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posting updated for new page 1. chimney sweep 2. noun, plural 3. geoducks 4. adjective 5. Oscar Mayer® Wienermobile 6. action verb 7. noun 8. grundel 9. long balls 10. dick suckers 11. Shaq 12. erotic desire 13. pies 14. weenus 15. blast 16. deez nuts 17. a brazillion 18. knee ditch 19. tickle 20. Doctor Dogballs' nutz 21. frangible 22. forty nut fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Oct 17, 2020
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12. erotic desire
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Chewbecca posted:12. erotic desire dammit I was gonna say "yearning". |
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Oct 16, 2020 22:33
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Goon minds think alike 
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19. tickle
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13: pies |
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15. blast |
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16. deez nuts
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Oct 16, 2020 23:11
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Oct 16, 2020 23:16
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21. frangible |
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Oct 16, 2020 23:31
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17 a brazillion
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five more...
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20: 40 (or forty, whichever looks better) |
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6. Lunge |
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2. humps |
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one adjective left!
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Okay then, uhhh 'goony'
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A long time ago, there was a chimney sweep named Jonah. His job was to bring God’s humps to the people. One day God told Jonah to go to the Geoducks of Ninevahand tell them to stop being bad and start being goony. Jonah didn’t want to go, so he headed in the opposite direction, got on the Oscar Mayer® Wienermobile, and tried to lunge away from God. After awhile, a huge terrorist came up. The grundel was blowing and the long balls were crashing and the dick suckers were very afraid. Jonah knew that it was his fault and he asked them to throw him into Shaq. They didn’t want to, but things kept getting worse, so finally they agreed. Immediately, everything stopped and was calm. The people were erotically desiring and gave pies to God for saving them. Meanwhile, Jonah was sinking down into the weenus, about to blast. But God sent deez nuts which swallowed Jonah. Jonah spent a brazillion days in its knee ditch, praying and thanking God for saving him. After awhile, the creature tickled Jonah onto dry Doctor Dogballs' nutz and this time Jonah went straight to Ninevah to do what God had told him to do.The Ninevites listened to Jonah and started being frangible. God had given them a fortieth chance, just as he had with Jonah.
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Jonah really was tripping balls.
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nut posted:A long time ago, there was a chimney sweep named Jonah. His job was to bring God’s humps to the people. One day God told Jonah to go to the Geoducks of Ninevahand tell them to stop being bad and start being goony. Jonah didn’t want to go, so he headed in the opposite direction, got on the Oscar Mayer® Wienermobile, and tried to lunge away from God. After awhile, a huge terrorist came up. The grundel was blowing and the long balls were crashing and the dick suckers were very afraid. Jonah knew that it was his fault and he asked them to throw him into Shaq. They didn’t want to, but things kept getting worse, so finally they agreed. Immediately, everything stopped and was calm. The people were erotically desiring and gave pies to God for saving them. Meanwhile, Jonah was sinking down into the weenus, about to blast. But God sent deez nuts which swallowed Jonah. Jonah spent a brazillion days in its knee ditch, praying and thanking God for saving him. After awhile, the creature tickled Jonah onto dry Doctor Dogballs' nutz and this time Jonah went straight to Ninevah to do what God had told him to do.The Ninevites listened to Jonah and started being frangible. God had given them a fortieth chance, just as he had with Jonah. nice ---------------- |
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Save yourselves, throw me into Shaq. |
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Oct 17, 2020 18:25
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dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshaq
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Oct 17, 2020 18:28
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help I'm sinking down into the weenus, about to blast 
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Oct 17, 2020 18:50
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My Testimony: Lunging away from God, swallowed by deez nuts
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More biblical hijinks! Classic. These are all disturbingly horny. |
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the dick suckers are terrified
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nut posted:the dick suckers are terrified The factory done shut down!! OH GOD THE ECONOMY!!!
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 I'm straying from the book! 1. combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell (the one on Jamaica Ave??) 2. hogleg 3. thirsty 4. Cobalt-60 5. nut 6. nuts 7. number 8. noun 9. noun 10. beers 11. Meaty slap 12. verb 13. chilling 14. noun 15. middle of nowhere Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Oct 19, 2020
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1. The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
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6. nuts
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5 nut
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3. thirsty |
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2. hogleg |
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