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Carbon dioxide posted:The plot is that the sun is dying and as a last resort measure, the peoples of the Earth hide in underground cities they can keep warm, while they strapped a shitload of rockets to the Earth in order to launch it all the way to the next step over. The film follows a bunch of people who travel the frozen surface for reasons, and also some people in a space ship ahead of Earth who are noticing it's about to crash into Jupiter if they don't give the rockets an extra burn. A Pail of Air is a classic sci fi short story that it sounds like that's inspired by
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Best I can do is a gunslinger, samurai, French actor playing a dandy murderthief, and... uh, a Swiss actress playing his girlfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdtyruRMlns
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Oct 16, 2020 02:08
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Pfft that onion isn't diced; it's died.
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Oct 16, 2020 02:36
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Carbon dioxide posted:This post reminded me of something which makes me a bit sad. theres a movie about the earth building a rocket to restart the dying sun but something weird happens so they build a second rocket and if that rocket fails everything is hosed. they have 2 missions 1 restart the sun. 2 if possible find out what happened to the first one. its called sunshine its pretty decent.
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Oct 16, 2020 02:37
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RandomFerret posted:Man, I haven't seen one of these in a long time It took them a long time to make one that was actually good is all.
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Oct 16, 2020 02:41
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Trabant posted:Best I can do is a gunslinger, samurai, French actor playing a dandy murderthief, and... uh, a Swiss actress playing his girlfriend: I got 2.75 out of 4 (no samurai) (pirate is technically not french but his biographer was) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3lwgm7ORM8
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Oct 16, 2020 02:55
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Oct 16, 2020 03:20
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Oct 16, 2020 04:12
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Why is the plate not rotating? Mads' pizza is going to be super unevenly heated
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Oct 16, 2020 04:14
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Not putting in a wet paper towel on the side was his first mistake. Pizza's gonna end up way too rubbery.
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Oct 16, 2020 04:21
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Mads is in hell, he's already late to meet with Kojima, and his pizza will never finish cooking.
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Oct 16, 2020 04:26
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Trabant posted:Best I can do is a gunslinger, samurai, French actor playing a dandy murderthief, and... uh, a Swiss actress playing his girlfriend: Wyatt Earp and the actor playing Wyatt Earp cleaning up 1920s Hollywood https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunset_(1988_film)
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Oct 16, 2020 05:00
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two scientists walk into a bar “I’ll have an H2O.” “Ooh, that sounds good, I’ll have water also.” The first scientist looks angry and disappointed and storms off, muttering “...next time...” under his breath.
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Oct 16, 2020 05:52
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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have an H2O." The second one says: "I'll have an H2O, too." The bartender asks them to leave as it's a pub not a loving health spa.
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Oct 16, 2020 05:56
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Two scientists walk into a bar. Now they both have scars on their foreheads.
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Oct 16, 2020 05:58
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Three nazis walk into a BAR they all take a shot
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Oct 16, 2020 06:00
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Two scientists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they want, and the first scientist says "I'll have a water, please. Wait, hold on, poo poo, I did that wrong. I'm sorry. gently caress. Okay, ask me again what I want. No, ask it seriously like I just walked in. Come on, please?"
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Oct 16, 2020 06:02
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor. He orders a large pizza with every topping. He leaves without incident. Hours later, the cashier realizes they could've made a joke at the time, and they regret having missed their chance to share a moment with the Lama.
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Oct 16, 2020 06:08
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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"
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Oct 16, 2020 06:14
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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam reach the gates of heaven. All are allowed in, and each is satisfied.
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Oct 16, 2020 06:14
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Two Irishmen secure long, productive, and satisfying careers at the lumberyard.
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Oct 16, 2020 06:16
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SpacePig posted:A priest, a rabbi, and an imam reach the gates of heaven. All are allowed in, and each is satisfied. How Republican of you.
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Oct 16, 2020 06:24
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SpacePig posted:A priest, a rabbi, and an imam reach the gates of heaven. All are allowed in, and each is satisfied. A priest, a rabbi and an imam reach the bank of the Styx. Charon sighs and points them to the overfilled waiting room where everybody who's died in the last fifty years is stuck since nobody's been getting buried with coins.
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Oct 16, 2020 06:34
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3D Megadoodoo posted:How Republican of you. All republicans would disagree about one (and most of them about two) out of the three.
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Oct 16, 2020 06:34
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Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium doesn’t react.
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Oct 16, 2020 06:50
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bike tory posted:Why is the plate not rotating? Mads' pizza is going to be super unevenly heated
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Oct 16, 2020 06:59
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Some microwaves rotate the microwave thingy, not the food. lol polish microwave
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Oct 16, 2020 07:00
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Two scientists walk into bar. Those scientists' names? Albert Einstein.
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Oct 16, 2020 07:06
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Carbon dioxide posted:This post reminded me of something which makes me a bit sad. Now that a bunch of people have quoted this I noticed that I wrote "step" instead of "star" and now I have to publish my typo shame and correction in a new post instead of being able to go bad and sneakily edit it.
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Oct 16, 2020 07:29
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Carbon dioxide posted:Now that a bunch of people have quoted this I noticed that I wrote "step" instead of "star" and now I have to publish my typo shame and correction in a new post instead of being able to go bad and sneakily edit it. I got back news for ya
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Oct 16, 2020 07:32
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?" A priest, a rabbit and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says 'Why do you have a rabbit?' and the imam replies 'We do? Stupid autocorrect!'
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Oct 16, 2020 07:35
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The Maestro posted:I got back news for ya 
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Oct 16, 2020 07:37
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Two musicians walk past a bar
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Oct 16, 2020 07:38
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Two musicians walk past a bar They don't stop to rest
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Oct 16, 2020 07:42
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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. They can't, it's closed. Didn't you hear about the lockdown? What is wrong with you wanting to go out and sit in a tightly packed room with others? Jesus christ we are all hosed.
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Oct 16, 2020 07:51
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A lawyer fails to enter a bar.
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Oct 16, 2020 08:21
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A hungry bear walks into a bar. - I'll have a ginger beer, says the bear. - We don't have that, says the waiter. -WHAAAAT?, exclaimes the shocked bear.
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Oct 16, 2020 09:03
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A priest made entirely out of poo poo enters a bar ”Holy poo poo!”, the bartender exclaims, Collapsing Farts has a new favorite as of 09:51 on Oct 16, 2020 |
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The bartender says "we do not serve faster-than-light particles here" A techyon walks into a bar.
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