Dear Jeffrey

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mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

welcome to page 6 of this legendary goldmined thread. congratulations, reader

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:16

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 22:40

Sherry Bahm: Jul 30, 2003; filled with dolphins

TheAardvark posted:

personally i hope neither the OP or the other OP end up with custody of Lowtax

Not even his Patreon wants custody anymore. They took away his allowance.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:17

dreamin of semen: Feb 22, 2013; MULTIPLICATION

Raged posted:

The first 2 posts in the thread are probably the greatest in forum history

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:18

Nova69: Jul 12, 2012

why is the image in the OP so compressed, re-saved as a jpeg 10 times?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:21

angry emu: Aug 25, 2011

God drat

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:27

lobotomy molo: May 7, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Congrats to all of Lowtax�s exes, y�all deserved better

Eat poo poo lowtax. gently caress off burt.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:36

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

angry emu posted:

God drat

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:46

demostars: Apr 8, 2020

This thread is Poggers

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:55

Shogi: Nov 23, 2004; distant Pohjola

Oh the irony of fate. The funniest thing Lowtax ever did was dial his self-owning up to mythic level

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:56

thehustler: Apr 17, 2004; I am very curious about this little crescendo

In b4 goldmine, this is excellent

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:01

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Just gonna give a curt woot

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:04

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

corgski posted:

A ~~mustache~~ merkin, however

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:04

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

Holy loving poo poo

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:09

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

gently caress yeah.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:14

Happy Hippo: Aug 8, 2004; The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Hahahaha holy poo poo

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:15

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Great thread that rubs in how Lowtax has left himself with absolutely nothing.

Also that Burt has always been a complete shithead and needs to be gone.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:18

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Lmfao this is so good

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:19

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Someone get integral to log in

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:20

u_s_eh: Feb 19, 2005; I AM ALL I AM NONE

LadyAmbien posted:

Why are you still here?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:31

esperterra: Mar 24, 2010; SHINee's back

crazyellowbuppy posted:

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:41

Flesnolk: Apr 11, 2012

LadyAmbien posted:

Why are you still here?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:43

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Raged posted:

The first 2 posts in the thread are probably the greatest in forum history

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:43

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

crazyellowbuppy posted:

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:44

Diorama: Apr 18, 2006; i remember when all this was fields

Petey posted:

Hey Petey! I'm glad to see that you are still alive

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:44

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Ice Phisherman posted:

I'm imagining the fever dream of an angry, insecure man and many probably involve the women in their lives mocking them just like this.

Dream, um, hmm, yes

# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:59

Solefald: Jun 9, 2010; sleepy~capy

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:03

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

holy drat, congrats all

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:11

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Mrs. Sexual posted:

Hold up a newspaper

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Good start mods, now FINISH HIM!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:13

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

i don't get it

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:13

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Amethyst posted:

Someone get integral to log in

Wait a minute....who is taking the picture??? :aaaaa:

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:17

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Diorama posted:

Hey Petey! I'm glad to see that you are still alive

you too, almost as glad as I am to see this thread

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:20

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

What's going on in the thread here? I totally get it, but I'm asking for a friend.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:27

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

TheAardvark posted:

personally i hope neither the OP or the other OP end up with custody of Lowtax

The only entity that should have custody of Lowtax should be the penal system

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:29

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What's going on in the thread here? I totally get it, but I'm asking for a friend.

The OP and second post (and the women in the OP's photo) are Lowtax's ex-wives.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:35

ntan1: Apr 29, 2009; sempai noticed me

o_O This is a thread.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:37

britishbornandbread: Jul 8, 2000; You'll stumble in my footsteps

Posting in this epic thread.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:38

Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

"Dear Richard� posted:

Years from now, when you're no better off than when you started, when it finally hits you that it's all been nothing but a wasted lie, think of me. Think of me, Richard, and when you do, realize that I was the only beacon of logic and truth in this sad menagerie. You seem predestined for failure, however, so I doubt there is anything one can do for you. Just remember, when the joy is gone, when you're clawing at the boundaries of your little world, you always had a choice.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:38