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Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

Jamie Faith posted:

You know people would have been a lot more forgiving had you just sincerely apologized from the start instead of doing that "I know you are but what am I?" :smug: bullshit before and now this half-assed apology.

Just gently caress off already

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Mrs. Sexual posted:

I, like you, and thousands others, were faked into a story. It was bad for the site and life, mainly on your side obv, I知 certain as far as outcomes. And for that I知 apologizing and wish the best. I sincerely hope you and the others are doing better. I have never supported domestic abuse and never will. Contrary to goon opinion.





Frankie
Feb 22, 2006






LadyAmbien posted:

Why are you still here?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Mrs. Sexual posted:

I, like you, and thousands others, were faked into a story. It was bad for the site and life, mainly on your side obv, I知 certain as far as outcomes. And for that I知 apologizing and wish the best. I sincerely hope you and the others are doing better. I have never supported domestic abuse and never will. Contrary to goon opinion.

I am casual as gently caress and basically know poo poo all about most of what's gone on except from the yikesaroo thread but everything you said and the smug rear end in a top hat behavior undercuts everything you just said.

It's easy to say "I don't support abuse" but then justifying and being an absolute loving dickhead to people reasonably asking accountability for inaction.

But hey. I'm sure after reading this all that will go through your head is "who are you" as if that loving matters.

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist
Jun 18, 2003

ANYONE WANT SOME BARBECUE?

Lipstick Apathy

Code Jockey posted:

also hi bivens

bivens simp checking in

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



I'm imagining the fever dream of an angry, insecure man and many probably involve the women in their lives mocking them just like this.

It's amazing. Goldbellymine.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

holy loly!

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
just in time for Jeffrey to update the forums to Project Titan

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

burt linked a thread in a goon discord and it was the one where 13pandora or whatever absolutely owned him and i started lmaoing at it and burt banned me from his personal discord and blocked me because of this. he posted the thread in the first place or else i wouldn't have talked about it. suck my dick burt. you suck, you're a coward. you're weak. people like you will do absolutely anything to avoid the slightest criticism, because it would cause you to crumble.

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Mrs. Sexual posted:

I, like you, and thousands others, were faked into a story. It was bad for the site and life, mainly on your side obv, I知 certain as far as outcomes. And for that I知 apologizing and wish the best. I sincerely hope you and the others are doing better. I have never supported domestic abuse and never will. Contrary to goon opinion.

Go out on your boat Burt, you can't dig yourself deeper in a hole on a boat.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

by the way two different people invited me to your discord and i declined because of how loving poo poo you are lmao.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

let's all ignore burt, this is a thread for celebration!

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Mr. Reynolds has informed me that from now on he would like to be addressed as Turd Furgeson

Stalin-Chan
Feb 11, 2009
Finally an end of an era.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Will any goons help richard get a job?


Hey maybe darkpriest can use him in porn.

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Ups_rail posted:

Will any goons help richard get a job?


Hey maybe darkpriest can use him in porn.

only if the porn is a re-creation of swap.avi but lowtax eats all the poo poo

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Perfection.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Lmao

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
hahahahaha

holy poo poo

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
Straight to the top of the goldmine

Wowzer

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Such incredible, brutal owning my GOD

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

:five:

This is the best thread.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

eric posted:

good luck ladies I hope you both get full custody.

+ good job getting through this, glad things are going right

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

queen poo poo

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

seriously, this is a delight

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT
fuuuuuuuuck lmao

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



All the very best for you's!

And all the worst for the ones that hurt you. Couldn't be happier to contribute something monetary when the time comes :) You deserve it.

Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt Ban Burt BAN

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
personally i hope neither the OP or the other OP end up with custody of Lowtax

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



TheAardvark posted:

personally i hope neither the OP or the other OP end up with custody of Lowtax

Eh, a used septic tank can't be that expensive? There wouldn't be any cleaning bill necessary after all

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
The first 2 posts in the thread are probably the greatest in forum history

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
My last act before stepping down as a mod was to make the tag and give to to Jeffrey to replace the DEAR RICHARD one because it was suddenly gauche as hell for some weird reason I couldn't put my finger on.

So I'm happy as hell that it's gotten a fuckton of use these last few months as Jeff and Astral slowly pried the last remaining Mangosteen drenched and designer cookie encrusted fingernail of Lowtax off of this stupid waste of internet bandwith.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
lol

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Phlegmish posted:

Why doesn't that guy just re-reg and live out the rest of his posting days as an anonymous goon, I sincerely don't get it

I have suspected for a while that he is posting under a different alt as well as Mrs. Sexual. I won't say who just in case I am wrong.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Valko posted:

I have suspected for a while that he is posting under a different alt as well as Mrs. Sexual. I won't say who just in case I am wrong.

i will go ahead and put this rumor to bed - no, Jeffrey is not Burt Sexual in a wig

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

A mustache, however :tinfoil:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Fanelien posted:

only if the porn is a re-creation of swap.avi but lowtax eats all the poo poo

Just like to point out that while 'tax was in charge that was one of the few successful goon projects. Look at your loving legacy and despair, shithead!

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Now this is how you celebrate an end of an era.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

holy poo poo the new age is already a golden one

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Just pure gold

Also gently caress off Burt.

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Raged posted:

The first 2 posts in the thread are probably the greatest in forum history

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