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Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008
https://twitter.com/Dukeicon/status/1317212203301376004?s=19

:britain: :911:

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



learnincurve posted:

loads of people who initially stockpiled ended up with 400 tins of beans to eat this summer.

As long as they're kidney that sounds pretty good.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

learnincurve posted:

loads of people who initially stockpiled ended up with 400 tins of beans to eat this summer.

So we need to prepare our backsides?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I've been stockpiling booze for months but I still havent managed it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1317205602326712321?s=19

:stonklol:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
You need to stockpile the means of booze production instead.

A Good Time
Dec 20, 2015


Dried needs water, heatsource, a pot and time. Tinned needs space and maybe a can opener, depending. Is there some shrugging weighing things up smilie?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Everything needs space, and like, time, man.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Everything needs space, and like, time, man.

Don't even get me started on making an apple pie from scratch

:weed:

A Good Time
Dec 20, 2015


NotJustANumber99 posted:

Everything needs space, and like, time, man.

yes but the proportion :ohdear:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Failed Imagineer posted:

Don't even get me started on making an apple pie from scratch

:weed:

if you're putting thyme in an apple pie you're doing it wrong

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
sage advice

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Johnson will be ignoring it then.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

ItsDisposable posted:

Dried needs water, heatsource, a pot and time. Tinned needs space and maybe a can opener, depending. Is there some shrugging weighing things up smilie?

You should also be stockpiling esbit stoves and those fuel tabs that smell like fish

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ItsDisposable posted:

Dried needs water, heatsource, a pot and time. Tinned needs space and maybe a can opener, depending. Is there some shrugging weighing things up smilie?

If the country gets to the point that potable water, electricity and gas are no longer to be relied on then stockpiles of food will be completely pointless.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/JohnJCrace/status/1317251979006062597

Remember "IT lessons" lady? Yeah she's basically admitted she was screwing Johnson in a Daily Mail interview.

So glad the authorities decided he totally didn't use his position to give her a bunch of public money.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

We’ve finally finally loving managed to buy a flat and I’m still a bag of nerves because we can’t really start stockpiling until we’ve properly moved in.

blunt posted:

Speaking of .. should I be transferring some of my meager savings into Euros/Dollars to avoid a January no deal crash ala the referendum results day, or is no deal already priced in at this point?
Maybe wait until the US has settled into Civil War II before buying those dollars though.

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

1965917 posted:

So what items should I be stockpiling for no deal?

Paraquat. Banned in the EU, but a commonly used industrial herbicide in the USA, which means the chances are you'll be swallowing large doses every time you eat your food rations in post-Brexit Britain anyway. It'll solve all your problems in 30 days or less, or your money back!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

TACD posted:

Maybe wait until the US has settled into Civil War II before buying those dollars though.
Yeah, you might want to consider that the Yuan and Renminbi are internally interchangeable when stockpiling currency for post-November conversion.

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007

So, does anybody have a list of no deal brexit implications? I've looked at the regular articles and the YellowHammer thing, but they are hilariously incomplete and most were done long ago. Like there are short term things that are obvious, but that shatner tweet made me realize there are gonna be 1000 lols on stuff folks didn't realize. I'm just in awe of the unpreparedness of it all.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

goddamnedtwisto posted:

If the country gets to the point that potable water, electricity and gas are no longer to be relied on then stockpiles of food will be completely pointless.

I mean there might be a small chance of surviving and it'll be helped with having food as opposed to no food. Odds are not good but i'm pretty sure having food will always help.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Nostalgic Cashew posted:

So, does anybody have a list of no deal brexit implications? I've looked at the regular articles and the YellowHammer thing, but they are hilariously incomplete and most were done long ago. Like there are short term things that are obvious, but that shatner tweet made me realize there are gonna be 1000 lols on stuff folks didn't realize. I'm just in awe of the unpreparedness of it all.

Cross border pensions. The has EU laws to smooth out how pensions are tracked and earned in other countries.
No deal means the UK won't be able to use these. So no guarantee you will get poo poo if you retire back to good ole blighty without extra charges added on.

Nutapii
Jun 24, 2020

communism bitch posted:

I like that our multi-billion pound state of the art supercarriers are entirely dependent for their operational capability on "one support ship with limited capacity" that has already been in service for 26 years. And since the navy's surface capability is pathetically small already probably half the frigate and destroyed complement are going to be permanently tied up escorting whichever carrier is in the field at any give time.

So speaking practically you could cripple the entire royal navy by sinking the one supply ship we have to keep the fleet fed and watered lol

And instead of an AWACS airplane, probably because we didn't bother with a catapult, we put a conversion kit on a helicopter with a pod that spins out of the way so it can land*. Not that there's any advantage in the early warning aircraft having more range or speed.
This country's obsession with doing things on the cheap drives me nuts. Australia has problems, but they do seem to at least spend the money on infrastructure where it needs to be spent.

*To be fair, that's just the current CGI. There may well be further conceptual improvements, already the back door doesn't need to be open to dangle the radar out of anymore.

Nostalgic Cashew posted:

So, does anybody have a list of no deal brexit implications? I've looked at the regular articles and the YellowHammer thing, but they are hilariously incomplete and most were done long ago. Like there are short term things that are obvious, but that shatner tweet made me realize there are gonna be 1000 lols on stuff folks didn't realize. I'm just in awe of the unpreparedness of it all.

Well, we don't make cigarettes in the UK anymore. Increased rates of quitting when they're £20/€5 a pack? And in other corner shop staples, how integrated is Euromillions and the other ones into the EU?

Nutapii fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Oct 17, 2020

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Didn't... the americans already invent a helicopter with a recon package that sits above the rotor decades ago with the kiowa?

Like I dunno if i was building a helicopter with a very expensive radar attached to it I would probably not bank on it getting out the way so I don't land on it.

Maybe mount it in the tail boom and tell the pilot to spin in circles :v:

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Oct 17, 2020

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

blunt posted:

Speaking of .. should I be transferring some of my meager savings into Euros/Dollars to avoid a January no deal crash ala the referendum results day, or is no deal already priced in at this point?

Gold if you're going to do that. Sovereigns rather than bars because you don't pay capital gains tax because they're technically legal tender.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Angrymog posted:

Gold if you're going to do that. Sovereigns rather than bars because you don't pay capital gains tax because they're technically legal tender.

So I should sign up for Nigel's daily gold email? 🤔

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007

happyhippy posted:

Cross border pensions. The has EU laws to smooth out how pensions are tracked and earned in other countries.
No deal means the UK won't be able to use these. So no guarantee you will get poo poo if you retire back to good ole blighty without extra charges added on.

Oh poo poo. Thats gonna blow some minds.

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

blunt posted:

So I should sign up for Nigel's daily gold email? 🤔

No, just buy from a bullion seller - compare their price to the daily gold price (sovereigns are 22 carat and gold price is for 24) to make sure it looks okay.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Angrymog posted:

No, just buy from a bullion seller - compare their price to the daily gold price (sovereigns are 22 carat and gold price is for 24) to make sure it looks okay.

It was a joke but thanks for looking out for me 🙂

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Our mighty Royal Navy currently has, I think, the grand total of 19 surface fighting ships, or which approximately half are currently available for service (the other half are being overhauled, repairs and maintenance etc). So to field an aircraft carrier group, we actually would need to deploy half of our seaworthy fleet, which would obviously be unsustainable in any serious, prolonged conflict.

Tomberforce
May 30, 2006

Pistol_Pete posted:

Our mighty Royal Navy currently has, I think, the grand total of 19 surface fighting ships, or which approximately half are currently available for service (the other half are being overhauled, repairs and maintenance etc). So to field an aircraft carrier group, we actually would need to deploy half of our seaworthy fleet, which would obviously be unsustainable in any serious, prolonged conflict.

Obviously the public sector is incapable or providing an efficient Naval service so clearly the solution is for HMS Serco to set sail.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Nostalgic Cashew posted:

So, does anybody have a list of no deal brexit implications? I've looked at the regular articles and the YellowHammer thing, but they are hilariously incomplete and most were done long ago. Like there are short term things that are obvious, but that shatner tweet made me realize there are gonna be 1000 lols on stuff folks didn't realize. I'm just in awe of the unpreparedness of it all.

Post username combo

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
It'll all be all right in the end, i'm sure

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



gently caress me, Labour looks like it's getting 50% at the election, Greens at 9%... Wow!


















In NZ

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Ratjaculation posted:

gently caress me, Labour looks like it's getting 50% at the election, Greens at 9%... Wow!


















In NZ

It must be cool to live in a country with a functional government and a sane population.

Tomberforce
May 30, 2006

a pipe smoking dog posted:

It must be cool to live in a country with a functional government and a sane population.

Be interested to know how much presence Murdoch has in NZ.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Don't forget that they reacted to a mass murder terror attack by a white supremacist by doing the exact thing that the white supremacist mass murderer said he wanted in his nazi manifesto, so I'd still put them below Norway on the sane country scale.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Oct 17, 2020

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


a pipe smoking dog posted:

It must be cool to live in a country with a functional government and a sane population.

My granny & mum had the chance to emigrate to NZ for £5 in the '60s. The fools

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I know he’s not Good generally but Andy Burnham is properly making Sir Keith look like absolute poo poo right now.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Toilet Rascal
He's doing the controversial leftist antifa strategy of "stating something, rather than nothing" which is very unfair in making Sir Co look bad.

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