this is the thread for loling about lowtax selling the forums (or not)

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Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

too much effort.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:41

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 17:20

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

to snipe.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:42

TerminalRaptor: Nov 6, 2012; Mostly Harmless

Lol

# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:56

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Sweevo posted:

i just assume everyone looks like their avatar

i mean it says it right there in the title

# ? Oct 13, 2020 02:31

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

TerminalRaptor posted:

Lol

# ? Oct 13, 2020 03:57

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 4 hours!

# ? Oct 14, 2020 00:52

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

AnimeIsTrash posted:

lol he's a tremendous dickhead

# ? Oct 14, 2020 00:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

jesus loving christ, richard :cripes:

# ? Oct 14, 2020 00:56

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

AnimeIsTrash posted:

classy

# ? Oct 14, 2020 00:58

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

un be loving lievable

# ? Oct 14, 2020 00:58

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

un be loving lievable

is it though?

# ? Oct 14, 2020 01:01

TerminalRaptor: Nov 6, 2012; Mostly Harmless

How long until Lowtax moves in with notch?

# ? Oct 14, 2020 01:17

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

someone explain this to me plz. did he have like a "no bare feet" policy?

# ? Oct 14, 2020 01:34

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

he has, according to logan, a foot fetish

# ? Oct 14, 2020 01:36

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

lmao of course he does

# ? Oct 14, 2020 01:37

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

i read that the foot fetish occurs because the human cortical sensory homunculus arbitrarily has the genitals mapped right next to the feet, and sometimes they sort of grow into each other

i think that's why it's so gross: to the foot fetishists, a lady with bare feet is perceived literally the same way as a lady flashing her hooha. you see someone posting on twitter "oh show me those toes baby!" and can cut and paste "pussy"

# ? Oct 14, 2020 01:48

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

oh god there's a photo out there of lowtax shoving some woman's foot up against his face.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 01:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that's the one logan posted then took down shortly after in the thread where this latest round of awfulness was being discussed when the story first came out

# ? Oct 14, 2020 01:53

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

"toesnax" lol

# ? Oct 14, 2020 01:59

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

this casts lowtaxs insistence that he attacked logan due to slipping on his sweaty toes in a new light

idk what light that is. but it's new.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:13

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

slipping on he sweaty dick

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:24

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

he returns :stare:

GameQuoter posted:

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# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:28

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

Jesus, when's the last time GameQuoter posted, like 10-15 years ago?

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:33

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

08 yeah

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:38

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

08 yeah

I don't trust search, but it's been awhile. I know he's posted every once in awhile and everyone goes "oh snap, it's gamequoter!"

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:42

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

SO DEMANDING posted:

he returns

good lord it's like the toilet finally got unplugged and everything can start flowing clean again

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:45

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

SO DEMANDING posted:

he returns

holy poo poo

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:54

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

SO DEMANDING posted:

he returns

dude was sleeping on this for 12 years

# ? Oct 14, 2020 03:21

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

TerminalRaptor posted:

How long until Lowtax moves in with notch?

lol. that�s immediately what i was thinking too.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 03:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

akadajet posted:

I don't trust search, but it's been awhile. I know he's posted every once in awhile and everyone goes "oh snap, it's gamequoter!"

we drew him out in like 2014, in one of the pics thrads here iirc, let me see if i can find it

e: did everything before like mid-2014 get memoryholed?

e2: yeah here's one from 2013, search/post history is borked

GameQuoter posted:

.

H.P. Hovercraft fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Oct 14, 2020

# ? Oct 14, 2020 03:29

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

I still remember feeling really touched when GameQuoter posted a few words of real text on September 11

:911:

# ? Oct 14, 2020 03:47

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

I�m a little bit surprised that Richard didn�t ban everyone on the forum in a final admin rage

# ? Oct 14, 2020 03:53

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I�m a little bit surprised that Richard didn�t ban everyone on the forum in a final admin rage

i was a little bit expecting a total database nuke but i guess he's in deep enough doodoo as it is

# ? Oct 14, 2020 04:29

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Lowtax is corncobbing all the way

# ? Oct 14, 2020 06:16

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Roosevelt posted:

i was a little bit expecting a total database nuke but i guess he's in deep enough doodoo as it is

i expected it until the negotiations were announced because loving with an asset you�re trying to sell can have some energetically bad outcomes. even the first fyad reopening seemed a bit risky.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 09:16

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

ShadowHawk posted:

I still remember feeling really touched when GameQuoter posted a few words of real text on September 11

Idk seems a bit weird to have chosen "jet fuel can't melt steal beams" to break the silence

# ? Oct 14, 2020 11:35

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

SO DEMANDING posted:

he returns

# ? Oct 14, 2020 13:19

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

jeffrey explains why he did it: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3943494&perpage=40&noseen=1&pagenumber=10#post508943953

# ? Oct 15, 2020 09:53

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Midjack posted:

jeffrey explains why he did it: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3943494&perpage=40&noseen=1&pagenumber=10#post508943953

I�ve never spoken to jeffrey but that reads pretty good. goonspeed.

# ? Oct 15, 2020 11:43

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mod saas: May 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

maybe the valor wasn�t stolen at all, maybe it�s more like an honorary degree

# ? Oct 15, 2020 13:53

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