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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1315477430132408320?s=19

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:21

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:35

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Chokes McGee posted:

lmfao this Charmin commercial

the mom handing her kids an entire thing of Charmin and literally saying GO GET EM

Guess Bears don't poop in the woods either!

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:21

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Wow Moore is fired up

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:21

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:21

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

lol sup Ameer

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:22

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

Wow, what a hit

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:22

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

How is that dude not dead?

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:22

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

My stream is behind so im gonna guess that the vikings get a field goal this drive.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:22

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Who is the worst quarterback in NFL history compared to how much money he made? I guess it's Sam Bradford first and then Kirk Cousins, right?

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:22

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

https://twitter.com/MatthewColler/status/1315477095427067904

NICE RETURN, LMFAO

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:22

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Cook going aerial makes me nervous for him

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:22

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:22

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Who is the worst quarterback in NFL history compared to how much money he made? I guess it's Sam Bradford first and then Kirk Cousins, right?

Its still probably JaMarcus russell.

Guy made like 87k per pass attempt in his career.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:23

HappyHippo: Nov 19, 2003; Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Cook, returning to the game, "What the gently caress happened??"

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:23

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

Its Rinaldo posted:

Cook going aerial makes me nervous for him

I think that was the other back, not Cook

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:23

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Its Rinaldo posted:

Cook going aerial makes me nervous for him

It'd be really cool if we sat him and tanked for real. Also, what that dude above said, Mattison.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:23

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Vikings would have won eight Super Bowls in the last twenty years if football games were 30 minutes.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:23

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Mystic Stylez posted:

Who is the worst quarterback in NFL history compared to how much money he made? I guess it's Sam Bradford first and then Kirk Cousins, right?

JaMarcus Russell got probably like $50m before he was cut.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:23

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Drew "Can PFF rate me at 0.0?" Samia

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:23

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Oh gently caress you Tre Flowers

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:23

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Okay, maybe the Seahawks are getting a little too frisky. :lol:

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:24

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Mystic Stylez posted:

Who is the worst quarterback in NFL history compared to how much money he made? I guess it's Sam Bradford first and then Kirk Cousins, right?

Andrew Luck

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:24

Shaffness: Jan 15, 2001

Chokes McGee posted:

lmfao this Charmin commercial

the mom handing her kids an entire thing of Charmin and literally saying GO GET EM

Those bears really love shidding.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:24

Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

Its Rinaldo posted:

Oh gently caress you Tre Flowers

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:24

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Aren't these ejections now?

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:24

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Who is the worst quarterback in NFL history compared to how much money he made? I guess it's Sam Bradford first and then Kirk Cousins, right?

Also Blaine Gabbert is still in the NFL

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:24

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Mystic Stylez posted:

Who is the worst quarterback in NFL history compared to how much money he made? I guess it's Sam Bradford first and then Kirk Cousins, right?

Matt Flynn is up there

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:25

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Can Flowers stop leading with his dense loving head.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:25

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Elephanthead posted:

Andrew Luck

Wrong.

Andrew Luck should have had at least one ring in his career though.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:25

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

MJeff posted:

Okay, maybe the Seahawks are getting a little too frisky.

Harrison was kicked out for less of a hit last week.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:25

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Mystic Stylez posted:

Who is the worst quarterback in NFL history compared to how much money he made? I guess it's Sam Bradford first and then Kirk Cousins, right?

looks like Alex Smith made 190 million

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:25

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

OxySnake posted:

Also Blaine Gabbert is still in the NFL

Wait, that can't be right. I know Blake Bortles is but Gabbert too?

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:25

Marketing New Brain: Apr 26, 2008

Mystic Stylez posted:

Who is the worst quarterback in NFL history compared to how much money he made? I guess it's Sam Bradford first and then Kirk Cousins, right?

Jamarcus was pretty drat bad

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:25

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Quiet Feet posted:

Wait, that can't be right. I know Blake Bortles is but Gabbert too?

Backing up brady lmao

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/players/playerpage/1630777/blaine-gabbert

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:25

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Shaffness posted:

Those bears really love shidding.

there you go sweetie go wreck the poo poo out of that toilet

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:26

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Quiet Feet posted:

Wait, that can't be right. I know Blake Bortles is but Gabbert too?

He's on the Buccaneers.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:26

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Who was the guy who had a six TD game for the Packers and milked that for several contracts?

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:26

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

I had no idea JaMarcus made that much money lol

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:26

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

SirPablo posted:

Who was the guy who had a six TD game for the Packers and milked that for several contracts?

Matt Flynn

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:26

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:35

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Quiet Feet posted:

Wait, that can't be right. I know Blake Bortles is but Gabbert too?

Backing up Brady

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:26

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