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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


FizFashizzle posted:

They should just make the bengals forfeit.

edit*

uh yes please

https://twitter.com/WardonSports/status/1316837936449683456?s=20

washed

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Remember when LVB was lining up as the wildcat because the qb's were dead or somehow worse than him as passers?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I honestly wouldn’t be opposed with the league making the Pats forfeit this game if it has to be put off again. I feel bad for the Broncos players.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Doltos posted:

It’s also a freakin one year deal. Why does tff hate rbs like it makes them smarter to do so

I love my big, paid, stiff-arming RB.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I honestly wouldn’t be opposed with the league making the Pats forfeit this game if it has to be put off again. I feel bad for the Broncos players.

oh no you don't!

you're not gonna improve your draft position on my watch!!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I honestly wouldn’t be opposed with the league making the Pats forfeit this game if it has to be put off again. I feel bad for the Broncos players.

gently caress em

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1317167654050947073

drat the torpedoes baybee

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/TimTebow/status/1317109941845590016?s=20

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
It’s “man the torpedoes”

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Did he take a few fastballs to the head?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Amy Pole Her posted:

It’s “man the torpedoes”

it's not, at least not until WW2. thanks japan.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Amy Pole Her posted:

It’s “man the torpedoes”

It isn't.

https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/drat-torpedoes

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

So they're just gonna play because...they're going to? Lol there's no way the league finishes the season.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Oh my god! That’s wild. I’ve been saying this wrong forever. And I’m the kinda person who has known its “champing at the bit” since i was like 12. Shameful

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Amy Pole Her posted:

Oh my god! That’s wild. I’ve been saying this wrong forever. And I’m the kinda person who has known its “champing at the bit” since i was like 12. Shameful

Every once in a while someone corrects me when I say champing. I begin salivating right before I eviscerate them, it's practically sexual for me

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
There will probably be another positive test from the Patriots tomorrow which will force the game to be moved/cancelled.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the next time someone tells you they are "ambivalent" because they don't care either way, show them what it really means and harm their body

chamois
Oct 24, 2010


good question, tim

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

"You don't have to like me, but you have to respect me" - E-40

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Amy Pole Her posted:

Oh my god! That’s wild. I’ve been saying this wrong forever. And I’m the kinda person who has known its “champing at the bit” since i was like 12. Shameful

I learned it as "man the torpedoes" growing up from my mom because she would say that around us. When I learned it was drat the torpedoes, I told her she had been saying it wrong. She said, "saying it wrong, or saying it in a way that you could repeat as a kid" and I felt checkmated.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
People say it other than drat the torpedos?!?

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Spoeank posted:

I learned it as "man the torpedoes" growing up from my mom because she would say that around us. When I learned it was drat the torpedoes, I told her she had been saying it wrong. She said, "saying it wrong, or saying it in a way that you could repeat as a kid" and I felt checkmated.

cool mom

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

chamois posted:

"You don't have to like me, but you have to respect me" - E-40
Now I want to see Tebow and E-40 doing a PSA about respect together.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Tim Tebow explaining the respect economy wasn't something I knew I needed but here we are, 2020 keeps delivering.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Here is a really funny vid that was in my recommended vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssc8f3PS9Uc

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








i thought "man the torpedoes" was like a call to arms, instead of a misheard phrase

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Ehud posted:

Here is a really funny vid that was in my recommended vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssc8f3PS9Uc

"God damnit Donald" should be in Canton.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



LMAO the NFL just can’t handle this poo poo. Why would you let the Pats even have the option of practicing??

https://mobile.twitter.com/ezlazar/status/1317146688730050561

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Tweak posted:

i thought "man the torpedoes" was like a call to arms, instead of a misheard phrase

Nope. Just a ballsy rear end captain of a ship saying gently caress your mines I'm coming through! (water mines were called torpedos in the 1800s)

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Bellmaker posted:

LMAO the NFL just can’t handle this poo poo. Why would you let the Pats even have the option of practicing??

https://mobile.twitter.com/ezlazar/status/1317146688730050561

Odd, I took Belichick as a "gently caress it, we're playing" kinda guy.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Speaking of bad coaches being bad.

https://twitter.com/art_stapleton/status/1317127082724544512

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

its been pouring all day too, it sucks outside

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








He’s like the abusive dad coach in a Matt Christopher book.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


I love that we're still doing "we need an olschool hardcore disciplinarian to straighten this team out" in 2020 lol

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I've got the Preseason Champions one from the 4-0 preseason that led to 0-16

I liked the limited edition Myles Garrett G-Rex one they did. Alas, that was briefly before the Mason Rudolph incident and maybe not the ideal image to promote at the time.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I hate him so much

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Doltos posted:

He’s not washed you dummy. He sat out a year, came back and faced 7 in the box every down on a horrendous team. Now this year is pretty much the same. Even in his poor statistical 2019 season he was breaking tackles left and right and carrying tacklers.

It’s also a freakin one year deal. Why does tff hate rbs like it makes them smarter to do so

hey dude i think it's probably just adaz's opinion, you know? why does doltos post like hes anything more than a youtube draftnik??

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

It's never the wrong time to prepare for a Last Boy Scout scenario

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVrsGHs2MCk

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Didn't Patricia do the exact same thing in the exact same situation last year? Only it was snow instead of rain.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Didn't Patricia do the exact same thing in the exact same situation last year? Only it was snow instead of rain.

The Lions playing in a dome is what made that so stupid

Metlife is open to the sky so it's not The Worst idea but yeah

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