, Ricky, Sammy, and Jungle Boy in BOSJ plz

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


I will literally poo poo if this happens

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I didn't know how much I needed Japanese fans to react to Orange Cassidy until right now

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1314611964577021952?s=20

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Now they're just loving with us

https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/1314610977216831488?s=20

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








quit playing games with my heart (my heart), aew :(

edit: but i will lose my god drat mind if this is a build up to a special video announcement on the anniversary special

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Yano think of the DVD sales opportunities american television could provide

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Yano think of the DVD sales opportunities american television could provide

It's also an entirely new market for curry sales!

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Still waiting for CD to tweet a picture of Curry Man in a New Japan and either Chuckie T or Trent to tweet a pic with Skipper.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Germansimp posted:

Still waiting for CD to tweet a picture of Curry Man in a New Japan and either Chuckie T or Trent to tweet a pic with Skipper.

Dammit, that’s how the portal will open... Okada drives his boat right up along side the Jericho cruise ship and all of chaos storms the cruise ship and takes over

It will be glorious

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



boxcarhobo posted:

Dammit, that’s how the portal will open... Okada drives his boat right up along side the Jericho cruise ship and all of chaos storms the cruise ship and takes over

It will be glorious

Rocky already has an eye patch, even.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Vince MechMahon posted:

Rocky already has an eye patch, even.

jay white and juice robinson already kind of look like pirates

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/EBischoff/status/1314642076831678464?s=20

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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010



https://twitter.com/elpwrestling/status/1314661855164473344?s=21

this trolling/teasing will be the death of me because i'm going to bite every single time

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