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PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


silicone thrills posted:

questioning whether sarah palins youngest is actually her oldest daughters oldest.

Wasn't Andrew Sullivan really into that

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Janet Reno died on November 7, 2016.

She knew when to fold ’em.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Remember during Mandela's memorial there was a guy that pretended to be a sign language interpreter but it was jibberish

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Platystemon posted:

Janet Reno died on November 7, 2016.

She knew when to fold ’em.

ditto Carrie Fisher, who vowed not to live in Trump's America

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/644338075527696384

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




lmfao

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4uj5NZS7g8

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Action Jacktion posted:

I wish Democrats really were the way they're depicted in Republican scare commercials. I've seen a few saying the whole party has been hijacked by the far left and I just think "Oh yes please!"

There’s a Joni Ernst commercial with a Republican farmer showing off his silo that got wrecked by the derecho. He says he can’t back Theresa Greenfield because she’s a radical left environmentalist and I guess he’s developed a taste for his farm getting wrecked by derechos or something. Her whole environmental plan is “Clean energy jobs! Infrastructure!”

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

bill o'reilly telling a woman he wanted to sexually pleasure her in the shower with a falafel

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Algund Eenboom posted:

Nixons re-election campaign was called C.R.E.E.P.

Dick'll Lick Em!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


this entire thread could just be Jeb!, Anthony Weiner, and Dinesh You're Gay and it would still be the best thread in C-SPAM

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Takanago
Jun 2, 2007

You'll see...

Filthy Hans posted:

this entire thread could just be Jeb!, Anthony Weiner, and Dinesh You're Gay and it would still be the best thread in C-SPAM

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Filthy Hans posted:

Dinesh You're Gay

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
dinesh gay, so what

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

No joke, the Sword of Chang (sic) belongs in the HW presidential library in a position of great prominence, like the Master Sword in the Temple of Time. Whoever gives it forfeits the mandate of heaven, whoever wields it instead of letting it sit in a closet will control the fate of the world

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
the George w Bush presidential library has a Decision Points tie-in game where you larp cool poo poo like 9/11 and the invasion of iraq with no shame

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
no sword though

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gerald Ford.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Gerald Ford.

the fact that we only have mlm's today because of gerald ford

they were being taken out by the feds under nixon, but all that stopped the second ford became president, because a bunch of the big ones were headquartered in his congressional district

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Some president in the 60s called his dick Jumbo and there's recordings of him asking for pants with more dick room.

He also used to intimidate reporters with it by like putting his leg up on a desk and stretching his crotch towards them


Johnson?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


silicone thrills posted:

Some president in the 60s called his dick Jumbo and there's recordings of him asking for pants with more dick room.

He also used to intimidate reporters with it by like putting his leg up on a desk and stretching his crotch towards them


Johnson?

Big Dick Johnson

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

silicone thrills posted:

Some president in the 60s called his dick Jumbo and there's recordings of him asking for pants with more dick room.

He also used to intimidate reporters with it by like putting his leg up on a desk and stretching his crotch towards them


Johnson?

Yep, that's El BJ right there

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


dick cheney blew half of a dudes face off while hunting birds with clipped wings

e: also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmUnUoeLSIM

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Dick Cheney made the dude with half a face apologize to him

Also Cheney was drunk and wouldn't talk to cops until the next day

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

silicone thrills posted:

Some president in the 60s called his dick Jumbo and there's recordings of him asking for pants with more dick room.

He also used to intimidate reporters with it by like putting his leg up on a desk and stretching his crotch towards them


Johnson?

there's an easy mnemonic device for this

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
his dick was, in fact, big

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

silicone thrills posted:

Some president in the 60s called his dick Jumbo and there's recordings of him asking for pants with more dick room.

He also used to intimidate reporters with it by like putting his leg up on a desk and stretching his crotch towards them


Johnson?


It's all the way with LBJ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR_myjOr0OU

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Theres a picture of Dick Cheney with a big old bulge in his pantaloons, whether it's a monster hog or catheter was never solved

Crumbskull
Sep 13, 2005

The worker and the soil

NightGyr posted:

I thought he apologized for that stuff? He's been a lot better in everything I've seen lately.

Remember in 2016 how Bernie was the overwhelming choice of The Stranger's readership but theu still put Hillary on half the covers because they basically said it wouldn't be fair to Magnolia residents if they didn't lmao

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
you guys are not talking about the camus novel "the stranger" huh

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Alt weekly in Seattle that used to be somewhat good but sucks rear end now

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Jack booted tots

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
loooooool

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/844695052509237248

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


silicone thrills posted:

Alt weekly in Seattle that used to be somewhat good but sucks rear end now

at least katie herzog’s not writing for them anymore, thanks covid

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
“If you don’t do something about it, you’re gonna have taco trucks every corner,” Latinos for Trump co-founder Marco Gutierrez said.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

moist turtleneck posted:

“If you don’t do something about it, you’re gonna have taco trucks every corner,” Latinos for Trump co-founder Marco Gutierrez said.

That sounds rad as hell. I'm not going to do something.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

DesertIslandHermit posted:

That sounds rad as hell. I'm not going to do something.

You should vote twice

e: not for trump, just to be clear

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Adbusters

Some will say "ooh, baby's first agitprop" but it was an eye opening thing for a lot of young people and definitely had impact

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Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
Obama said people shouldn't blow all their money in Vegas or purchase a boat...

...when they do not have the means to do so (but this part was ignored).

https://www.sail-world.com/66158

"By associating buying a boat with irresponsible spending, you send a very negative and unfortunate signal to boatbuilding workers, marine dealers, marina owners, marine suppliers and the thousands of marine industry employees in the United States".

My TED talk today will focus on how this moment gave rise to the "Trump Boaters" phenomenon that we care currently experiencing.

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