No Joe Toxx: Technically the Democrats have access to my vote so that should be good

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miniscule12: Jan 8, 2020; HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

PerniciousKnid posted:

He probably will regardless.

Polls are cucked, if you count everyone who doesn't vote, trump wins by a landslide.

# ? Oct 15, 2020 00:53

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 18:21

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Ruzihm posted:

https://twitter.com/ccadelago/status/1316446542161678336
lmao

�The United States is in a more powerful position in 2020 after having lost consecutive conflicts to lightly armed freedom fighters than in 1945 after their victory in the Second loving World War.� -Politics understander and Alleged Political Candidate Joe Biden

# ? Oct 15, 2020 01:13

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

Ruzihm posted:

https://twitter.com/ccadelago/status/1316446542161678336
lmao

You might say we're entering a New American Century

# ? Oct 15, 2020 01:32

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

Thump! posted:

�The United States is in a more powerful position in 2020 after having lost consecutive conflicts to lightly armed freedom fighters than in 1945 after their victory in the Second loving World War.� -Politics understander and Alleged Political Candidate Joe Biden

Capital is certainly stronger now than when the soviet union was emerging victorious from the second world war

# ? Oct 15, 2020 01:33

D1Sergo: May 5, 2006; Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

*sees Joe Biden and Joe Stalin on the ballot*

*tugs collar, sweats profusely*

# ? Oct 15, 2020 01:41

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

D1Sergo posted:

*sees Joe Biden and Joe Stalin on the ballot*

*tugs collar, sweats profusely*

luckily for you the transliteration of Joseph from Georgian is Ioseb

# ? Oct 15, 2020 01:47

CaptainViolence: Apr 19, 2006; I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

just mailed a ballot where i wrote in howie/angela and voted for legalized marijuana. feelin good about officially nojoein to compliment my standard daily nojoein

# ? Oct 15, 2020 01:54

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Ruzihm posted:

https://twitter.com/ccadelago/status/1316446542161678336
lmao

amy coney barrett doesn't think saying the n-word constitutes a hostile work environment and is entered into a lifelong covenant with a fundamentalist organization that represses women and wants to roll back abortion rights, joe. that's not a decent person you mush brained idiot.

# ? Oct 15, 2020 01:54

Zvahl: Oct 14, 2005; научный кот

Declan MacManus posted:

amy coney barrett doesn't think saying the n-word constitutes a hostile work environment and is entered into a lifelong covenant with a fundamentalist organization that represses women and wants to roll back abortion rights, joe. that's not a decent person you mush brained idiot.

joe biden regularly fought to make sure he never had to say the n-word by black people never being allowed to be near him and is a member of a fundamentalist organization that represses women and wants to roll back abortion rights

# ? Oct 15, 2020 02:25

Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

Jewel Repetition posted:

Types of NoJoe

NoJoe Classic: You have made an unbreakable oath. You stand tall even as blueMAGAs clutch at your ankles and try to drag you down to their wretched position.

NoJoe*𝓢𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮: The star of the show. The frontline warrior. You do not shrink even with the eyes of the world upon you. Or the eyes of D&D.

NoJoe 🄼🄰🄳🄴 🄼🄰🄽: You have cast your vote, and it was not for Joe. You have backed up your words and beliefs with action. Your NoJoe status has crystallized into a jewel you will carry forever.

𝕴𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖓 𝕹𝖔𝕵𝖔𝖊: Everyone becomes this when Biden dies lol

ℕ𝕠𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝: You have never voted for a ticket Biden was on, including Obama. This may not have been for good reasons, but who cares; you were the pioneer, the first to plant our flag.

ℕ𝕠𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝ＳｃｒａｎｔｏｎＣｏｒｐｓ: You live in Pennsylvania and your NoJoe power is beyond comprehension.

Where's the light option for the modern man watching his carb intake?

# ? Oct 15, 2020 02:30

Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

Dixon Chisholm posted:

Here's a NoJoe win for you:

My sister is kinda succ, but she actually did a bit of master's work in the West Bank. She is VERY pro-Palestine.

She's been disgusted with Biden and dems for a few months, but I told her about Biden not 'letting Palestinians off the hook for their choices' and keeping the embassy in Jerusalem.

Absolute disgust. "That's it. I can't vote for him."

She voted for Joe. Actually a bit hurt.

# ? Oct 15, 2020 02:34

CubanMissile: Apr 22, 2003; Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Zerilan posted:

Hard to have energy to do anything beyond surviving sometimes.

Ain�t that the truth.

# ? Oct 15, 2020 02:35

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Jewel Repetition posted:

ℕ𝕠𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝ＳｃｒａｎｔｏｎＣｏｒｐｓ: You live in Pennsylvania and your NoJoe power is beyond comprehension.

By God, is that Florida Man's music?!

# ? Oct 15, 2020 03:06

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

Dixon Chisholm posted:

She voted for Joe. Actually a bit hurt.

# ? Oct 15, 2020 03:10

0 rows returned: Apr 9, 2007

Dixon Chisholm posted:

She voted for Joe. Actually a bit hurt.

hey at least now you can rub it in her face for the rest of eternity that unlike her, you didnt vote for a rapist

# ? Oct 15, 2020 03:44

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

# ? Oct 15, 2020 04:25

Weltlich: Feb 13, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Zvahl posted:

joe biden regularly fought to make sure he never had to say the n-word by black people never being allowed to be near him and is a member of a fundamentalist organization that represses women and wants to roll back abortion rights

turns out joe figured out the easiest way to make sure black folks were never near him when he said the n word was to make sure most black people were in jail

# ? Oct 15, 2020 04:26

PipHelix: Nov 11, 2017

Raskolnikov38 posted:

luckily for you the transliteration of Joseph from Georgian is ~~Ioseb~~ იოსები

...Colonizer

# ? Oct 15, 2020 05:51

PipHelix: Nov 11, 2017

Jewel Repetition posted:

Types of NoJoe

NoJoe Classic: You have made an unbreakable oath. You stand tall even as blueMAGAs clutch at your ankles and try to drag you down to their wretched position.

NoJoe 🄼🄰🄳🄴 🄼🄰🄽: You have cast your vote, and it was not for Joe. You have backed up your words and beliefs with action. Your NoJoe status has crystallized into a jewel you will carry forever.

ℕ𝕠𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝: You have never voted for a ticket Biden was on, including Obama. This may not have been for good reasons, but who cares; you were the pioneer, the first to plant our flag.

Does not voting for Joe in 2008, in Scranton (because I was butthurt and burned from being guilted into voting Kerry '04 cause most important election) and again in 2012, in Scranton (because of Gitmo and Rocket Dockets and Al-Awlaki), being 2/3 opportunities, round me up for

NoJoe*𝓢𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮:

ℕ𝕠𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝ＳｃｒａｎｔｏｎＣｏｒｐｓ:?

# ? Oct 15, 2020 06:04

alarumklok: Jun 30, 2012

Jewel Repetition posted:

ℕ𝕠𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝: You have never voted for a ticket Biden was on, including Obama. This may not have been for good reasons, but who cares; you were the pioneer, the first to plant our flag.

Finally, being a dumb loving libertarian after high school pays off

# ? Oct 15, 2020 06:11

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

PipHelix posted:

...Colonizer

... but transliteration means shifting it from one alphabet to another

# ? Oct 15, 2020 06:59

mr Scoop: Feb 13, 2006; Help! Someone! Cut my head off, it's trying to murder the rest of me!; Grimey Drawer

just voted for howie

# ? Oct 15, 2020 15:27

Organ Fiend: May 21, 2007; custom title

D1Sergo posted:

*sees Joe Biden and Joe Stalin on the ballot*

*tugs collar, sweats profusely*

Fear not, comrade.

Organ Fiend posted:

# ? Oct 15, 2020 15:40

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

*writes in leon*

# ? Oct 15, 2020 15:58

theCalamity: Oct 23, 2010; Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War

I voted for Howie yesterday. felt great

# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:02

That Spooky Witch: Jun 16, 2017; All hail the triune god

# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:32

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

That Spooky Witch posted:

but it's going from :smith:

and it says "get hosed"

# ? Oct 15, 2020 17:33

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

mr Scoop posted:

just voted for howie

thank you

theCalamity posted:

I voted for Howie yesterday. felt great

# ? Oct 15, 2020 17:48

Zvahl: Oct 14, 2005; научный кот

oh good it's the latter half of october when a bunch of people who like to say lefty things the other 47 months start loudly showing their rear end and begging me to vote for this white supremacist instead of the other

# ? Oct 15, 2020 17:49

guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Jewel Repetition posted:

Types of NoJoe
ℕ𝕠𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝: You have never voted for a ticket Biden was on, including Obama. This may not have been for good reasons, but who cares; you were the pioneer, the first to plant our flag.

Proud to have always voted 3rd party :911:

# ? Oct 15, 2020 17:53

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

guidoanselmi posted:

Proud to have always voted 3rd party

I salute to a true visionary

# ? Oct 15, 2020 18:02

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

gently caress electoral politics and gently caress joe biden

# ? Oct 15, 2020 18:18

Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

Poniard posted:

gently caress electoral politics and gently caress joe biden

this guy gets it

# ? Oct 15, 2020 18:20

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

Poniard posted:

gently caress electoral politics and gently caress joe biden

# ? Oct 15, 2020 18:25

Zvahl: Oct 14, 2005; научный кот

Poniard posted:

gently caress electoral politics and gently caress joe biden

same but less coherent and more antisocial

# ? Oct 15, 2020 18:25

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Jewel Repetition posted:

Types of NoJoe

NoJoe Classic: You have made an unbreakable oath. You stand tall even as blueMAGAs clutch at your ankles and try to drag you down to their wretched position.

NoJoe*𝓢𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮: The star of the show. The frontline warrior. You do not shrink even with the eyes of the world upon you. Or the eyes of D&D.

NoJoe 🄼🄰🄳🄴 🄼🄰🄽: You have cast your vote, and it was not for Joe. You have backed up your words and beliefs with action. Your NoJoe status has crystallized into a jewel you will carry forever.

𝕴𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖓 𝕹𝖔𝕵𝖔𝖊: Everyone becomes this when Biden dies lol

ℕ𝕠𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝: You have never voted for a ticket Biden was on, including Obama. This may not have been for good reasons, but who cares; you were the pioneer, the first to plant our flag.

ℕ𝕠𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝ＳｃｒａｎｔｏｎＣｏｒｐｓ: You live in Pennsylvania and your NoJoe power is beyond comprehension.

I'm a nojoe stoner: I smoke weed while not voting for joe biden

# ? Oct 15, 2020 18:30

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Poniard posted:

gently caress electoral politics and gently caress joe biden

please do not physically gently caress joe biden

but please do electorally gently caress electoral politics

by not voting for JOE loving BIDEN (noted rapist, I hear :ssh: