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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




A clawsbreadth away from being a good crosspost for the things that look NWS thread

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea


Looks just like your avatar

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

crebs

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Boy, is his face gonna be red...

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe

This chart always warms my heart when I see it and be reminded that I am, in fact, a crab.

It's amazing how tiny these pinchy little boys and girls are in their baby pictures:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/mermaid_hales/status/1316395684615065600

:yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




#blessed :crab:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Ot4942P.gifv

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

The distance from tip top to snip snop is alarmingly small on those boys.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
It's no crab, but close enough i guess.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

dog nougat posted:

It's no crab, but close enough i guess.



Lobster God?

https://twitter.com/generalslug/status/1316628031713284096?s=20

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Miliay4.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Give him something to push against and he could move the world

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

steamed mussels anyone?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/3mxSJJh.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I just flew in and boy are my snip-snops tired

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

maybe if it weren't illegal for crabs to buy plane tickets they wouldn't have to stow away in the cargo?

just a thought, society

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Airplanes, or as they are colloquially termed, "crabhaulers",

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


oh poo poo, I totally forgot that when planes do that sideways landing thing in a crosswind it's called crabbing :yeeclaw:



edit: i have a crush on Sally Lightfoot

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



axelblaze posted:

*runs into thread and presses the "video game deal" button and the "crab deal" button at the same time*

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1317135103399620608?s=20

*a tear rolls down my cheek*

Once again the two most useful threads on the forums share relevancy

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Airplane food, what's the deal with that?

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wey4jnzU74

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Lol

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/6bmOcsX.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




They know what it is, they're just too polite and thoughtful to risk hurting someone's drawing by walking on it.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
Only being able perceive the world in 2 dimensions is one of the many ways Pseudoscorpions are inferior to crabs.

It's actually probably the smell of the marker that's confusing them. Some of the hairs on their snips are sensitive to chemicals, it's part of how they hunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGPtr5lBXyA

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

they despise witchcraft such as that so utterly that they will not willingly sully themselves by stepping on someone's dark art glyphs


Hungry Computer posted:

Only being able perceive the world in 2 dimensions is one of the many ways Pseudoscorpions are inferior to crabs.

It's actually probably the smell of the marker that's confusing them. Some of the hairs on their snips are sensitive to chemicals, it's part of how they hunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGPtr5lBXyA

yeah plus they obviously are 3d centric and can ramp up leaf stems and poo poo, while automatically instantly snipping

snopping without moving is the highest level of crab attainment, only the most spiritually powerful crabs can do it

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

crebs

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Free them!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



this can't possibly be true

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

I would never treat my friends like this

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


lol get hosed fakecrab

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Humans is the real monsters

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slaan posted:

Humans is the real monsters

:hmmyes:
crorb

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Slaan posted:

Humans is the real monsters

https://twitter.com/Ruth_HHopkins/status/1317095881817030657

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


When the crabs take over they'll walk over piles of our skulls like in Terminator.

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