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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Operant posted:

Now what is in the pumpkin brew?

It's called HOG HELL

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

you will be commanded to testify before artie yamamoto

You talk my maraca when you come down here, man.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

yeah this is Walker, i'm with the Archdiocese and i'm gonna need you to stay off the internet tonight

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
This is Barbara

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
from the LPC facebook group

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Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Riptor posted:

from the LPC facebook group



This is my trip

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

Riptor posted:

from the LPC facebook group



Disappointed to not see "Fifi Nono" in the credits.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Riptor posted:

from the LPC facebook group



I knew it was you.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

you idiots got any urine?

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
My wife claims to despise LPC, but every time I play a clip of his, she's quoting him up and down and every which way. "What're you doin' up thar" and "gotta get what I neeeeeeduhhh" are her favorites.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Befriend someone named Don and relentlessly ask him what’s goin’ on.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Aaahh what was that one?. The guy hands the phone to his wife so she can die laughing about “ey Don what’s goin’ an?”


:j: I’m so happy!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Ralph Hurley posted:

Aaahh what was that one?. The guy hands the phone to his wife so she can die laughing about “ey Don what’s goin’ an?”


:j: I’m so happy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz0OoFszDmU

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

Famethrowa posted:

you idiots got any urine?

You got any LIP-uhhhhh?

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

I dont need a conference call stretchy

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Ingmar terdman posted:

I dont need a conference call stretchy

You can call me Stretchy



... I just did.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ready to.... rub a little lamb?

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
one of my favorite moments is
- we're musical gnomes...
- did you just call a minute ago
- no (sped up yelp identical from a minute ago) HOOOOOOH!!
- yes you did

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
yeah it's 888-WITCHERY

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

one of my favorite moments is
- we're musical gnomes...
- did you just call a minute ago
- no (sped up yelp identical from a minute ago) HOOOOOOH!!
- yes you did

But... We're the only gnomes in the area
HAAAAAOUooooahhh

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
“I would bring you to the depths, so you'd be slayed, and then you'd brought down so far below the depths, you'd be... Decimated. By my skill and my advantage that I have, that's why I'm here, who works at, uh, Game Stop, me or you? I would decimate, and pulverize, and dissolve your avatar, so quickly, that you wouldn't even register the score.”

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

We cant put pineapple on the bread sticks

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I'm a whipmaster

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Gonz posted:

“I would bring you to the depths, so you'd be slayed, and then you'd brought down so far below the depths, you'd be... Decimated. By my skill and my advantage that I have, that's why I'm here, who works at, uh, Game Stop, me or you? I would decimate, and pulverize, and dissolve your avatar, so quickly, that you wouldn't even register the score.”

Im a GLOBAL ELITE

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Well would ya look in my mouth with a high resolution photography machine


Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
I've been playing some of the best-ofs for pals in discord who have never heard Longmont before and they've been remarkably well-received. :dance:

We keep asking each other for duckling fantasy now.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Yeah, this is Benedict and I'm looking for Nosferatu, The Deadliest Foe.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Gonz posted:

Yeah, this is Benedict and I'm looking for Nosferatu, The Deadliest Foe.

LPC in the house!!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqrD24xpUJQ

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Interesting to hear him talk to more white collar types

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


A tribute to one of the good old school prank calls?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjBw2vUdiH8

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

another record store employee catches on - "have you ever heard of Longmont Potion Castle?"

LPC : "no, what's that about"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SujG2trh_gM

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'm going to require an iLok drive to access the FTP site, so I head over to Ali Baba, and I'm on Ali Baba to buy the things, and I should mention my main concern would be data miners. I mean they're just like cyber-crackheads, really. So, I would imagine that any latency issues could be compensated through a registrar handshake with the firmware, and I'd love to see a combination of both flash and HTML5, so my question is, would the eCommerce piece embed on the host platform, as well as the dialogue field for user names? Or, would the gateway socket extension be full duplex, as well as the packet switchover?

Duck Stab!
Oct 21, 2020

HERE I COME, CONSTANTINOPLE!


I'm gonna flatten you out and I'm gonna blast air up your nostril unless I get satisfaction.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Can anyone remember which track it was where he is looking for some VHS workout tape that “gave his sister a hot bod” or something like that?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'm loving dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIOoomA6DsU

veni veni veni posted:

Can anyone remember which track it was where he is looking for some VHS workout tape that “gave his sister a hot bod” or something like that?

It sounds familiar but I can't quite remember. I'll look into it.



Looks like somebody went buck wild.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



veni veni veni posted:

Can anyone remember which track it was where he is looking for some VHS workout tape that “gave his sister a hot bod” or something like that?

Forty five minute buttock video, it’s oowasome. The girl on the phone sounds so confused. I love how he tries to explain some shortcut on her computer system. Control oowalt. In the doowas system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quqdjd4tOLI

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Ralph Hurley posted:

Forty five minute buttock video, it’s oowasome. The girl on the phone sounds so confused. I love how he tries to explain some shortcut on her computer system. Control oowalt. In the doowas system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quqdjd4tOLI

This is it. Oowasome

Stage Beans
May 16, 2007

when i lick it up

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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Speaking of confused retail employees. lmao the one where he calls 5 radio shacks at once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkIMdbnReOo

The piece that Iah neeeed uuahh

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